Christina Aguilera still has giant breasts
Christina Aguilera performed for The Tonight Show last night and her breasts are still awesome which is extremely comforting to this writer. Sort of like when I was a small child and thought there was a monster under my bed until my dad would come in and say it’s just his girlfriend hiding from my mom so I should shut up or he’ll stab Santa Claus. Ha ha, dads.
EDIT: Because I’m so awesome, apparently these pics are from 2007. Last time I trust the British tabloids. But probably not.