Christina Aguilera to grant Jordan Bratman second chance at intercourse

The Superficial | December 4, 2008 - 11:39 pm

Seen here at the Grammy nominations concert, Christina Aguilera reveals in the latest issue of OK! Magazine that she’s ready to have a second baby. Apparently, Max Liron is “amazing” which everyone knows is Mommy code for “God, this kid is boring. Let’s try again and hope it’s a tail-baby!”:

Any plans for a sibling for Max?
I hope so. We definitely want to have another child. Having Max has been an amazing experience. He surprises me every day. In a year, he has grown so much, now he crawls and is starting to walk.
What makes your marriage work?
I have the most wonderful partner in Jordan. We make it a priority to work on our marriage. You have to take it seriously and respect each other and be a team. We always have date nights as well — it helps to keep the marriage alive after you have kids. My husband and I love to play board games together!

CHRISTINA: Alright, here’s the game plan: You can either masturbate into a turkey baster while watching Lord of the Rings – or we can play Monopoly.
JORDAN: Will you let me be the race car this time?
JORDAN: Damn! …. Turkey baster.

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