Christina Aguilera still whorish

I sometimes wait until after my wife has just taken a hot shower, then I sneak up on her and spray her with PAM and slip a corset over her and then snatch a “Christina Aguilera” mask on her head. Then I throw her on the bed and take pictures until she gets everything off. What fun. So far, I’ve extended the restraining order over two years. Going for three next month! Pow, baby!

Poodle bites.
Poodle chews.

she looks good!

Looks like vintage Boy George to me. Somehow it worked on him, though.

@51….WOW! dooode, I do the same thing ‘cept I do it using a Florence Henderson mask (circa 2001 denture glue commercial)oh, and the women are total strangers…had to do some time upstate…

anyway, it’s the same thing.

question: how does makeup on a woman in her mid-20s make her look whorish? it doesn’t.

this makeup on a 14 year old, definitely whorish.

other than her normal orange skin, not seeing anything out of the ordinary.

She is a talanted singer who bathes in orange food coloring and foundation. Yet again, this story is boring. Next..

I like the outfit. But she’s wearing too much dark makeup around her eyes. I think that’s what’s giving her that trampish look.

BTW I don’t see anything wrong with a camel toe. I find it kinda sexy!

Can you post something new I’m sick of seeing Krusty the Clown every time I open this page..

‘whorish’?

Geez, cut back on the bowls of cranky flakes, will ya?

She’s cute. Who cares about her makeup. Her life isn’t a catastrophe like the rest of them.

did you just write, …cranky flakes?

Christina: Remember, less is more!

And go lightly on the collagen injections too. Gross. What is she 25? For God’s sake why does she need her lips injected?

To see the whorish Christina in HQ, click my moniker.

Her doctor ordered her to get the lip injections to prevent her husband from sucking out her tonsils with his giant trout pout. It was in everyone’s best interest, as she is their cash cow.

There is no explanation for the rest of her unfortunate makeup mishaps. Except maybe Scientology.

I really like her. I really like her. I rea

Splat.

Um, sorry.

The camel toe is oh, so attractive.

#55 Tears!

Thanks for the tip Barbado(#55). Poligrip in the mask might make the picture session last longer. I did try a Florence Henderson mask but it brought back too many horrible childhood memories (Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!). I am thinking about switching to a Hillary Clinton mask. Suggestions?

@69…two words: nancy pelosi

She wasn’t always so nasty, now she should hang out with Gwen Steffani. I prefer Paris http://www.belle64.com/players/111. At least she has a video to go along with all the insanity.

no one can sing like her
she’z hott
and u know it
don’t hate on this girl….
jealous bitchez….

#56 It’s not the makeup itself that gives her a trampish look. Either it’s too much or too dark.

I prefer it when women wear makeup that looks a little more natural. A little bit enhances features, but too much makes me wonder what a woman’s face must REALLY look like if she needs to use that much makeup.

Does anyone else remember an episode of the Simpsons where Homer invents a gun that applies makeup for you and uses it on Marge then realizes “Whoops, I had it set on ‘Whore’??” Because I think Christina bought one of those guns and jammed it on that setting. And she always lets me down…just when I think she’s gotten a wee bit classier, she wears some shit like this. You have OODLES of money, you CAN and SHOULD dress better than this even at your worst, and there is no excuse for that clown makeup.

You guys all need to get a life there are more things to than cracking on Celebs and calling them whores. You don’t even know her personally, yet you guys seem to find the time to talk crap about her. She could be the nicest person out there, yet you wouldn’t know that. SO Shut the heck up and get a life already! She is Beautiful!

denise? #4? are you on crack?

THIS GIRL IS BUTT AND KNOWS IT. Hence the clown make-up, ALWAYS. And weave. And silicone tits. And lashes. And nails. Yet still ugly…

She looks like a possum. These pics are fug.

And classy? If you call slutty classy, then sure.

# 75….go fuck yourself….this is the SUPERFICIAL….its kind of a dead give away people arent going to be talking nice about the posts…

I’d still stick it in her ass though.

Julia, you need more cowbell.

#79 Truer have never been written.

Niki (#75) I see you got a new name. You’re not fooling us though.

If you don’t like the comments then why don’t you go back to your Dungeons and Dragons game and leave us alone to have our fun.

I think the reason the ho wears so much makeup is b/c it’s a daddy love me thing. It’s like a stripper mentality. They feel they’re never good enough.

Honestly, I don’t think that’s Christina…just a damn good look alike. Christina is much skinnier!

Oh come the fuck on Dancing Bitch, weren’t you the one who said my English teachers should be shot? That wasn’t me you fat cow.
I’ll lay fucking claim to what I write. But I agree with you Julia!!!! Glad im not the only one. DQ what a laugh!

Dear Niki/Julia:

Kindly refrain from calling people you’ve never actually seen before “fat cow” since I weigh at least 100 lbs LESS than you’re fat crack-whore ass. You fail to recall that you posted your myspace page (like the dumb fuck that you are) for the world to see and I can honestly say you ARE a fat cow. End of story.

P.S. Yes, your former English teachers should be shot. Although after trying to teach your illiterate ass they probably shot themselves.

FOR THE LOVE OF NUTS, WHAT IS COWBELL??!! SORRY IF I’M SLACKIN’ IN THE LINGO

I wasn’t aware that this site was so concerned with being Grammaticly correct YOU FAT SMELLY COW! God your so pathetic!!!! I should feel sorry for your ugly ass, but I won’t!

@85…sucks to be you Cap’n…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MORE COWBELL!!!!!

i love christina aguilera.

She looks hot. I’d fuck her into next month.

Anyone who says otherwise is gay or a jealous whore.

She doesn’t look whorish, but she has seen better days. I liked it when she had that whole retro thing going on. And she’s doing a whole lot better style-wise then before….you know what I mean, the crazy hair *shudder*.

well, i’d fuck her into next year.

whore is what she does best

OK??? what happened to Ms. Old Hollywood?? with the red lip and exaggerated curls?….YEAH! total front, i think this is the real her: Tacky as usual.

I think she looks good. She could loose a little bit of eye shadow though but what girl doesn’t put shit load of eye shadow on? It ain’t like she does her own make up anyways. As for the stupid comment on her being orange. I’m pretty sure most of you bathe your pale ass skin in the sun all day and can’t afford a spray tan. I’d rather take orange over tomato any day CRACKERS!

This was a lame post. “Christina still looks whorish?” This looks like a post that should be on PerezHilton.com, not the Superficial! I expect something wittier here, not just lame-ass low blows.

I am no fan of Christina Aguilara, but I will defend a pony tail any day. Whores do not were pony tails , okay? If anything , she looks clean cut and wholesome. Oh, I get it. It was a type-o. You meant wholesome instead of whoresome.

OMG…She’s now trying to rip Gwen Stefani’s look off! She has the ability to fug-up any era/look known to man (and then some). Should we be surprised?

she look pretty ! :)

She’s pretty woman for ever!!! She is beautiul singer and my favourite idol..

im the best ever boy of christina aguilera”i need her so much”