Christina Hendricks does Esquire

August 4th, 2009 // 123 Comments

Here’s Christina Hendrick posing for Esquire to coincide with the season premiere of Mad Men. Just to prove how insane of a bombshell Christina is, I’ve managed to turn several female coworkers into lesbians just by showing them these pics. Though some might say seeing me lick my monitor in the process may have been a factor. But, seriously, how else do you set the ambiance? Michael Bolton music?

Photos: Esquire
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  1. R Diddy

    FIRST!!!

  2. lisa

    really not that hot

  3. Robert Moody

    I totally love Christina Hendricks. She is the hottest actress in Mad Men. Her charachter, Joan, wears those pointy bras worn during the 60′s and her outfitss are always fitted. Her bosy is amazing but her face and skin are unreal.

  4. Arthur Kade's Ballbag

    Anyone else want to fuck her?

  5. STFU!

    Lisa, isn’t your Haagen Daz melting? You might want to go fetch it then have a heart attack in the process because that chick is FUCKING HOT!

    Goddamn Jabba women….

  6. Beautiful pictures! Love how this woman has curves.

  7. farles chew

    “Body like a luxury liner”

    I got nothing else to add.

  8. Oliver Twisted

    Please Sir, can I have some more?

  9. Dr Truth

    Very nice.

  10. Dr. Dork

    Check her out in episodes 6 & 11 of Firefly, wowza. She makes me feel all funny inside. http://www.hulu.com/firefly

  11. Venom

    Nice rack. Don’t know if they’re real or not, though. In fact I know nothing of this woman, at all.

    Need to see some candid pics for a better assessment on whether she has achieved uber hottie status or not.

  12. I LOVE her character and I LOVE Mad Men. Everybody — ya gotta watch it.

  13. Erica

    Coworkers?

  14. As quoted from the retarded cop..”BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!”

  15. lotion please…

  16. The Bisexual

    I love other women for a reason. And that, my friends, is one of them. Mmm purrrarrrrr.

  17. Crusty

    Lisa (and any subsequent posters who wrongly proclaim that this chick isn’t hot), jealousy is an extrodanarily ugly thing. Christina Hendrick is undeniably gorgeous. For goodness sakes, look hard and deep and find ONE flaw.

  18. Sam

    She needs to develop saddlebag thighs and a wide-but-flat ass, like Jennifer Love Hewitt. Then she’ll be normal and healthy…and (fat) girls will get all emotional defending her.

  19. Venom

    After careful and thorough google evaluation of some candid photographs, the verdict is still out. The breast area looks very much real. I am however having problems with the facial area. At times she looks like Ashlee Simpson (after the nose job,) others like Rose McGowan (before the surgeries,) and in others she looks like the Jigsaw doll from the Saw franchise… in other words, she looks best without a shitload of makeup on.

    Overall I approve. More please.

  20. Balls McCoy

    Pretty conservative shoot for one of the hottest chicks on TV. Speaking of licking my monitor… Which port do I stick my junk in?

  21. Johnny Lava

    @4 Me :) oh I can’t wait (fap fap fap) XO

  22. Venom

    In these pics she looks like Joss Stone. I’m so confused…

    … regardless, this specimen is built to get dicked hard for hours. And when she can’t take it anymore, it’s a long rough anal session til the sun comes up.

  23. Inmate #2648927

    Amazing boobs. Isn’t technology wonderful.

  24. Kempo

    Jessica Wabbit in the flesh!

  25. Beautiful! Love how this woman has curves and flaunts em.

  26. Yeah too bad she’ a total TUBBO without all the photoshop and rib crushing girdles. She is overweight and not just according to Hollywood, but according to BMI. In a bikini in actual sunlight she would look
    WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY worse then Jennifer Love Hewitt in her even- fatter-than-now phase. This girl will be obese once she has kids unless she starves and drugs herself to keep up with Hollywood. This is why SO many men end up with fat ugly useless housewives, because they married some cow attched to a huge rack.
    Newsflash turds a massive rack is destined to match a massive ass and the rack soon becomes pancake city. This girl is already all cottage cheese. I shudder to think how she would look playing tennis in a bikini without photshop and good lighting.

    Give me Ashley Greene or Miranda Kerr anyday over this fatness. You morons are so fooled by photshop pics. If Fish posted candids of her in a bikni all you would see is red hair and a pile of pasty white cellulite.

    • htp

      You are clearly just jealous because the best women, ones who are “attached to a huge rack” wont give you the time of day.
      Miranda Kerr looks like an 11 year old girl you pedofile.

  27. Yeah too bad she’ a total TUBBO without all the photoshop and rib crushing girdles. She is overweight and not just according to Hollywood, but according to BMI. In a bikini in actual sunlight she would look
    WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY worse then Jennifer Love Hewitt in her even- fatter-than-now phase. This girl will be obese once she has kids unless she starves and drugs herself to keep up with Hollywood. This is why SO many men end up with fat ugly useless housewives, because they married some cow attched to a huge rack.
    Newsflash turds a massive rack is destined to match a massive ass and the rack soon becomes pancake city. This girl is already all cottage cheese. I shudder to think how she would look playing tennis in a bikini without photshop and good lighting.

    Give me Ashley Greene or Miranda Kerr anyday over this fatness. You morons are so fooled by photshop pics. If Fish posted candids of her in a bikni all you would see is red hair and a pile of pasty white cellulite.

  28. jlylec

    #27 – you’re dumb and gay…there’s no WAY this broad looks worse than that sloppy mess JLH. she’s nearly as gross as you are dumb and gay.

    photoshop and airbrushing is the SHIT BTW…you’re never going to actually meet these chicks so enjoy the best they could hope to possibly be and look…weirdo.

    queer

  29. correction

    The L is missing in actually, guess Christina ate it.

    I sthe new Fish some chubby chaser???You can get a girl like this anywhere, any minute get her a stylist and voila a fattie masqerading as a hottie and the regualr ones are way less expenive than some spoiled celebrity.

    Get to the gym woman and quit shovelling in the food. Fuck she’s like the ginger version of Kim Kardashian.

  30. Nameless

    Been in love with this chick since she was on Firefly. HAWTNESS!!

  31. no thanks

    Yeah men who don’t like fatties are so gay. Fuck that. And why are the douches here so homophobic??? Too many errections in the boys locker room???If it’s all about fatansy why slum it? Even at her best she looks like the fat bridesmaid at every wedding. Fuck this shit.

  32. notfat

    christina is so gorgeous and she has the most astounding curves. to all those idiots calling her FAT maybe you have BDD because if you actually take a look at her you can realize she has tiny arms and her face is thin. she just has some major hips & boobs. I mean i know people on this site wish she looks like the crackhead skinny ginger that is lindsay lohan, so i don’t expect them to recognize christina’s hottness

  33. jlylec

    go fuck yourself pussy…hahahahhaahah. homophobic? douche? fat bridesmaid? i bet you’re a fat bridesmaid.

    agree on not slumming fantasy though. just don’t agree she looks fat in these pics (the fantasy part). I don’t give a FUCK what she looks like when she rolls out of fat bed. Not my problem cause i ain’t there…

    i was responding mostly to a negative comparison of this one to that tub of vomit jennifer love hewitt and those despicable pics from yesterday. that’s retarded. fuck THIS shit.

  34. Gorgeous. Everyone in hollywood is so fixated on being pencil thin. Looks comfortable with her body type. Unforgettable in my gone, but not forgotten, Firefly.

  35. uh

    @23

    Those are real. She’s got curves all over her body, so that means she isn’t so starved that she needs surgical help in the boob area.

    I love Mad Men and she makes me want to switch to girls.

  36. sticky mcnut juice

    I’d rub my junk all over her face.

  37. she's fine

    I have always had the belief that men who don’t like really curvy women secretly feel like they’re not masculine enough to handle a curvy woman. When I say curves, I don’t mean fat, I mean having big boobs, a nice round butt, toned legs, and a really small waistline. Christina Hendricks is not fat; fat women do not have waist-to-hip ratios like her, nor do they have legs like her:

    http://www.superiorpics.com/wenn_album/Christina_Hendricks_-_Leaving_NBC_Studios/christina_hendricks_001_101707.jpg

    There are all kinds of beauty. On the one end, there are the Miranda Kerrs: thin, tall, and super cute. On the other end, there are the Christina Hendricks: super curvy, milky skinned, and all woman. There’s no point in dissing one for another – everyone’s got different taste.

  38. uh

    @37

    That’s not a great picture….

    Here’s a screen shot from Mad Men that shows her full body:

    http://ethicalstyle.com/wp-content/uploads/joan-holloway-mad-men.jpg

  39. Madison

    I don’t care if a woman is pencil thin or sporting some delicious curves, she just has to care about her body and own it. I’ve seen all sides of the spectrum and as long as a woman makes an effort to be healthy and happy I am amazingly attracted to her.

  40. No

    Once and for all people need to stop using the gay comeback and the anorexia comeback.

    More and more girls are not homophobic and in fact have gay friends 90% of hot models do so you just turn women off by spouting homophobic shit and it reeks of insecurity and they know it. Like the fat guy who keeps asking “who farted?” Uh you did cheeto breath. He who calls it is it. As in YOUR gay cock breath and theres nothing wrong with being gay as long a you aren’t a closted self hater. Real men are confident in their sexuality and not threatened by gay men and can gasp even be friends with gay guys and remain straight. It’s only contageious if you are already gay.

    Now girls these pictures are aceptable for being complete cartoons.If I wanted to get turned on by a cartoon red head creation I’d watch the little mermaid.

    Witout the photshop she’s fat, BMI fat. Since when does having a thin face mean you don’t have a huge gut and fat ass, ever hear of Jennifer Love Hewitt or Ricki lake or plenty of every day women? Many girls ahve round faces and are stick thin and her arms are fat that’s why she covers them so much. Fat is not evenly proportioned moron it’s called a pear shape, a gut or a fatass for a fucking reason. Even with the photoshop you can see she is barely breathing in that dress and the back views shows her pear shape and it’s astouning to be pear shaped when your boobs are double FFs. Sheer graity alone can tell you that sans bra standing upright those things are pancakey and will only get worse, plus she hs more cellulite than Mischa.

    Can we please quit using anorexia as an extreme argument it’s old and idiotc and does not defend you point. The heffers on more to love aren’t anorexic either, good for them.NOT.

    BALANCE is the key. Check out Ashley Greene, the phenomenal Phoebe Cates in Fast Times. Plenty of chicks ar hot, healthy and chub free.

    AGAIN she is the fat bridesmaid you only fuck drunk if the hot ones are taken. I would bet all of Donald Trumps money that the real Christina, not tis cartoon, would look like total shit in a bikini in ntural sunlight.

    P.S. She clearly starved for weeks before this shoot and they still had to strap her in a girdle, make her wear all slimming black, use great lightng a professional fat hiding photog and airbush the shit out of her. In other wrds this isn’t Christina Hendricks.

    You know there are girls who actually look like walking magazines in real life so why drool over this fatty in disguise.

  41. scary

    # 40

    You have issues. You basically wrote a novel about a stranger. Go get a life and some therapy…soon.

  42. that’s chub. She clearly doesn’t take care of herself, if she did she would be slimmer and in candids have some semblance of tone. Has she worked out a day in her life???

    http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/319/2/christina_hendricks_2009_golden_globe_awards_2.0.0.0×0.637×912.jpeg

    I’ve never seen her in pants not even off the show can she fit in pants???

  43. Red heads FTW

    #40, you are totally out of your mind.
    And jealous, with a dried up, dusty cooch or a shriveled old pickle pecker.
    Or both. Woah, man, I’ve never met a hermaphrodite before…sweet deal.

  44. farles chew

    #27/40, you are so easily trolled it’s pitiful. But please don’t stop now; your “I’m not homophobic/anorexic/spastic-fantastic” meltdown is really entertaining.

  45. Dr.

    Shouldn’t someone be telling me what size Marilyn Monroe was by now…

    If the people insulting this woman were models would that bother you less? NO. So insult their behaviour instead of spouting lame wishful thinking that they are fat or have a peen and a vadge (and how is birth defect an insult?).

    The people insultng her are shallow, although health wise she could trim down and workout a little more, it would be better for her heart.

  46. Childe Herald

    #42 Still wearing a training bra, huh? Yeah, we can tell. Try not to fall into the toilet next time you’re purging.

  47. Malinowski

    Lots of women here telling men what they should consider hot. Fascinating.

  48. bjf

    How is it a meltdown to be able to write a few paragraph? You must have done well in school? Most idiots here can only come up with one sentence.

    Enjoy your heart disease and future fat husbands and wives fatties and fatty lovers.

  49. farles chew

    #45, Dr., I think we’re all VOLUNTEERING to work that ass out, and work it hard.

    We very much appreciate your totally non-douchebaggie way of guiding us to wisdom and internet civility. Nowgosuckonasackofdicks.

  50. Forkington

    yo. christina is fiiinnneee. and y’all are acting like yer photoshop experts or some shit. bullshit, and you know it. man, just enjoy the pix and stop bitchin like a buncha five year olds.

    Ya digg. ;p

    No, but honestly, I’m a sucker for this woman, and if you show her picture to any guy around, 9/10, they’ll think she’s fantastically beautiful. Loved her from the good ole’ Firefly days. Also, I’m a chick and not a lesbo. Wat~ I know. No girls on the internet, amirite guys? And who ever heard of another straight girl giving another girl some honest praise for her killer body? Red heads unite!

    I should make a freakin’ red head army. Srsly.

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