Christina Aguilera wants you to see her mom-ass and other news

- Kim Kardashian knows Lara Croft is known for the gigantic ass on her chest not her back, right? [PopEater]

- Sarah Jessica Parker is a fashion icon. Think about that for a moment. [IDLYITW]

- Chris Brown in the Feel Good Story of the Year. [Dlisted]

- Jessica Biel continues to reap the benefits of pretending Justin Timberlake still bangs her. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jenna Jameson does a half-ass job wearing a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kristin Cavallari does Dirrty Glam. [Popoholic]

- Michael Lohan’s opening a nightclub. Smartest. Idea. Ever. [The Fab Life]

- John Stamos will be on that Glee show. [Just Jared]

- Carrie Underwood has strong, virginal thighs. [Celebslam]

- Rampage Jackson loves gay people, hates straight guys who act like faggots when they see him the club. Got it. [The Blemish]

- Tom Cruise wants to make a Les Grossman movie. Of course. [PopSugar]

- Jon Gosselin caught on tape getting stoned? — Oh, right, the guy who bangs fat chicks on his ATV. Now I remember. [Huffington Post]

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