you can see the deterioration
from post one to post two
@35 My dick is bigger than that turkey baster, ask any Igger, it runs in the family.
oops, ‘same’ thing. My spelling sucks when I think about ejaculating. What a cool word, ejaculating. E-jac-u-la-ting. Fun. Ejaculation, Ejaculatory, Ejaculistic, Ejaculatorium.
Ugh! What’s my scary phys ed teacher doing in the last picture on the right, third row down?
The teacher who put the soap holders on the floor of the shower.
She wears see-through clothes because she is smoking HOT and her body will kick your pussy little ass, bitches!
“Has anyone seen Hopeless?”
“He’s in the ejaculatorium. He’s been in there all day, again watching Christina Aquilera videos.”
“Hey, Hopeless are you going to be in there all day? Give someone else a chance. You fucking ejaculatorium hog.”
one wiff of this girls ass can bring a dead man back to life, she’s so hot that I’d fuck every hole in her body…I’m just sick and twisted that way
Hopeless, go jack in the ejaculamatic. It’s ejacutastic!
P.S. En Espanol, el jackutastico!
hopeless, get yer ass outta that ejaculatorium, before I lock you in there and just drown you with my man juice
your love of language is only exceeded by your love of ejaculation.
at lease i hope so!
LEAST. the thought alone got me so excited i can’t type straight!
and on topic, i actually like her. i can’t get her out of my head singing in “mulan” when she was just a kid. and she is nicely put together.
oh, also to hopeless: how many years of latin did YOU take??
@Bunnyhugger Is 15 too young for you? Can I call you mommy? I mean ‘mommy mistress’? I once had an erection that lasted 3 days. It continued even as I slept. You probably have no use for anything that lasts 3 days, like 3 days of….. hmmmm???? It’s not like you wouldn’t get a chance to eat ;0 .
Have to get back to my game of Chutes and Ladders.
Think about it.
Your little baby bunny,
oh, i imagine i could think of something to do with that for 3 days (you naughty boy!)!
lol you guys
…nothing to see :)
I’m beginning to see a pattern hire…
well said, herbie!
movin’ along ‘fore i gets meself in trouble!
#48 hahahahahhahahahahahahah MLAB
PS in Espanol el hahhahahahahahahahahahahah Yo soy en fuego privatos.
It is raining in Boston……
I masturbate in the shower so much that I have developed a Pavlovian response, I get an erection whenever it rains…and now Christina Aguilera?
i shudder to think what happens when you get stuck in a rain storm.
*shudders with glee*
oh fuck. did i just say “glee”? i AM losing it. guess i’ll go see if ren and stimpy are on (happy, happy joy, joy, happy, happy joy…).
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