Christina Aguilera’s son is a lucky bastard

June 3rd, 2009 // 58 Comments

Here’s Christina Aguilera in Beverly Hills last night doing whatever the hell she does these days. If it’s being the Ambassador of Not Looking at Women as Sex Objects to Be Covered in Honey and Cinnamon While Pouring Me a Beer, she should probably find a new job. Immediately. But first, how ’bout a refill? All this writing has given me a powerful thirst. Powerful, I say.

Photos: Fame, Flynet
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  1. erica

    firsttttttt

  2. ERICAAAAAHHHHHHHH

    FIRST

  3. Tucker Jay

    :) nice

  4. FACE

    I would absolutely crush that. I would straight gorilla that

  5. MaryJane

    Are we looking at the same thing here,,,, she looks… okay. not great.

  6. AJ

    I hope her silicone implants did not leak while nursing.

  7. Randal

    Christina, just wanted to take a moment to say thank-you for your posts here at The FISH. You are a beautiful woman with a lot of talent and I’m looking forward to your next album. You are 100% natural, regardless of what people say.

    Randal

  8. @6, I wouldn’t even care!! I’d nurse on those bad boys until her rib cage sucked through..

  9. LOL

    She is just so damn sexy!! I love how she loves being a woman and she stands out from the crowd. Screw girl next door, i want a siren like xtina 24/7.

  10. Melissa

    Yeah, the kid’s lucky… he gets a guaranteed skank clown for every birthday party he’ll have. He’ll have a shitload of friends by default.

  11. Queer

    I’m gay and love transsexuals and she reminds me of one.

  12. ling

    she’s not wearing enough makeup

  13. Kelley

    Is it me or does she look like she’s got cheek implants recently ??

  14. alex

    my pants just got tight. for some odd reason after looking at these pictures I want to stick my face between things and go bbbrrrriittzzzkkkii.

  15. Just regular ole crackers that has an obvious problem transporting herself in high heels.
    Maybe its the whole “walking & chewing gum” thing that trips her up.

    She would look alot better with a street ape tandem on top.

  16. g_girl

    Really?So now I need to look like a clown to be sexy? Jeez, this just keeps getting harder! I think im gonna switch to girl soon…

  17. g_girl

    Really?So now I need to look like a clown to be sexy? Jeez, this just keeps getting harder! I think im gonna switch to girls soon…

  18. Lain

    Bitch got another set of implants. Why does she insist on wearing so much makeup?

  19. Lain

    Bitch got another set of implants. Why does she insist on wearing so much makeup?

  20. Just like the current administration.

    What will fall out of the clown car next?

  21. Anonymous

    Randal, put the cock back in your mouth and shut the fuck up.

  22. ash

    she kind of looks loaded? All that makeup, some one must be insecure. (for no reason)

  23. Marisa

    For the love of God..LAY OFF THE PORN STAR MAKEUP. Who the hell is this girl’s stylist and makeup artist. She always looks so skanky and hookerish. I remember when she first came out and looked well actually innocent and the girl next door. I’ve never thought she was pretty but she def. does not need all that crap on her face. Especially hooker red lipstick and orange face makeup all the time. She’s a mother now. Try dressing like one.

  24. Marisa

    For the love of God..LAY OFF THE PORN STAR MAKEUP. Who the hell is this girl’s stylist and makeup artist. She always looks so skanky and hookerish. I remember when she first came out and looked well actually innocent and the girl next door. I’ve never thought she was pretty but she def. does not need all that crap on her face. Especially hooker red lipstick and orange face makeup all the time. She’s a mother now. Try dressing like one.

  25. JJ

    Oh yes a tranny clown with terrible implants…

    Sign me up!

  26. Marcy

    Her makeup is done beautifully, heavy or not, it’s very well done eye and brow makeup. That no doubt chick always wears boatloads of red lipstick, where are her clown comments?

    Since when is being a celeb about reality?

    If i want to see the same beat down tired looking plain janes, i’d go to Walmart!

  27. alfalfa

    I would love to jizz all over her silicon bags

  28. titsonsnack

    She needs to not apply so much face paint, and I’m speaking as a woman who wears foundation, eyeshadow, eyeliner, mascara, and lipstick to take out the trash.

  29. NATALIE

    #1 HOTTEST. WOMEN. ON .PLANET. EARTH.

  30. NATALIE

    #1 HOTTEST. WOMAN. ON .PLANET. EARTH.

  31. NATALIE

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  32. Alli Watermelon

    Hasn’t anyone ever told her when you have dramatic eye makeup, lay off the lipstick? Geezus, you don’t do both. She looks like a damn clown and it’s annoying the FUCK out of me. I may just be in a PISS POOR mood because a rattle snake tried to eat my fucking leg an hour ago. But still, she looks fucking retarded with so much make up.

  33. Why is the son lucky, does he get to lather up the expose skin i see here with his tongue?

  34. He’ll never truly enjoy the photogenic funbags as we do. To him, they’re a grocery store. His future friends on the other hand….

  35. tell it like it is

    Maybe she uses make up to mask & hide from people that mock her all the time. Like some of you people do, hate celebrities because your jealous & want celebrity money and attention. Look what it did for her.

  36. momjeansR4fatgirls

    23/24 Marissa,

    you say ‘dress like a mother’ you mean mom jeans and a floral short sleeve blouse? You want her to frump up so you can knock her down for being dowdy or plain or worse ‘letting herself go after becoming a mom’.

    Looks like she is out on the town for the night, god forbid she dress like a woman instead of just a mom

  37. maybe in america.
    BUT SURE NOT IN EUROPE, folks!!

  38. fuckgerardvandenberg

    Hey #37 I keep seeing you knock American women and talk about how superior looking the Europeans are and you’re full of shit. Your gems are represented by Lily Allen, Kelly Osborne, Kerry Katona, and a bunch of other fatties. Even Kate Winslet is chub. The average British woman is a size 14. Look it up, fool.

  39. tony

    SHE IS GORGEOUS…. she looks amazing, and the girl can sing like no other

  40. Too much make up, too much peroxide – under all this crap she’s about as pretty as Susan Boyle.

  41. mikeock

    If I was the Sultan of The Universe,I’d corral every single Disney chick,past and present, and use them as my personal sex toys. Except the underage ones, of course. I’d have them cook or some shit until they were 18.

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  43. To quote “Bachelor Party”, if I were that kid, I would breast feed until I was 18…

  44. The Listener

    Dang it! She is sooo sexy.

    And UNLIKE other singers who sex it up to cover up the fact that they can’t sing, Christina actually CAN sing. She has a beautiful voice. My favorite song is “I Turn to You.”

    BTW I LOVE her breasts.

  45. Boogeyman King Dong

    Hello! who is this blonde brown-eye?

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  48. marisa

    momjeansR4fatgirls:

    Dress like a mother meaning..like a lady and not a hooker. Does you mother dress like that bc I know I would mortified if mine walked out of the house like that. What normal person do you see walking the street with that amount of makeup on their face. Come on. Makeup is used to enhance beauty not cover your face like a mask. I don’t know, never in my 27 years on this planet have I walked out of my house looking like that. You can surely spend a “night on the town” looking classy and not with your tits hanging out every chance you get it. She has breasts..WOOHOO..so do I. I just have enough self confidence in myself that I don’t have to have them displayed in the open every chance I get.

  49. Johnny Lava

    Fuck shes hot! I would eat my cereal from her ass. :P

  50. Io

    too bad she’s a butter face

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