Christina Aguilera’s husband is a flaw in the Matrix

March 27th, 2008 // 60 Comments

Christina Aguilera and her husband Jordan Bratman spent a quiet evening together shopping at Babies R Us last night. Judging by their outfits, they headed home for a night of some kinky role-playing. Christina is, obviously, a 1930′s paperboy who took too much estrogen. While Jordan is, I’m guessing, Frank Zappa’s mutant love child – who he fathered with a three-toed sloth named Cocoa. Married people are weird.

Photos: Flynet

  1. grunion

    #38 Randal: are you the gayest human alive?

  2. Joanne

    Does anyone know what type of shirt she is wearing in this picture, the brand?

  3. honestly

    I am not sure about her’s 53, but I got one just like that at Forever 21 for 9 bucks, Britney has one too, she wore it with a white newsboy cap about 3 weeks ago.

  4. beesknees

    Christina LOSE the red lipstick PLEASE! When will woman learn red lips look good on NO ONE

  5. That’s so sexy and hot .She is so pretty .I love her style.I saw her always dating in millonaire dating site”W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.Dose she had searched her new love in this site?Dose she really has a new baby?

  6. Friedrich Braun

    He’s hideous even for a jewboy.

  7. Pgniss Wallace

    She’s got fat mommy face. Can’t diss him, he’s a genius. He doesnt have to stay with her, nope, never. She’s starting to GET A RICHARD NIXON NOSE.


  9. sarah

    Christina always looks like a painted-up whore. The makeup is waaaay too heavy, she should lighten it up a bit.

  10. amazed

    These two people look perfectly fine but some who comment are totally ridiculous, mean and hurtful. Has anyone heard the talent this woman has? She is also smart enough to pick a good and descent man that attracts her. Maybe you nasty people in here are twelve.

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