Christina Applegate ’100 percent clear’ of breast cancer

She prtetty but she no brit.

what size are those babies anyway?

I don’t believe her.

She must show us her breasts are clear and clean.

Sweet Jesus of Nazareth, my beauty has been cleaned!

Only my hands are 100% reliable in detecting any malady of the breast.

Luckily, my services are buy-one get-one free breast screening.

I make house calls.

yeah well she had a double mastectomy. tuff decision!

I wonder if the oncologist gives you back your breasts in a pickle jar when you are done.

You know, for the mantle.

Thanks God!

“I’m clear”, ya, for now.

I was clear for 9 years until it came back again!

I think I rubbed myself raw watching Kelly Bundy bounce down those stairs.

Glad she’s healthy again

I think I rubbed myself raw watching Kelly Bundy bounce down those stairs.

What the hell is moveable type and why would it cause an error?

Freaking double post!

umm joking aside she had both BOOBS removed to get the cancer out. She will get reconstruction later this year.

too young for that chit!

umm joking aside she had both BOOBS removed to get the cancer out. She will get reconstruction later this year.

too young for that chit!

umm joking aside she had both BOOBS removed to get the cancer out. She will get reconstruction later this year.

too young for that chit!

I always wanted to see her naked. Now, not so much. She should sell those cancer-ridden boobs on Ebay. I hope the cancer comes back in her ass.

Cancer is not funny at all… just like Married with Children.

Fish, you kind of fucked this story up. The double mastectomy is a detail you might have wanted to include in your “story.” Best of luck to her.

She cured it with a complete double mastectomy. I can’t believe you missed that piece of the puzzle. She’s preparing to undergo 8 months of complete reconstructive surgery to get the puppies back, albeit plastic ones.

clear of breast cancer, but certainly not clear of botox…

Give me your dirty love. Like some tacky little pamphlet in your daddy’s bottom drawer. I don’t believe you never seen his dirty little book before.
I don’t need no consolation, I don’t want your reservation. I only got one destination, and that’s your dirty love.
Just like your mama makes her fuzzy poodle do – Give me your dirty love the way your mama made that nasty poodle chew. I’ll ignore your cheap aroma
and your little-bo-peep diploma. I’ll just put you in a coma, with my dirty love

This happens everytime you inject $250,000 worth of liquified cash directly into the tumor.

Exactly #22.
Wouldn’t it be nice if everyone could have the very best treatment? I I love how celebrities brag about overcoming illnesses seeing as they are constantly pampered and taken care of and can afford you the best doctors money can buy. I wonder if this bitch will donate even half as much money as she spent on her own treatment to breast cancer research, somehow I think NOT. The rest of her quote went on to say that when she first found out was that she was so angry she was shaking. I have seen it a lot and dealt with bad diagnosis’ myself and I’ve never heard of anyone’s first reaction being anger, seems a little self righteous, like who the fuck told you that life owed you anything, a little humility and a reaction of sadness and shock is normal, but anger ” like how dare cancer attack me I’m too special for cancer” whatever.
I hope this woman goers to a children’s hospital and gets herself some perspective.

P.S. Lady a lot of woman do die of cancer and don’t have the means to get the treatment you did so a little decorum and dignity in your comments would be nice.

100% breastalicous once again.

This lady looks a little ugly. But I saw she has a profile with many hot Bikini photos at a celeb site richromances.com where celebrities and wealthy singles are hooking up.

Oh well. I spanked myself to the boobies countless times, and now those luscious lady lumps are just medical waste in the operating room waste basket.

Tis a shame.

I’m glad Christina is speaking out about this issue, even though it must be scary. http://www.entertonement.com/collections/2247/Christina-Applegate

#23 From another story:” She said she’s starting a program to help women at high risk for breast cancer to meet the costs of an MRI, which is not always covered by insurance.”

Maybe read up on her before you assume she won’t be putting her money where her mouth is?

Glad to hear the surgery was a success.
Although she ain’t ‘cured’ yet. What, isn’t it like 5 years b4 you’re considered ‘cured’? And wow, hard decision to go with a double M right off the bat like that. Although i’d probably do it too.

And wow. She’s like a year older than me and has tons more wrinkles. She’s lookin’ old around the eyes and throat.

Pub STUNT !!!! Gee now she is clear already?

She had them both removed. All of you scoffing at her should be ashamed of yourselves.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/19/people.christina.applegate.ap/index.html

#29 – um, if you’ve had your breasts removed, their is a 100% chance you will never get breast cancer again.

Congratulations, Spooky-eyes! I’m glad your not dieing.

I’m not a fan, never have been, even when Married with Children was on the air but I do the Terry Fox run for cancer each year and want to say you’re a stronger woman now for going what you’ve gone through.

May you continue to be a face for cancer support and research.

All the best,

Randal

i just bought her left nipple on ebay(TM)

shouldn’t this read “christina applegate 100% clear of breasts”? i’m sure she won’t have any trouble affording new ones.

#28 I’m quite sure she is going to be RAISING money for this program as is the celebrity trend; they lend their celebrity status to get other people to open their walets and donate very little of their own money. All I said was I doubt she’ll donate even half of what she spent on her own treatment to the cause. So far no proof that I’m wrong. Which I would prefer to be BTW.

I missed the part where she said she’s going to quit smoking.

Ted from LA is a dick sucking faggot

That was a tough decision and she is certainly brave to have done that.

Wish her all the best.

#39,
That hurt.

oh god she was so hot when she was in MWC….

“Damn manniquens look like hookers!”

-hoss

Exactly #37.

And they don’t generally care until it’s something that affects them, then suddenly it’s OMGS LISTEN TO ME WE NEED TO GET RID OF THIS DISEASE NOW OMGS GIMMIE YOUR MONIES. And they talk about it like we’ve never heard of [insert illness] before.

But anyway this isn’t really the time or place. Neither is this but I just want to say while i’m here- She is not that hot. Never was. And looks REALLY old. I mean before the whole cancer thing, even 5 years ago she looked busted.

Sorry

Hundred percent is never possible!!
(is it on your face now?)

I’m amazed.

My wife had breast cancer, and was horrified when the doctor suggested early on that removing one breast might be necessary.

I applaud Christina Applegate for being brave enough to take this step. Most women would shrink from volunteering to have their breasts removed. Especially women in a shallow superficial field like acting.

And it doesn’t take being a millionaire for you to get the best doctors and care, just a good insurance plan.

My wife Evelyn died from complications associated with breast cancer. But she went out without pain or fear.

She was very brave and strong, and very determined. When her doctor told her that they could destroy her new cancer with chemo, she asked him, “What will happen then?” He said, “In 6 months, you are going to get another one.”

She told him that she was done with Intensive Care, with being in the hospital, and that she wanted to go home.

And so she did. Her remaining days were happy and peaceful at home with me, and with our cats. She really didn’t want to die in the hospital, and she didn’t have to.

Boy, that Evelyn sounds like a real douchebag. Why didn’t she kill herself instead of wasting everyone’s time and money trying to halt her slow spiral to death? What a nerve on that c*nt. Good thing nobody gives a shit anyway. She’s dead and Christina isn’t and in the end, isn’t that all that really matters? Life is great!

but FYI sentimentality or any sort of show of emotion that does not involve an erection or wanting to literally kill someone is always a bad idea on these kind of sites.

Right on. You got that right. This isn’t the Lifetime Channel. Why in the world would that idiot think anyone would give a crap about his douchbag wife? This story was about someone who means something to the rest of the world not him or his dead wife. Think of all that wasted medical care. She couldn’t just crawl into a corner and die alone, she had to drag her family along on her miserable death spiral, turning her husband into a sniveling, whiny bitch on the way leaving him so stupid he turns to a superficial blog about Christina Applegate’s tits to tell the world what a douchebag his dead wife was. Nobody Cares. Christina’s tits are the only thing that matters here. (Sorry, I know I should have used past tense but though her tits are gone they will not be forgotten.) RIP Christina’s tits. sniff. You were loved by all.

So strange, but she will be cute as every day. Nice Women with massive Character. Go on Christina.

So strange, but she will be cute as every day. Nice Women with massive Character. Go on Christina.