Here’s Christina Aguilera in Beverly Hills last night doing whatever the hell she does these days. If it’s being the Ambassador of Not Looking at Women as Sex Objects to Be Covered in Honey and Cinnamon While Pouring Me a Beer, she should probably find a new job. Immediately. But first, how ’bout a refill? All this writing has given me a powerful thirst. Powerful, I say.
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erica | June 3, 2009 at 3:33 pm
firsttttttt
ERICAAAAAHHHHHHHH | June 3, 2009 at 3:34 pm
FIRST
Tucker Jay | June 3, 2009 at 3:38 pm
:) nice
FACE | June 3, 2009 at 3:39 pm
I would absolutely crush that. I would straight gorilla that
MaryJane | June 3, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Are we looking at the same thing here,,,, she looks… okay. not great.
AJ | June 3, 2009 at 3:41 pm
I hope her silicone implants did not leak while nursing.
Randal | June 3, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Christina, just wanted to take a moment to say thank-you for your posts here at The FISH. You are a beautiful woman with a lot of talent and I’m looking forward to your next album. You are 100% natural, regardless of what people say.
Randal
Jimbo | June 3, 2009 at 3:51 pm
@6, I wouldn’t even care!! I’d nurse on those bad boys until her rib cage sucked through..
LOL | June 3, 2009 at 3:57 pm
She is just so damn sexy!! I love how she loves being a woman and she stands out from the crowd. Screw girl next door, i want a siren like xtina 24/7.
Melissa | June 3, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Yeah, the kid’s lucky… he gets a guaranteed skank clown for every birthday party he’ll have. He’ll have a shitload of friends by default.
Queer | June 3, 2009 at 4:07 pm
I’m gay and love transsexuals and she reminds me of one.
ling | June 3, 2009 at 4:08 pm
she’s not wearing enough makeup
Kelley | June 3, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Is it me or does she look like she’s got cheek implants recently ??
alex | June 3, 2009 at 4:09 pm
my pants just got tight. for some odd reason after looking at these pictures I want to stick my face between things and go bbbrrrriittzzzkkkii.
Cake on my face | June 3, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Just regular ole crackers that has an obvious problem transporting herself in high heels.
Maybe its the whole “walking & chewing gum” thing that trips her up.
She would look alot better with a street ape tandem on top.
g_girl | June 3, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Really?So now I need to look like a clown to be sexy? Jeez, this just keeps getting harder! I think im gonna switch to girl soon…
g_girl | June 3, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Really?So now I need to look like a clown to be sexy? Jeez, this just keeps getting harder! I think im gonna switch to girls soon…
Lain | June 3, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Bitch got another set of implants. Why does she insist on wearing so much makeup?
Lain | June 3, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Bitch got another set of implants. Why does she insist on wearing so much makeup?
USA will squash Marxism | June 3, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Just like the current administration.
What will fall out of the clown car next?
Anonymous | June 3, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Randal, put the cock back in your mouth and shut the fuck up.
ash | June 3, 2009 at 4:46 pm
she kind of looks loaded? All that makeup, some one must be insecure. (for no reason)
Marisa | June 3, 2009 at 5:17 pm
For the love of God..LAY OFF THE PORN STAR MAKEUP. Who the hell is this girl’s stylist and makeup artist. She always looks so skanky and hookerish. I remember when she first came out and looked well actually innocent and the girl next door. I’ve never thought she was pretty but she def. does not need all that crap on her face. Especially hooker red lipstick and orange face makeup all the time. She’s a mother now. Try dressing like one.
Marisa | June 3, 2009 at 5:17 pm
For the love of God..LAY OFF THE PORN STAR MAKEUP. Who the hell is this girl’s stylist and makeup artist. She always looks so skanky and hookerish. I remember when she first came out and looked well actually innocent and the girl next door. I’ve never thought she was pretty but she def. does not need all that crap on her face. Especially hooker red lipstick and orange face makeup all the time. She’s a mother now. Try dressing like one.
JJ | June 3, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Oh yes a tranny clown with terrible implants…
Sign me up!
Marcy | June 3, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Her makeup is done beautifully, heavy or not, it’s very well done eye and brow makeup. That no doubt chick always wears boatloads of red lipstick, where are her clown comments?
Since when is being a celeb about reality?
If i want to see the same beat down tired looking plain janes, i’d go to Walmart!
alfalfa | June 3, 2009 at 6:11 pm
I would love to jizz all over her silicon bags
titsonsnack | June 3, 2009 at 6:20 pm
She needs to not apply so much face paint, and I’m speaking as a woman who wears foundation, eyeshadow, eyeliner, mascara, and lipstick to take out the trash.
NATALIE | June 3, 2009 at 7:07 pm
#1 HOTTEST. WOMEN. ON .PLANET. EARTH.
NATALIE | June 3, 2009 at 7:07 pm
#1 HOTTEST. WOMAN. ON .PLANET. EARTH.
NATALIE | June 3, 2009 at 7:08 pm
#1 HOTTEST. WOMAN. ON .PLANET. EARTH.
Alli Watermelon | June 3, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Hasn’t anyone ever told her when you have dramatic eye makeup, lay off the lipstick? Geezus, you don’t do both. She looks like a damn clown and it’s annoying the FUCK out of me. I may just be in a PISS POOR mood because a rattle snake tried to eat my fucking leg an hour ago. But still, she looks fucking retarded with so much make up.
ROUGH daddy | June 3, 2009 at 9:57 pm
Why is the son lucky, does he get to lather up the expose skin i see here with his tongue?
Asta Charles | June 3, 2009 at 10:11 pm
He’ll never truly enjoy the photogenic funbags as we do. To him, they’re a grocery store. His future friends on the other hand….
tell it like it is | June 3, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Maybe she uses make up to mask & hide from people that mock her all the time. Like some of you people do, hate celebrities because your jealous & want celebrity money and attention. Look what it did for her.
momjeansR4fatgirls | June 4, 2009 at 12:27 am
23/24 Marissa,
you say ‘dress like a mother’ you mean mom jeans and a floral short sleeve blouse? You want her to frump up so you can knock her down for being dowdy or plain or worse ‘letting herself go after becoming a mom’.
Looks like she is out on the town for the night, god forbid she dress like a woman instead of just a mom
gerard vandenberg | June 4, 2009 at 12:49 am
maybe in america.
BUT SURE NOT IN EUROPE, folks!!
fuckgerardvandenberg | June 4, 2009 at 1:11 am
Hey #37 I keep seeing you knock American women and talk about how superior looking the Europeans are and you’re full of shit. Your gems are represented by Lily Allen, Kelly Osborne, Kerry Katona, and a bunch of other fatties. Even Kate Winslet is chub. The average British woman is a size 14. Look it up, fool.
tony | June 4, 2009 at 1:56 am
SHE IS GORGEOUS…. she looks amazing, and the girl can sing like no other
Charley Kane | June 4, 2009 at 4:32 am
Too much make up, too much peroxide – under all this crap she’s about as pretty as Susan Boyle.
mikeock | June 4, 2009 at 6:54 am
If I was the Sultan of The Universe,I’d corral every single Disney chick,past and present, and use them as my personal sex toys. Except the underage ones, of course. I’d have them cook or some shit until they were 18.
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RichPort's Ghost | June 4, 2009 at 8:15 am
To quote “Bachelor Party”, if I were that kid, I would breast feed until I was 18…
The Listener | June 4, 2009 at 9:16 am
Dang it! She is sooo sexy.
And UNLIKE other singers who sex it up to cover up the fact that they can’t sing, Christina actually CAN sing. She has a beautiful voice. My favorite song is “I Turn to You.”
BTW I LOVE her breasts.
Boogeyman King Dong | June 4, 2009 at 9:22 am
Hello! who is this blonde brown-eye?
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marisa | June 4, 2009 at 10:48 am
momjeansR4fatgirls:
Dress like a mother meaning..like a lady and not a hooker. Does you mother dress like that bc I know I would mortified if mine walked out of the house like that. What normal person do you see walking the street with that amount of makeup on their face. Come on. Makeup is used to enhance beauty not cover your face like a mask. I don’t know, never in my 27 years on this planet have I walked out of my house looking like that. You can surely spend a “night on the town” looking classy and not with your tits hanging out every chance you get it. She has breasts..WOOHOO..so do I. I just have enough self confidence in myself that I don’t have to have them displayed in the open every chance I get.
Johnny Lava | June 4, 2009 at 11:13 am
Fuck shes hot! I would eat my cereal from her ass. :P
Io | June 4, 2009 at 1:12 pm
too bad she’s a butter face