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from the side, she doesn’t look like she’s holding a barrel between her shins.
I’m a girl, and I’d hit that.
thrice.
…and looks much better than Victoria Beckham in them, because instead of two chicken bones with the meat picked off them, she actually has legs.
Yeah, she’s definitly the best lookin’ of the pop-sensation-bunch. (Except maybe Katharine McPhee but she hasn’t put out anything yet aside from American Idol so I don’t know if she counts or not.)
She dosen’t even look good! She looked much better when she had a little more weight on. And, BTW, have you heard “Aint no other man”? IT SUCKS!
Orange skin is the new puerto rican.
That hair is peroxided to death.
Lets see a front picture where we seee the freaky legs.
One word for that first picture…
CANKLES.
What’s cankles?
Woo-hoo! New post! Okay.
She’s been spackling herself in a paste made from the cheese powder in boxes of mac n’ cheese, is wearing those FMP’s again, and has thought it necessary to cover her arms, but neglected her legs. That about covers it.
YOU KNOW YOU LOSERS MISSED ME… YOU CAN’T STAND NOT TO HEAR FROM ME. YOU EVEN TALK ABOUT ME WHEN I DON’T EVEN POST THAT DAY.
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You are really obsessed with me all you haters who can’t stand that I’m better than you.
It looks like she’s been taking lessons from Jessica Simpson by the way she’s walking. Can anyone say degenerative disc disease?
Yay! New thread!
I hate to admit this, but I would hit that. . . screw her wheels off. . .
That’s crazy, you can’t even tell where her forehead ends and hair begins.
This is a stupid story. Where are the funny ones? Who cares if Christina Aguilera wears shorts? She can’t have anything touching her legs or her tan will rub off.
she needs to change those shoes…
she looks fine… better than Posh, better than Brit… (3 picture, looks like she’s coing out from a giant car…))
she looks ok except for the FREAKY WHITE HAIR. Damn. Let it go already.
At least she kept up her ass unlike her mousetwin, britney. Xtin grew up poor and stayed ‘out da ghetto. Brit went right back in.
who the fuck is this annoying little twatfart that keeps posting and isn’t funny but thinks she’s great and is really nothing more than roadkill that the highway patrol won’t even pick up because it’s so skanky so they just let it rot there until it gets run over so much that eventually it just goes away never to be heard from again?
I think she looks good. I’m sure I’m not the only one here who would love to have legs like that. If I did I’d worse short shorts far more often. Although her hair is too blonde. fo sho.
Asshats are going to be all the rage this fall.
loves the shoes…
but i liked her alot better when she was just straight up skanktastic.
now it seems like she’s this freaky little doll creature that scares everybody by being so small and doing nothing exciting..like superficial…jeez
Is that some weird new ad for Calvin Klein’s Obsession or something? Those commercials never make sense.
and when did porno-slut shoes that you keep on while you’re buttnaked & getting rammed in the asshole by a dildo while some nasty guy with a ‘stache fucks you’re other hole become all the rage?
Christina Aguilera is probably 4’10″ and 85 pounds. Those shorts are not short on her for the same reason a pair of capri pants merely look like highwater jeans on a short person.
If the true offense is the fact that she’s wearing hooker-heels with cut-offs, let’s just put that out there: Christina, you’re dressed like a hooker Skipper doll.
Maybe, like Skipper, she lacks the toe separation required to wear flip-flops…
Cankles are fat ankles that blend right into the calves. This would require having calves, which she does not, hence no cankles.
Christina looks crosseyed to me. Something is wrong with her eyes.
i always hated Skipper….i had a Midge doll once and i threw it into a lake cause she was just so damn ugly and disgusting…
OSH, YOU ARE THE RAGE.
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The short shorts are definitely in for the season. Much less chance of a photog getting a catch of your snatch as you exit vehicles and such.
LOL #6!
Any bets on when Christina’s cotton candy hair just gives up and starts falling out like Nicole Kidman’s?
I was hoping Lame Banana finally took our sage advice and put its head in the oven. No such luck however, the fucking twit is back.
Glad to see the short-shorts are making a triumphal return. Not long before we are exposed to the always delightful sight of fat thighs bulging from beneath too short shorts.
Hint for the ladies: If your legs don’t look like Christina’s, (and they don’t) please feel free to skip this trend.
she looks amazing
Don’t talk to me lame bananas, or I will put on the shoes I used to wear when my name was Paradyce and poke holes in your face with them.
I guess before this rash of pictures of her, I never realized how short she was. She makes that SUV look blackhawk helicopter size.
Little people unite! Bowlegged bottle blondes welcome!
I thought it was Pairadykes??
slurp…….
OSH, IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? YOU ARE THE LAME ONE.
#34 you rock.
i think those legs are fantastic! especially after those pix of victoria beckham yesterday.
and somebody, PLEASE kill the troll. seriously.
How great would it be if she WIPED OUT on those cobblestones…..
Banana you are cum dunt.
Best I can tell, if you ignore the troll, it will go away. *Whispers* Don’t provoke it! You’ll unleash the lameness!
Lamebanana,
Why don’t you go tounge wash some hobos balloon knot you attention seeking troll.
36 – No, that was when me and Zanna used to do a tag-team lap dance, AKA double trouble, or dangerous erection overload. Not that you would know anything about that.
@43 the only thing “it” can unleash is gas
Sometimes you feel like gettin’ a nut. Sometimes you don’t.
Xtina’s currently sporting Mounds
But sometimes she don’t…
@21- You’re killing me… asshats… I love it!!! Christina, it’s time to die your hair, sweetie, to something that won’t blind us when you step out into the sun- and get a new shade of lipstick… “Cock-sucking red” is a great one, but how about trying something a *wee* bit more subtle. You know, like “Muff munching mauve”???
*sp correction “dye” sorry… My asshat was crushing my brain :)
@49 Does your asshat have any fruit salad on it?