Christina Aguilera will have a long wedding

caguilera_1114.jpgChristina Aguilera is planning a three-day wedding abroad for her marraige ceremony with record executive Jordan Bratman next month. She told reporters in Johannesburg, South Africa, that: “We are going to have a weekend wedding. Each night has a certain theme to it and the whole thing is very magical.”

I’m not familiar with multiple-day weddings, but I guess whatever helps Christina cope with the fact that she’s marrying an ugly gnome is okay by me. Except for punching babies in the face. That wouldn’t be an okay way to cope at all. Or would it?