Christina Aguilera has super-MILF powers unlike those of mere mortal MILFs

May 15th, 2008 // 110 Comments

After a morning of heated political discussion punctuated with my undying love of Jessica Simpson’s breasts, I find it only fitting that I post something we all can agree on: Christina Aguilera and her ability to rule Planet MILF with an iron fist. Here she is getting ready to hit the club last night with her husband Jordan Bratsquatch. I also included shots of X-tina attending the Christian Dior event in NYC over the weekend. Just to emphasize the MILFy-ness that scientists are pretty sure can cure cancer. Or, at the very least, small pox.

NOTE: Does anyone know what egregious sin Christina Aguilera committed to get stuck with Bilbo Baggins as a mate? Did she pee on the Bible or, even worse, not do the laundry? Please, I can’t sleep at night until I know.

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  1. KDJ

    I think she is so nice, and I agree with #100 my missus best friend had b-cup before she got a baby, now she has a d-cup, she breast feed for 6 months tho.. Without implants she still got her d-cup and her child is now 3yrs, obvously not breast feeding now.

  2. lil ole me

    I was a B before my son was born. While I nursed I went all the way up to a DD. After he stopped the breast I went down to a C. Christina definitely had work done, but breastfeedng will definitely pump up the “girls” temporarily. Give her a break. She seems happy.

  3. HONEYLICIOUS

    Ewww! Gross! You can see big blue veins all over her breasts. That is sooo unnatural.

  4. HONEYLICIOUS

    Ewww! Gross! You can see big blue veins all over her breasts. That is sooo unnatural.

  5. amanda

    I love how all the jealous women on here—-who know they could never look HALF as good as her —- are putting her down. Jealousy really doesn’t look good on you ladies!
    And the men, okay I get that you hate you aren’t f*cking her—-
    but her Husband, ugly as he may be, has more money then ALL of you guys put together.

  6. amanda

    I love how all the jealous women on here—-who know they could never look HALF as good as her —- are putting her down. Jealousy really doesn’t look good on you ladies!
    And the men, okay I get that you hate you aren’t f*cking her—-
    but her Husband, ugly as he may be, has more money then ALL of you guys put together.

  7. Mary

    What brand are here sunglasses? I love them! Pucci maybe??

  8. Mary

    What brand are her sunglasses? I love them! Pucci maybe??

  9. Some guy

    Too all those comments… What the hell? She looks great, super fine and hot, and about calling the guy a troll? What’s up with that? Seriously. To all those people out there that say he is a troll or a hobbit or whatever, get a life, a real one, not a E-one. The man is successful and so is she. They actually hit it off. Great for them. Instead of moaning, you should be grateful that there are still people that will actually marry for love and not because the couple looks good together or because it would get them more disc sales. All I have to say is Christina, you are mighty hot and Jordan good on you man.

  10. jclay

    It’s pretty sad when someone who’s not even 30 yet is referred to as a “MILF”.

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