These are stills from Christina Aguilera’s appearance on Ellen yesterday. For those of you who couldn’t sit through the video, here’s the highlights. And by highlights I mean her boobs. I don’t know why I felt the need to spell that out. It’s pretty much a given on this site. I guess sometimes I want to make sure we’re all on the same page. And by the same page I mean her boobs.
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Brittany | February 21, 2008 at 1:08 pm
first?
Sara | February 21, 2008 at 1:08 pm
HAHAHA you’re funny. I wish I was a guy.
Gerald_Tarrant | February 21, 2008 at 1:09 pm
She was supposed to whip those puppies out if she really wanted Ellen to be a happy lesbo.
robb | February 21, 2008 at 1:09 pm
First!!
wowsa | February 21, 2008 at 1:09 pm
those are ridiculously large. she could feed ten babies.
NO BIG BOOB DEAL! | February 21, 2008 at 1:09 pm
NO BIG BOOB DEAL!
CHRISTINA WENT UNDER THE KNIFE AND GOT IMPLANTS.
wowsa | February 21, 2008 at 1:10 pm
if ellen is still with portia de rossi, then i doubt she’s a boob girl.
Anna | February 21, 2008 at 1:12 pm
I’m a young woman, and straight, but I have to admit that I would go to bed with her in a heart-beat. No man can compare to THAT.
shelley | February 21, 2008 at 1:13 pm
WHAAAAT THE FUKC TRASHHHY HOE
Say | February 21, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Why is her nose darker than the rest of her?
…
Why am I looking at her nose?
Jimbo | February 21, 2008 at 1:16 pm
For some reason I have this desire to have a big glass of milk with my lunch today..
mixedmartialartvideos.com | February 21, 2008 at 1:17 pm
those are Halley Berry-esque
Clem | February 21, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Boing!
Auntie Kryst | February 21, 2008 at 1:20 pm
I got nothing to say here. She looks like a happy mother…A happy whore of a mother to a bastard. Ahh there we go, better.
notapc | February 21, 2008 at 1:20 pm
So very thirsty….
havoc | February 21, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Those are some decent fun bags……
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God | February 21, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Fake boobs suck!!
niles | February 21, 2008 at 1:25 pm
I’d motorboat the hell out of those……..
bryan | February 21, 2008 at 1:30 pm
You Motorboating son of a bitch!!!!
Al | February 21, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Meh. I suppose they’d be sexier if they weren’t FAKE.
Al | February 21, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Meh. I suppose they’d be sexier if they weren’t FAKE.
noneyobeezwax | February 21, 2008 at 1:31 pm
fake or not – i would still like to put my peepee in between them.
The Office Whore | February 21, 2008 at 1:32 pm
@13- you forgot the r..
audience | February 21, 2008 at 1:33 pm
When will the writer’s strike end? I’m tired of reruns.
toolboy | February 21, 2008 at 1:34 pm
#10-
It’s a bruise from jogging.
Wow. Tittays are what make the world go ’round, to quote the homeless guy at the Metro…I think they want out. The clown faced bigfoot kid is going to be one huge mouthed, smiling little bugga.
Jumpin_J | February 21, 2008 at 1:35 pm
She must be a fan of The Superficial. She read that Jordan was having a breast reduction and thought, damn!, I need those! Say what you will about her her boobs (like she crack any man’s skull that get in that cleavage), but she’s frugal!
Dick Richards | February 21, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Those are some massize breasts. Pregnant, purplish sand-dollar sized nipples! Hot!
Frist?! I know your pussy’s wet. It’s okay: touch it.
Mystress Jade | February 21, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Those are spectacular……
FRIST!!! | February 21, 2008 at 1:40 pm
#27 Obsessed much? I thought I told you to get help!!
some people are so dumb... | February 21, 2008 at 1:41 pm
@14 – Do you even know what a bastard is?? Here’s a vocabulary lesson for you:
Bastard = a person born of unmarried parents…
So that would mean that since she is MARRIED (to the father of her child – thus proving that she is not a whore) her child would not be considered a bastard…
moron.
you’re just mad because she JUST had a baby and is still waaaaay hotter than you!
Haters! | February 21, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Why are most of the girls on here so damn JEALOUS of another woman who has bigger breasts? Christina looks hot. Too bad the other women on here are blessed with what I imagine to be Vienna-sausage nipples and not the knockers of X-tina ;)
IKE | February 21, 2008 at 1:44 pm
#28 well put!
Those ARE spectacular.
The Beer Baron | February 21, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Those are only after one?!? I gotta start impregnating post haste!
toolboy | February 21, 2008 at 1:46 pm
#30
Stacie? Where’s my buffalo wings?
Jordan Bratman | February 21, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Look you fuckers, stop making fun of me. Just because I have a Jew nose, hairy back, bad teeth, a beer gut, and bad breath, DOESN’T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO CALL ME “SASQUATCH.”
I prefer the term “Yeti”.
Thank you.
tom | February 21, 2008 at 1:49 pm
How convenient for her to have a baby…. she can use that as an excuse to have everyone stare and drool at her mammaries… mmmmmmmmm.
IKE | February 21, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Hehehe.
#31 you aren’t looking to make friends on here, I guess. :)
Seriously, there are A LOT of negative comments on here…seemingly because she got those whoppers.
Hey, if Lex Steele or Shane Diesel were on here with their wankers out, I wouldn’t wriite “hater comments.” Maybe it’s a guy thing.
The Yeti | February 21, 2008 at 1:50 pm
#35-I so take offense at your comment. Meet me at my Matterhorn at 3pm, I’m so going to eat you.
lg | February 21, 2008 at 1:51 pm
They’re ugly — as a woman I would never have such ridiculously large implants. She’s verging on looking like Dog the Bounty Hunter’s wife. And no, this is not jealousy. I just think too much is too much.
sasha | February 21, 2008 at 1:53 pm
THANK YOU CHRISTINA FOR NOT WEARING THE READ LIPSTICK!! .. SHE LOOKS HOT..HOPEFULLY I’LL LOOK HOT AS HER AFTER HAVING A BABY.. CONGRATS!
Juliana | February 21, 2008 at 1:54 pm
They are amazing.
IKE | February 21, 2008 at 1:55 pm
#39, there are implants in there (somewhere), but that’s BABY. She didn’t just get implants….they grew to that size.
mmmmm, the miracle of life.
kay | February 21, 2008 at 1:56 pm
#39 — Yes her boobs are fake but they weren’t this large before. Do you know why they are so large now than before?? Thats because she was pregnant and had a baby.. As a women you of all people should know…RETARD
Famous Plastic | February 21, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Yep, Christina has had breast implants for quite a while now (5 years?). Breast implants + motherhood = extra huge knockers.
Latin Spice | February 21, 2008 at 1:59 pm
I’ve got three words to describe those….
De Li Cious
OW | February 21, 2008 at 2:01 pm
FRIST!! What’s dick dick’s deal?
and 31- you forgot the 8.
FRIST!!! | February 21, 2008 at 2:03 pm
#23 Office Whore, that was FUNNY!!!
hoagie | February 21, 2008 at 2:03 pm
you can’t breastfeed with implants.
some people are so dumb... | February 21, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Sorry toolboy… I’m not Stacie, so no buffalo wings for you :( hee hee
Bob | February 21, 2008 at 2:12 pm
She needs a pearl necklace to go with those tities.