Reader Laura writes in: I love Christina Aguilera. She makes my imaginary penis very happy. However, as much as I would love to hump Miss Aguilera repeatedly, sometimes I wonder what the hell she is thinking. As of this moment I am quite undecided on this photoshoot. Artsy, yes. Hot? Maybe not. Unless you like your women with 20′s-style-moustaches.
Personally, I like my women with 80′s pornstar-style moustaches. You know the kind I’m talking about. Those sleazy looking things that Ron Jeremy likes to sport. But on a woman. Hot!