How great would it be if she WIPED OUT on those cobblestones…..
Banana you are cum dunt.
Best I can tell, if you ignore the troll, it will go away. *Whispers* Don’t provoke it! You’ll unleash the lameness!
Why don’t you go tounge wash some hobos balloon knot you attention seeking troll.
36 – No, that was when me and Zanna used to do a tag-team lap dance, AKA double trouble, or dangerous erection overload. Not that you would know anything about that.
@43 the only thing “it” can unleash is gas
Sometimes you feel like gettin’ a nut. Sometimes you don’t.
Xtina’s currently sporting Mounds
But sometimes she don’t…
@21- You’re killing me… asshats… I love it!!! Christina, it’s time to die your hair, sweetie, to something that won’t blind us when you step out into the sun- and get a new shade of lipstick… “Cock-sucking red” is a great one, but how about trying something a *wee* bit more subtle. You know, like “Muff munching mauve”???
*sp correction “dye” sorry… My asshat was crushing my brain :)
@49 Does your asshat have any fruit salad on it?
Who would you rather see naked: Christina Aguilera or that lead girl from the Pussycat Dolls? I’d rather see the Pussycat Dolls girl naked. Because she’s hot. I’m just saying.
It isn’t what you would call a ‘brainteaser’.
i’m thinking cankles too. and she bowlegged. yuck.
@50- No, but I can arrange for you to toss my salad… I hear it tastes like fruit? Haha
see the thing with christina aguilera is is that she’s the jan brady of the pop world. it doesn’t matter how much talent she has, or how much less of a mess she is then britney spears, people are always going to want to hear about britney. britney and christina kissed madonna, and everybody made a big deal about britney doing it and mostly forgot that xtina did it too. britney got married (twice) and everybody went berserk trying to get photos, analyzing said marriages, ect. christina got married and nobody cared. it’s always britney britney britney. the hooker shoes and short shorts is like jan brady putting on the afro wig, a lame attempt to get people to pay attention to her.
Wouldn’t you hate to be that girl sitting on the bench in the background? She sneaked out of work for a smoke and a quick call on the cell phone, and the next thing you know she is plastered all over websites and magazines. And her parents didn’t even know she smoked! And her boyfriend wants to know who she was talking to! And her boss thought she was working! Damn, Christina Aguilera ruined her whole day. Bitch.
@54 Jelly or syrup? I prefer syrup.
(Slightly old pop culture reference…)
I have to agree with you 100% Chanel- Now I’m just hoping she does the same thing her “role model” Marilyn Monroe did, and just kill herself already. She’s so damn un-interesting it’s ridiculous. She’s a midget with the body of a boy. She put fake tits on her chest and now she thinks she’s hot?
@57 I like syrup too, and if you’re good I’ll put some whipped cream on there, too… :P Mmmmmm!!!
yup, barbituates administered up the ass. thats how xtina should go. just like marilyn.
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