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Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? |
Yep, my night is set. In that I’m going to masturbate furiously.
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She only wears see-thru clothes to distract ur eyes away from her hideous face…same with the bright lipstick!!
Check out the brother in the background of pic #1 on the top row. He’s looking at her like she has a chicken wing around her neck.
Is she without her husband again? I don’t see a gerbil looking creature. My that’s one happy marriage.
Big God Damned Fucking Deal
The banana is back.
She’s a ho and a half… and she used to be so talented!
She never wears anything that isn’t see-through in some form or another.
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
So she loses her nipple piercing out of respect for her husband, which makes her choice of outlets all the more confusing. Lose the outfits, put back the piercing.
http://www.exposay.com/aguilera-gets-her-nipple-ring-removed/v/2725/
Oh I love her, every piece of her, it’s just too bad she wasn’t wearing a thong….
^^^ that was supposed to be outfits, not outlets
In related news, my boner ripped past my zipper again…
See-through clothes and no wedding ring, that’s sending a great message…
You would think with a salary like hers one could afford another shade of lipstick. Is she going to be trying to channel Marilyn Monroe the REST of her life???
#11 – that sounds like a Six Flags Ride.
Maybe if we’re lucky she’ll have an early demise too.
Aw, that’s not nice.
Boo to the horrid outfit
and HELLA YES to ‘em legs…her body is sick!
Superfish guy, I usually love you, but you’ve had a lot of ollllllllddddddd news on here lately. C’mon now. You can do better.
The third picture – it looks like that dudes finger is making a beeline for her asshole. Yeah dirty fingernail afterwards.
which divorce will come first: Aguilera and her pet gerbil or Pink and her Corey Hart? Lavigne and Deryk W. are already a given
That’s what you get when you shop at Fredrick’s. At least her ass is covered up…
which divorce will come first: Aguilera and her pet gerbil or Pink and her Corey Hart? Lavigne and Deryk W. are already a given
The third picture – it looks like that dudes finger is making a beeline for her asshole. Yeah dirty fingernail afterwards.
grr fucking double/triple posts the server hates me today
Which one of you men are going to state that you wouldn’t fuck her?
Cause if you say that, you are a faggot. I mean that.
If I was visiting my grandmother in the hospital on her deathbed, and Christina walked in and wanted to fuck on that particular bed, my grandmother would probably have to be treated for a 3 foot fall.
She suffers from a severe allergy to opaque fabrics.
I too have the same condition.
Check her out! She’s still bowlegged!
She’s not the kind of girl you bring home to meet your mother. She’s not the kind of girl you buy an engagement ring for. She’s not the kind of girl you take on a date, or talk to. She’s not the kind of girl you would hold open a door for.
Unless by doing said things she would allow you to drill her in the ass and ejaculate upon her face and tits, because that’s the kind of girl she is.
Fuckin’ A! I wore the same thing to the office today!
Also, why is my boss smothering his lap with rubber bands?
Speaking of ugly beeches – WTF is up with Vanessa Paradis’ grill? She’s got British mouth-rot. Her teeth are nightmare inducing.
@3 Top row Pic #3 I can’t tell what he’s looking at because it doesn’t show his eyes. But what it does show is him trying to jam his finger in her asshole………………
#23 – I’m with you Papa. She’d get banged like a screen door in a hurricane. Lucky bitch…..
Platinum cloud on her head aside, I think she looks great and her shoes are bad-ass. As far as looking sexy & turning a man on, you can NEVER go wrong with red fingernail polish, a leopard print high heel and an all black dress. She’s killin ‘em – do it Christina! ;0}
@29, she’s French
http://www.exposay.com/vanessa-paradis-on-johnny-depp-and-his-huge-head/v/2741/
i’d still do her
damn
i
want
to
fuck
her
This reminds me of the Melissa Miller thread from the other day:
“Her hair is too wet”
“Her skin is slightly shiny”
“Her breasts are fake”
I believe one commenter even complained that her intestines were too long.
Let’s all just sit back and masturbate WITHOUT the bitching. If that’s what I wanted I would go to my mom’s house and put her turkey baster in my vagina. Again.
tell the truth
…she looks like she’s
…[ha ha ha]
…trying to remember
how to
w
alk
lol
Not see-through enough, I say
@27 I would drill her in the ass and ejaculate upon her face and tits, because that is the kind of guy I am.
@papa… You know you thought the smae thing…
Hopeless
lol, looks like
she’s tryin’
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#how
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walk
: ))
luv her taste in shoes … ;)
bugger
you can see the deterioration
from post one to post two
it [post]
@35 My dick is bigger than that turkey baster, ask any Igger, it runs in the family.
oops, ‘same’ thing. My spelling sucks when I think about ejaculating. What a cool word, ejaculating. E-jac-u-la-ting. Fun. Ejaculation, Ejaculatory, Ejaculistic, Ejaculatorium.
Ugh! What’s my scary phys ed teacher doing in the last picture on the right, third row down?
The teacher who put the soap holders on the floor of the shower.
She wears see-through clothes because she is smoking HOT and her body will kick your pussy little ass, bitches!
“Has anyone seen Hopeless?”
“He’s in the ejaculatorium. He’s been in there all day, again watching Christina Aquilera videos.”
“Hey, Hopeless are you going to be in there all day? Give someone else a chance. You fucking ejaculatorium hog.”
one wiff of this girls ass can bring a dead man back to life, she’s so hot that I’d fuck every hole in her body…I’m just sick and twisted that way
Hopeless, go jack in the ejaculamatic. It’s ejacutastic!
P.S. En Espanol, el jackutastico!
hopeless, get yer ass outta that ejaculatorium, before I lock you in there and just drown you with my man juice
hmmm. hopeless.
your love of language is only exceeded by your love of ejaculation.
at lease i hope so!