Christina Aguilera to grant Jordan Bratman second chance at intercourse

Seen here at the Grammy nominations concert, Christina Aguilera reveals in the latest issue of OK! Magazine that she’s ready to have a second baby. Apparently, Max Liron is “amazing” which everyone knows is Mommy code for “God, this kid is boring. Let’s try again and hope it’s a tail-baby!”:

Any plans for a sibling for Max?
I hope so. We definitely want to have another child. Having Max has been an amazing experience. He surprises me every day. In a year, he has grown so much, now he crawls and is starting to walk.
What makes your marriage work?
I have the most wonderful partner in Jordan. We make it a priority to work on our marriage. You have to take it seriously and respect each other and be a team. We always have date nights as well — it helps to keep the marriage alive after you have kids. My husband and I love to play board games together!

CHRISTINA: Alright, here’s the game plan: You can either masturbate into a turkey baster while watching Lord of the Rings – or we can play Monopoly.
JORDAN: Will you let me be the race car this time?
JORDAN: Damn! …. Turkey baster.

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