Christina Aguilera Summer Tour 2004

Superficial | November 12, 2004 - 2:35 am

20041112_caguilera.jpgReader Laura writes in: I love Christina Aguilera. She makes my imaginary penis very happy. However, as much as I would love to hump Miss Aguilera repeatedly, sometimes I wonder what the hell she is thinking. As of this moment I am quite undecided on this photoshoot. Artsy, yes. Hot? Maybe not. Unless you like your women with 20’s-style-moustaches.

Personally, I like my women with 80’s pornstar-style moustaches. You know the kind I’m talking about. Those sleazy looking things that Ron Jeremy likes to sport. But on a woman. Hot!

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