Christina Aguilera wears see through clothes again

July 21st, 2006 // 166 Comments
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  1. scrooge

    Yep, my night is set. In that I’m going to masturbate furiously.

    http://www.hulkmad.com

  2. JammyDodger

    She only wears see-thru clothes to distract ur eyes away from her hideous face…same with the bright lipstick!!

  3. ob1

    Check out the brother in the background of pic #1 on the top row. He’s looking at her like she has a chicken wing around her neck.

  4. MyWellRehearsedMistake

    Is she without her husband again? I don’t see a gerbil looking creature. My that’s one happy marriage.

  5. jrzmommy

    Big God Damned Fucking Deal

  6. Iambananas

    The banana is back.

    She’s a ho and a half… and she used to be so talented!

  7. She never wears anything that isn’t see-through in some form or another.

    http://www.VeryLiberating.com

  8. nc72

    So she loses her nipple piercing out of respect for her husband, which makes her choice of outlets all the more confusing. Lose the outfits, put back the piercing.

    http://www.exposay.com/aguilera-gets-her-nipple-ring-removed/v/2725/

  9. Alacran

    Oh I love her, every piece of her, it’s just too bad she wasn’t wearing a thong….

  10. nc72

    ^^^ that was supposed to be outfits, not outlets

  11. RichPort

    In related news, my boner ripped past my zipper again…

  12. sunkist75

    See-through clothes and no wedding ring, that’s sending a great message…

  13. okiedoke

    You would think with a salary like hers one could afford another shade of lipstick. Is she going to be trying to channel Marilyn Monroe the REST of her life???

  14. Saucie

    #11 – that sounds like a Six Flags Ride.

  15. jane's eyre

    Maybe if we’re lucky she’ll have an early demise too.

    Aw, that’s not nice.

  16. scarlett138

    Boo to the horrid outfit
    and HELLA YES to ‘em legs…her body is sick!

  17. rori

    Superfish guy, I usually love you, but you’ve had a lot of ollllllllddddddd news on here lately. C’mon now. You can do better.

  18. SpecialAgentWind

    The third picture – it looks like that dudes finger is making a beeline for her asshole. Yeah dirty fingernail afterwards.

  19. francesfarmer

    which divorce will come first: Aguilera and her pet gerbil or Pink and her Corey Hart? Lavigne and Deryk W. are already a given

  20. Jacq

    That’s what you get when you shop at Fredrick’s. At least her ass is covered up…

  21. francesfarmer

    which divorce will come first: Aguilera and her pet gerbil or Pink and her Corey Hart? Lavigne and Deryk W. are already a given

  22. SpecialAgentWind

    The third picture – it looks like that dudes finger is making a beeline for her asshole. Yeah dirty fingernail afterwards.

  23. francesfarmer

    grr fucking double/triple posts the server hates me today

  24. PapaHotNuts

    Which one of you men are going to state that you wouldn’t fuck her?

    Cause if you say that, you are a faggot. I mean that.

    If I was visiting my grandmother in the hospital on her deathbed, and Christina walked in and wanted to fuck on that particular bed, my grandmother would probably have to be treated for a 3 foot fall.

  25. lessthanusual

    She suffers from a severe allergy to opaque fabrics.

    I too have the same condition.

  26. wolverette

    Check her out! She’s still bowlegged!

  27. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    She’s not the kind of girl you bring home to meet your mother. She’s not the kind of girl you buy an engagement ring for. She’s not the kind of girl you take on a date, or talk to. She’s not the kind of girl you would hold open a door for.
    Unless by doing said things she would allow you to drill her in the ass and ejaculate upon her face and tits, because that’s the kind of girl she is.

  28. pinky_nip

    Fuckin’ A! I wore the same thing to the office today!

    Also, why is my boss smothering his lap with rubber bands?

  29. Jacq

    Speaking of ugly beeches – WTF is up with Vanessa Paradis’ grill? She’s got British mouth-rot. Her teeth are nightmare inducing.

  30. Italian Stallion

    @3 Top row Pic #3 I can’t tell what he’s looking at because it doesn’t show his eyes. But what it does show is him trying to jam his finger in her asshole………………

  31. justlikehoney1

    #23 – I’m with you Papa. She’d get banged like a screen door in a hurricane. Lucky bitch…..

    Platinum cloud on her head aside, I think she looks great and her shoes are bad-ass. As far as looking sexy & turning a man on, you can NEVER go wrong with red fingernail polish, a leopard print high heel and an all black dress. She’s killin ‘em – do it Christina! ;0}

  32. stu_from _nz

    i’d still do her

  33. bootface

    damn
    i
    want
    to
    fuck
    her

  34. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    This reminds me of the Melissa Miller thread from the other day:
    “Her hair is too wet”
    “Her skin is slightly shiny”
    “Her breasts are fake”
    I believe one commenter even complained that her intestines were too long.
    Let’s all just sit back and masturbate WITHOUT the bitching. If that’s what I wanted I would go to my mom’s house and put her turkey baster in my vagina. Again.

  35. herbiefrog

    tell the truth

    …she looks like she’s
    …[ha ha ha]
    …trying to remember

    how to

    w
    alk

    lol

  36. ScriptRadar

    Not see-through enough, I say

  37. hopeless_screenwriter

    @27 I would drill her in the ass and ejaculate upon her face and tits, because that is the kind of guy I am.

    @papa… You know you thought the smae thing…

    Hopeless

  38. herbiefrog

    lol, looks like
    she’s tryin’
    to
    remember]
    #how
    t
    o
    walk

    : ))

  39. C.B.

    luv her taste in shoes … ;)

  40. herbiefrog

    bugger
    you can see the deterioration
    from post one to post two
    it [post]

  41. Justin Igger

    @35 My dick is bigger than that turkey baster, ask any Igger, it runs in the family.

  42. hopeless_screenwriter

    oops, ‘same’ thing. My spelling sucks when I think about ejaculating. What a cool word, ejaculating. E-jac-u-la-ting. Fun. Ejaculation, Ejaculatory, Ejaculistic, Ejaculatorium.

  43. pinky_nip

    Ugh! What’s my scary phys ed teacher doing in the last picture on the right, third row down?

    The teacher who put the soap holders on the floor of the shower.

  44. ATX

    She wears see-through clothes because she is smoking HOT and her body will kick your pussy little ass, bitches!

  45. hopeless_screenwriter

    “Has anyone seen Hopeless?”

    “He’s in the ejaculatorium. He’s been in there all day, again watching Christina Aquilera videos.”

    “Hey, Hopeless are you going to be in there all day? Give someone else a chance. You fucking ejaculatorium hog.”

  46. bigponie

    one wiff of this girls ass can bring a dead man back to life, she’s so hot that I’d fuck every hole in her body…I’m just sick and twisted that way

  47. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Hopeless, go jack in the ejaculamatic. It’s ejacutastic!

    P.S. En Espanol, el jackutastico!

  48. bigponie

    hopeless, get yer ass outta that ejaculatorium, before I lock you in there and just drown you with my man juice

  49. bunnyhugger

    hmmm. hopeless.
    your love of language is only exceeded by your love of ejaculation.

    at lease i hope so!

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