Christina Aguilera took her breasts out for a walk today while visiting in New York City. Last night she cleverly used infant son Max Liron to ward off paparazzi. I feel sorry for the kid but not because he’s a human shield. The little tyke must sit around all day staring at his parents, thinking “How the hell do I even exist? These two? Intercourse? Ha! I’m adopted. Oh, shit, she’s trying to suffocate me with her chest balloons again. For the last time I’m lactose intoler- help! Oxygen low… Brain cells fading… NASCAR suddenly more interesting….”
Photos: Splash News, INFdaily.com
britney's ham sammich | September 2, 2008 at 4:55 pm
FUGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
rough daddy | September 2, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Fugly dudes get all the hot chicks! shes so annoying with that baby…
sissy | September 2, 2008 at 4:55 pm
she looks like an insect with those shades
John McCain | September 2, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Oh lordy lordy this one’s go even bigger bazooms!
NEW VICE PRESIDENT!!!
Whoops, I just crapped my pants again…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ritzy | September 2, 2008 at 4:56 pm
jevus lmao. those are fkn hugee
aww her child is so cutee :)
Bigheadmike | September 2, 2008 at 4:56 pm
My likey to licky…. All over…
MeLikee | September 2, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Wow. Perfect to play slip-n-slide with a pearl necklace as the prize!
bigSTEAMYone | September 2, 2008 at 5:00 pm
oh man , i need some cookies to go with all dat milk .
rough daddy | September 2, 2008 at 5:00 pm
yeah superfish id like to know the motive behind her bangang that jordan barffman!
havoc | September 2, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Nice tits.
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Ted Mosby | September 2, 2008 at 5:02 pm
I wonder if Christina heeded the peditrician’s warning: A glass of silicone a day and there will be hell to pay.
cyelsm | September 2, 2008 at 5:02 pm
you men are so jealous. maybe if you got off the net sometimes you could hook a beauty…… then again maybe not.
JM | September 2, 2008 at 5:03 pm
She’s slowly turning into bizarro Elvira.
Racer X | September 2, 2008 at 5:03 pm
She looks like she’s done a Brazzers scene.
/I’d it it
Learn To Sell Porn | September 2, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Great funbags!
CaptainMorgan | September 2, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Anyone seen her WITHOUT makeup? Holy shit, it’s disgusting! Ruined her forever! WOULD NOT WANT TO WAKE UP TO THAT!!!
Ted from LA | September 2, 2008 at 5:10 pm
If she had big red shoes on she’d be the perfect clown.
Solaera | September 2, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Ugh. I am so over ridiculously huge fake tits.
Sarah Palin | September 2, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Christina needs to wake up, drop that baby off with his dad, and return to 100% commitment to her career above all else.
Sexy Halloween Costumes | September 2, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Christina is “cleavagy” thanks to the help of breast implants…weeeee
Deacon Jones | September 2, 2008 at 5:23 pm
NICE!!
FISH,
there’s a photo making the rounds of Palin dressed in a short leather skirt, open blouse, holding a glass of wine, with 6” pumps on. It looks legit, see if you can find it.
The McCain campaign must be shitting their pants right now
Miss Kitty | September 2, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Orange face…. white body?!?!?!?
One-hand Rand | September 2, 2008 at 5:30 pm
#21 – I’ve seen it. Very obvious photoshop. People need to be much more patient. I’m sure we’ll see swimsuit stuff soon enough.
X | September 2, 2008 at 5:31 pm
the pics with her hold her son with the TONED down makeup is such an improvement, but the first pics of her alone in that skankey dress doesn’t suit her.
WHY does she wear so much makeup anyways? What is she hiding? You would think with the money she has should would invest makeup lessons or something. I’ve seen no name losers who were on a budget wear their makeup so much better than her.
She would get so much more respect if she didn’t wear so much actually like in the older days when she was bubbly.
FRIST!!! | September 2, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Jebus, the chick behind her in the purply shirt can’t even look at her, she’s going to walk into a potted plant or fall into a manhole if she doesn’t open her eyes soon.
Though they both look like they’ve fallen in a few before..
Urbanspaceman | September 2, 2008 at 5:58 pm
She looks like something that Tex Avery might have created but she didn’t buy those chest ballons to keep them hidden. I can smell the burnt rubber all the way over here.
Yea - blah blah | September 2, 2008 at 5:59 pm
what a great mom she will be………..and a bright and shining example to young tramps everywhere
http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=605baf7cbd468c2dc9165e8320475861
HankTheDwarf | September 2, 2008 at 6:10 pm
I think I see some blue veins. Gross.
Hey girls, veiny tits = barf.
the real deal | September 2, 2008 at 6:14 pm
what i would do to those titties
britney's weave | September 2, 2008 at 6:43 pm
ew ew EW look at her leg in pic four!!! and how did tara reid get into pic five?
Jess | September 2, 2008 at 7:09 pm
I LOVE Christina….she seems to be such a good mom, and really down to earth…but she is also smoking hot!!!
Both_candidates_suck | September 2, 2008 at 7:18 pm
She looks gorgeous in the bottom pictures, with less makeup and lack of cleavage on display…she is so pretty, I don’t understand why she insists on looking like a tranny 99% of the time, like in the top pictures.
But she has already weaned off of that ridiculous red lipstick, so maybe her new role as a mom can inspire some more beauty changes!
ldsqtbea | September 2, 2008 at 7:22 pm
whats wrong with her legs .. and why do girls insist on parting their hair straight down the middle … ewww
witchbitch | September 2, 2008 at 7:29 pm
that’s right SUPERFISH, NASCAR is for retards.
THE REAL BARELY | September 2, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Personally speaking I hope she breast feeds until the kid hits college…
LL | September 2, 2008 at 8:24 pm
She looks like the anti-Elvira. Not necessarily a compliment. The giant hooters are compelling, though. I’m a chick and almost can’t look away. Almost.
Teknicl | September 2, 2008 at 8:31 pm
OMG!!! Christina is a goddess. She is definitely the type of women you start a family with because she obviously loves skin deep and not by appearance judging by her mans strange looks.
venomhed | September 2, 2008 at 9:17 pm
God she is hot! What a rippin’ body for a MILF!
Too bad she likes ugly Jews. Wait, that’s a bit redundant, there is no such thing as a good looking jew or black guy.
dreamns | September 2, 2008 at 9:21 pm
She is so hot . Seems I still saw her on the celebrities-club LovingRich..com……last week.
Brandi | September 2, 2008 at 9:39 pm
She looks so pretty in the last two pictures, how rare to see her without full makeup on. I’ve been a Christina fan for almost ten years and those last two pics remind me of her look when she released her first album :)
jesus christ | September 2, 2008 at 10:08 pm
I’d like her better if her implants weren’t so hard-looking! Meh.
dany | September 2, 2008 at 10:55 pm
What is with the hair color she looks so cheap I guess she needs something to distract from that little rat face she has.
JM | September 2, 2008 at 11:08 pm
#36, please refer to #13.
LL | September 2, 2008 at 11:22 pm
RE 43. JM – September 2, 2008 11:08 PM
#36, please refer to #13.
Eh, great minds and all that. Mine’s funnier. IMO.
Bob White | September 2, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Great body but whats up with the overdone make-up, fried hair and godawful red lips? She looks hard and mean.
As for as the face is concerned she is an equal with her husband….they both resemble rats.
Narcissist | September 3, 2008 at 12:58 am
I like the minidress on Christina better than those fugly stretch pants she was wearing, and even that sack in the lower pics, but she still has wardrobe problems. Seems likeshe always has.
Her friend back there just needs pants, tablecloth, anything that will cover those legs.
x x x | September 3, 2008 at 3:02 am
poor kid looks like his dad…
tc | September 3, 2008 at 3:19 am
She knows she looks like a prostitute, right ?
Sexx | September 3, 2008 at 3:45 am
I loved it when Christina sexualized her baby boy’s circumcision on the Ryan Seacrest show and talked about having penis-shaped balloons at her son’s circumcision. (If you don’t believe that something this sick could actually exist in pop culture, look it up.) It made me look at my own penis scarline and imagine her licking around it and talking about how glad she is that I have a big clipped dick just like her little boy. I imagine her sucking my big circumcised mushroom cockhead and talking about her clit getting hard as she watched her baby boy getting strapped down and getting his dick clipped without anesthetic. Christina obviously thinks this is very hot, and I definitely agree with her.
joey budumeos_cakca | September 3, 2008 at 4:11 am
SHE IS F-IN HOT!!!! GOREGOUS…I WANNA TITTY FUCK HER. I HEART U CHRISTINA