Christina Aguilera was spotted grabbing dinner in Brenthood with her ogre of a husband last night and showed off her very pregnant belly. That’s right, her big beautiful bouncy bellies. Mmmmm. Wait, what? I mean, uh, she looks smart. I respect her for her mind.
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veggi | September 14, 2007 at 3:46 pm
great. ending my day with the way it started. see ya fuckers.
moyo | September 14, 2007 at 3:46 pm
first!
um | September 14, 2007 at 3:46 pm
yay for her?
Jimbo | September 14, 2007 at 3:47 pm
veggi is it spotting or a heavy flow?
Barry LeFarge | September 14, 2007 at 3:48 pm
I wish she’d show off her boobs.
Tatiana | September 14, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Forth? xD
joLIE | September 14, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Who ever thought Xtina would look saintly compared to her peers? It’s a sad herpes infested world
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ipa | September 14, 2007 at 3:51 pm
phew, so it’s not gonna be oj for the weekend .. but long-nose aguilera. lucky!
NEXT!
bada bing | September 14, 2007 at 3:52 pm
She first caught her future husband’s attention by learning play the grinder organ.
jrzmommy | September 14, 2007 at 3:56 pm
What was she thinking?
kornemuz | September 14, 2007 at 3:59 pm
About me
rico | September 14, 2007 at 4:00 pm
When she has her postpartum nervous breakdown, it will be muy caliente.
wolfie | September 14, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Her husband’s like a horrible cave troll! Look at that creepy stare of his in the eight pic! Like Gollum. o_O
ipa | September 14, 2007 at 4:01 pm
pic #6: have a close look at her fingers .. see where the tan ends?? YUCK!
also, her tits are going to burst. i hate it when you see those green veins on breasts … double ICK!
n!gger | September 14, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Some spic with no talent, big tits, a big nose, and bushing eyebrows.
Why should we care about her?
huh? | September 14, 2007 at 4:03 pm
“i hate it when you see those green veins on breasts”???
what exactly is the location of this alien strip club?
Veggiflowbee | September 14, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Her husband looks very sophisticated, I can tell by his wacky rabbit shirt!
lambman | September 14, 2007 at 4:08 pm
I wonder if she’s pregnant?!??!?!
Anonymous | September 14, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Trying to give her a tit-fuck would be like putting your dick between two rocks and fucking them.
ssdd | September 14, 2007 at 4:10 pm
He’s a mouth breather ….. I bet he slobbers on the pillow at night… sick.
Also pic 4 of her…. looks like a cross dresser ..she needs to stop shadowing the eyebrows …. the Joan Crawford look was over years ago……….
HOwever … looking at these two when I bring up the Superficial Page is a HELL OF A lot better than seeing that gorilla Simpson staring back at me.
Ryan | September 14, 2007 at 4:13 pm
Pregnant girls are fucking hot. Especially pregnant girls with T&A like her. And she can sing, zang!
bob | September 14, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Christina Is hot even pregnant. why did she marry him. I would love to eat her tight pussy and fuck her silly. sucking those tities of hers would be a real treat.
yolatengo | September 14, 2007 at 4:16 pm
U-G-L-Y!!
damn, if it wasn’t for her FAKE ugly tits and FAKE ugly bleached hair she’d be so average.
Texas Tranny | September 14, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Hey Jimbo,
Please go read post #65 in the Ice-T’s wife tits post.
Thank you.
ggg | September 14, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Christina’s tits aren’t fake…
kelley | September 14, 2007 at 4:24 pm
i like the guy in the top left corner of pic one.
cracked | September 14, 2007 at 4:24 pm
BUTTMONKEYS! AHHHHH!!!!!
*dives under desk*
Nicole | September 14, 2007 at 4:25 pm
I want to fuck her husband with my moose head.
Texas Tranny | September 14, 2007 at 4:25 pm
@25
Maybe not, but with green veins on them I wonder if they injected kryptonite in those babys.
Texas Tranny | September 14, 2007 at 4:26 pm
Jimbo, then let’s together work on post #69 in my bedroom. We’ll thank each other.
Don | September 14, 2007 at 4:26 pm
I love boobs!
Texas Tranny | September 14, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Fucking troll
Jimbo | September 14, 2007 at 4:30 pm
TT, promise you’ll teach me how to breath while we play uvula-tag?
kathy | September 14, 2007 at 4:33 pm
that baby is going to come out looking like betty boop.
p911gt10c | September 14, 2007 at 4:37 pm
A hot preggo blond, I so would tap that ass.
oh, and #2, you’re a loser.
CLAUDIA_DE_SCRATCH | September 14, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Why would she want to create spawn with that husband of hers?? He is fugly!
eat me | September 14, 2007 at 4:49 pm
37th!!!!
wedgeone | September 14, 2007 at 4:52 pm
#22 – in 6 months, that pussy won’t be so tight now will it? Once a cantaloupe has come forth from it.
Gotta like how pregnancy affect women’s boobies! Another example – Nicole Ritchie actually has boobies now.
Mmmmm …. boobies ….
memo monitor | September 14, 2007 at 4:52 pm
#23
NEWSFLASH: fake titties and fake blonde hair IS average.
Jimbo | September 14, 2007 at 5:00 pm
For some reason I feel like having vanilla tapioca pudding tonight…maybe I’ll even add some salt…
Texas Tranny | September 14, 2007 at 5:02 pm
Jimbo,
Look at post #24
Jimbo | September 14, 2007 at 5:05 pm
TT, look at post #33.
Kelly | September 14, 2007 at 5:06 pm
You shallow, pig-headed fools. Ever think that maybe she’s actually in love with him? I admire the fact that, in Hollywood, someone would fall in love and not marry somebody for superficial reasons. I am extremely happy for her. Good going, Cristina!
Who gives a shit if these people don’t find him attractive…as long as Cristina does, nobody else matters. Maybe, for the first time in her life, she’s met a man who respects and treats her like gold.
You know what, my boyfriend is not the best looking guy I’ve ever dated and it doesn’t matter to me because he’s THE BEST man I’ve dated…treats me well, makes me laugh, GREAT sex, I love him and he’s the only guy I’ve met that I can imagine spending everyday for the rest of my life with….and I will.
Dan Aykroyd | September 14, 2007 at 5:12 pm
Kelly, you ignorant slut.
“You know what, my boyfriend is not the best looking guy I’ve ever dated and it doesn’t matter to me” – he just died a little inside. And you’re conceited.
Jimbo's Brother | September 14, 2007 at 5:17 pm
Mommy is teaching me how to suck cock like Jimbo and Daddy says I’m almost as good as Jimbo, but I’ve got a problem keeping all that cum in my mouth.
BunnyButt | September 14, 2007 at 5:22 pm
@43, why are you expecting depth on a site called “The Superficial”??? We’re here because we enjoy the shallowness and insignificance. People like you make me crazy. If you want profundity, go somewhere else.
Definitions of superficial:
1 lying on, not penetrating below, or affecting only the surface
2 concerned only with the obvious or apparent : SHALLOW ; presenting only an appearance without substance or significance
Synonyms of superficial:
depthless, shallow, having or showing a lack of depth of understanding or character, facile, one-dimensional, haphazard, random
Antonyms of superficial:
discerning, penetrating, in-depth, deep, profound
yukadoozer | September 14, 2007 at 5:37 pm
Better enjoy/exploit those pregnancy boobs before they deflate into 2 flappy skin tags post-partum…then she’ll be buying a pair.
Nina | September 14, 2007 at 5:41 pm
I think Nicole looks better pregnant and her boobs look better.
just passin' through | September 14, 2007 at 5:48 pm
Off topic question, but aren’t pregnant women advised NOT to color (bleach) their hair and go tanning (either real or fake)?
theShizaan | September 14, 2007 at 6:14 pm
when is this bitch gonna learn how to not wear so much damn makup ?!