Christina Aguilera’s husband is a flaw in the Matrix
Christina Aguilera and her husband Jordan Bratman spent a quiet evening together shopping at Babies R Us last night. Judging by their outfits, they headed home for a night of some kinky role-playing. Christina is, obviously, a 1930’s paperboy who took too much estrogen. While Jordan is, I’m guessing, Frank Zappa’s mutant love child – who he fathered with a three-toed sloth named Cocoa. Married people are weird.