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ScarletDove | March 26, 2007 at 9:31 am
It’s classy when your ass-cheeks hang out of the bottom of your dress!
Drusilla | March 26, 2007 at 9:31 am
She looks more like a blow-up doll than a whore.
Frist?
Mr. Goat | March 26, 2007 at 9:31 am
hmmmmm, phirst or second.
ScarletDove | March 26, 2007 at 9:31 am
Hey! That was my first first! Where is everyone???
RAMistheMAN | March 26, 2007 at 9:32 am
Too much makeup!
sol | March 26, 2007 at 9:32 am
why does her monkey pimp her out like that? isn’t he super rich?
rrd | March 26, 2007 at 9:34 am
I think she looks preetty hot. But you’re right, too much make-up and she needs to brush her hair. And really, celebs are really ho’s aren’t they?
Now I need an expantion just cause it’s buggin me. I’m under the impression that only Frist can be frist. And us pedestrians only have a chance to be first. Anyone?
Dean | March 26, 2007 at 9:35 am
That bra is silly.
DrPhowstus | March 26, 2007 at 9:37 am
I just pulled all of the fire alarms so I can sit here and whack off in peace. Sure I’m getting all wet from the sprinkle system and will probably cause hundreds of thousands in damage, but I’m trying to hit the wall behind my computer and the one at home offers no challenge. Now it’s just a race to see if I can cream before the Fire Dept drags me out.
I’d fuck her so hard her contacts would stick to the wall, staring right back at her as if to say “WHOOOOOORE”.
guymorgan | March 26, 2007 at 9:37 am
#3,
not even second…
guymorgan | March 26, 2007 at 9:38 am
In the last picture she has a perfect rose coloured circle on her cheek, like how german woman try to wear make up.
Fifth Stooge | March 26, 2007 at 9:41 am
She has to wear tight dresses to distract from her butt-ugly face.
Newlab | March 26, 2007 at 9:41 am
Jesus..When did she hire a Mortician to do her make-up? She looks like a corpse. I’d still do her though.
Hemlock Queen | March 26, 2007 at 9:41 am
Jeeezus. Scrape off the makeup, take off all of those stupid accessories, and then she’d really be hot.
And do I see TWO layers of hosiery? Maybe she really is all made out of plastic, and all the extra crap is there to make her look “normal.”
ChicagoEric | March 26, 2007 at 9:42 am
Honestly, if all street walkers looked like that, I’d be broke and probably have various STD’s. She is an anomaly, sometimes she looks Orange, sometimes like Bozo the clown (as seen here), and sometimes she looks classy and hot.
She must be addicted to COSMO magazine and tries all their beauty secrets at the SAME time.
Pointandlaugh | March 26, 2007 at 9:43 am
1. what the F is up with that turtle-neck thingie that is eating up her neck? horribly ugly.
2. Also, that belt HAS to go. yuk.
on the plus side: she can’t take a bad photo — she is HOT. wow.
PrettyBaby | March 26, 2007 at 9:49 am
She’s doing a great job of erasing any doubt that her daddy molested her.
kinah | March 26, 2007 at 9:52 am
I think it’s creepy how her hair doesn’t seem to reflect light anymore. It looks kinda dusty all the time.
leezastudio | March 26, 2007 at 9:53 am
it’s officially retarded to wear a white bra under a white shirt, especially when it’s too freaking big for her tits, stupid dumbass. and hse looks like she rolled around in orange paint , stupid whore
ellie | March 26, 2007 at 9:54 am
Those are actually circus nets. They bottom layer is shimmery and the top layer are skin colored fishnets..it’s so your legs look pretty under the circus lights.
kinda funny, seeing as mr fish mentioned how good she’d be in the circus..apparently she already has the hoisery down.
appolloblu | March 26, 2007 at 9:55 am
Hey Fish ~ what’s this I hear about Carmen Electra coming out of the closet today?
Pic #4 shows she has no ass, just one big gapping see-thru hole; hummm inquiring minds ~ anyone?
dirt chicken | March 26, 2007 at 9:59 am
If she’s a prostitute I only have one question …. how much ? I’d split that biatch like wet pine.
YouRang | March 26, 2007 at 10:00 am
Nice tits, whore.
^Jenna^ | March 26, 2007 at 10:00 am
# 18 – yeah, her hair looks plastic. And yellow – but that just matches her skin tone. And what’s with weird brownish-reddish blush. Doesn’t she have a stylist? I look better and I don’t have that much money.
shanonorato | March 26, 2007 at 10:01 am
I think it’s become quite obvious that this girl didn’t get enough attention as a child, or else got TOO much of the wrong attention, as #17 stated. I believe this is a cry for help. All she needs to do now is fart out 2 kids like Britney and she’ll be a has been whore in no time.
daηielle™↵ | March 26, 2007 at 10:04 am
Where to begin?
Ok, first of all, why is her skin the color of a golden retriever?
2nd, why does her makeup look like she got it as a prize from the inside of a CrackerJack box?
And 3rd, is that hair on her head, or did she outbid some scumsucker on ebay for Shitney’s leftovers?
I’m just sayin..
Oh and lastly, she looks like a used condom. The whole turtleneck thing isn’t working for her.
bedbugsandballyhoo | March 26, 2007 at 10:07 am
She should never wear white. You know that dress will be covered in make-up when she takes it off…and that oil-based caked-on shit never comes out. Just ask any tranny.
cookiepuss | March 26, 2007 at 10:08 am
two words.. Clown Whore
sikofdis | March 26, 2007 at 10:10 am
I’m with #15 & #22. The day she is officially considered to be a whore is the day that I’ll run out to the bank for a second mortgage.
whitegold | March 26, 2007 at 10:11 am
She’s like a really slutty clown, which is very confusing to the senses.
sikofdis | March 26, 2007 at 10:12 am
I’m with #15 & #22. The day she is officially considered to be a whore is the day that I’ll run out to the bank for a second mortgage.
sikofdis | March 26, 2007 at 10:13 am
oops! sorry for the double post…my connection is fucked up today.
BarbadoSlim | March 26, 2007 at 10:16 am
WE GET IT! WE GET IT!!!!, you like living the life of a prostitute, you eat your cereal with jizz in the mornings, you use vaginal fluid to moisturize, you have dildos all over the house WE GET IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Binky | March 26, 2007 at 10:20 am
The last pic in the second row is a bit tacky.
No one likes their pic taken when they’re waiting in line for the rest room.
Manistoned | March 26, 2007 at 10:23 am
Agreed, clown whore. A tiny little brunette with pale skin and no breasts has become what you now see. Clown whore.
veggi | March 26, 2007 at 10:24 am
crunch crunch crunch, my hair goes crunch. la la la la la de da.
Negatrice | March 26, 2007 at 10:24 am
Two levels of hosiery, but still worst calves and knees.
Hard to trick your skeleton.
jus'stupid | March 26, 2007 at 10:27 am
She’s hotter than a two dollar pistol.
She needs a good spanking. Or is it me that needs to spank…
julyper | March 26, 2007 at 10:27 am
picture 9: OMG, her leg is weird…
HughJorganthethird | March 26, 2007 at 10:31 am
She’d be hotter if she were a human.
veggi | March 26, 2007 at 10:35 am
Her legs look like bendy barbi things. benda benda benda.
cookiepuss | March 26, 2007 at 10:37 am
#18. you’re so right. Its like she has plastic muppet hair. classy
DrPhowstus | March 26, 2007 at 10:41 am
C’mon people, how would you feel if your husband looked like a Hasidic Dumbo and made you have sex with a hole cut in the sheet? She’s merely sexpressing herself.
suzy | March 26, 2007 at 10:42 am
her bra is too big for her lol
flavio | March 26, 2007 at 10:43 am
used to just think she was nasty and annoying, but as time has gone by i9′ve come to see that man that chick is fucking HOT! nice ass, jeeeeeezus!
Spindoc | March 26, 2007 at 10:47 am
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You know, what bad can I say about here when I compare her to Brittney Spears? Might have said something about this outfit last year, but compared to Brittney this chick is the height of Class.
biatcho | March 26, 2007 at 10:50 am
What is with the ginormous cross your heart bra? Fuck, that’s foul. She looks like a caricature of herself.
Diane Keaton called… she wants her turtle neck back.
jrzmommy♠ | March 26, 2007 at 10:56 am
Her poor pores. What?
lovescontroversy1 | March 26, 2007 at 10:57 am
it’s just TOO much.
on the other hand… we really don’t ever see her walking around gas stations without shoes… or shaving her head while picking out tattoo designs from a coloring book… xtina’s problem is she tries too hard.
MrSemprini | March 26, 2007 at 11:02 am
I don’t care what any of you say. I just want to find where she gets the pills that make her look that way. Then, I can slip them into my wife’s bowl of Special K in the morning and I’ll have my own Christina by nightfall. Yeah, baby! That’s the American way!