Christina Applegate dates a fisherman

applegate-fisherman.jpgIn Touch magazine reports that Christina Applegate is recovering from her recent divorce by dating 24-year-old Lee Grivas – a former Alaskan fisherman – after meeting him while she was starring in the Broadway musical Sweet Charity. I guess all those years I spent following Alaskan fisherman around in a tiny boat calling them names and throwing trash at them really came back to bite me in the ass. Because now they’re dating Christina Applegate, and here I am not dating Christina Applegate. Damn those Alaskan fisherman. Damn them to hell.