Christina Aguilera was spotted leaving the Mercer hotel in New York over the weekend looking like some sort of crazy bag lady. What the hell is going on in these pictures? She’s got her face covered, her hair is done up like a 60-year-old cafeteria lady, she’s walking her dogs, and she’s got a pillow, just in case she needs to take a nap on the street. I’m trying to come up with a scenario where all of this would make sense, but all I can picture is her trying to fight crime and beating people with her pillow as she’s yelling, “Beware criminals! Bag Lady fights for justice! And knitting!”
IFuckingHateYou | March 28, 2007 at 9:39 am
Wow, her husband is dragging her down.
I didn’t know ugliness was contagious.
serial snarkalec | March 28, 2007 at 9:39 am
Carol Burnette called. She wants her hair net back.
schack | March 28, 2007 at 9:44 am
she’s gonna get her face paint all over that fur scarf.
Italian Stallion | March 28, 2007 at 9:45 am
They got that pink thing on the wrong ugly. She should put it on that ugly Jew. Where is Mel Gibson when you truely need him?
Donkey | March 28, 2007 at 9:47 am
What fashion sense that girl has…
Hemlock Queen | March 28, 2007 at 9:47 am
It looks like she stepped out twice! I see two different lunch lady hair nets. She’s taken the old hollywood glamour look WAY too far! I didn’t know it was legal to go shopping in your bathrobe.
bigponie | March 28, 2007 at 9:48 am
I thought women only hide their faces in the middle east.
leezastudio | March 28, 2007 at 9:51 am
too much x tina lately, she needs to do somehting impressive, instead of looking like an orange all the time, she should flash her titties or her vageeen or something news worthy.
Jay from the Bay | March 28, 2007 at 9:51 am
Hag. She’s a total fucking hag.
Hemlock Queen | March 28, 2007 at 9:51 am
yah schack, I’m surprised that scarf isn’t orange already.
Joshingya31 | March 28, 2007 at 9:52 am
Whats with the two differnt types of shoes.
schack | March 28, 2007 at 9:52 am
i thought she was a whore for PETA. that scarf looks like real fur to me.
veggi | March 28, 2007 at 9:53 am
brit could learn something from her about what to do when you are having a bad hair day…
jrzmommy♠ | March 28, 2007 at 9:54 am
BORING!
Hemlock Queen | March 28, 2007 at 9:54 am
what? roll up her wig in curlers and stick it in a hat?
Negatrice | March 28, 2007 at 9:58 am
As she ever heard of the back door, you know the one where there is no photographers.
Jimbo | March 28, 2007 at 9:58 am
Grandma!!! There you are. I have been looking all over for you
p911gt10c | March 28, 2007 at 10:00 am
why didn’t she get the big scarf?
Topaz Vamp | March 28, 2007 at 10:01 am
What’s the big deal? It’s very cold in NYC and she’s probaby covering herself up to prevent getting a cold. Then again, I’d never be seen in public in a damn hair net.
veggi | March 28, 2007 at 10:02 am
you know a lot of pink bunnies had to die for that thing. Shame on you Christorangetone
Topaz Vamp | March 28, 2007 at 10:03 am
And to the observant person who noted “what’s with the two different shoes” – she’s wearing two different outfits.
bedbugsandballyhoo | March 28, 2007 at 10:03 am
I am so over this stupid, pretentious bitch. Who wears high heels with a bath robe? That is one of the most retarded things I have ever seen. I would have gained a little respect for the girl if she would have just worn some fuzzy bed room shoes and not hidden behind a scarf. Geez…we already know she is fug as shit without all the facepaint. Or maybe she’s trying to hide the fact that she sleeps with all that toxic crap on her face.
bedbugsandballyhoo | March 28, 2007 at 10:05 am
I am so over this stupid, pretentious bitch. Who wears high heels with a bath robe? That is one of the most retarded things I have ever seen. I would have gained a little respect for the girl if she would have just worn some fuzzy bed room shoes and not hidden behind a scarf. Geez…we already know she is fug as shit without all the facepaint. Or maybe she’s trying to hide the fact that she sleeps with all that toxic crap on her face.
bedbugsandballyhoo | March 28, 2007 at 10:06 am
Sorry about the double post. Server error.
thesarahficial | March 28, 2007 at 10:06 am
i think shes taking the 1940s hollywood glam thing a bit too far….
JaeMae | March 28, 2007 at 10:08 am
Maybe she is hiding her no make-up face from the photographers, cause she didnt want to end up on the superfish with everyone saying how gross she is without make-up?
You cant win win Christina!
whitegold | March 28, 2007 at 10:09 am
Wow, when the site first loaded up and I saw this pic, prior to reading the headlines, I thought “who the fuck is this old lady”, then I read it was Christina Aguilera, and I looked at the pick again, and knowing the article was supposedly about Aguilera, I still thought “so who the fuck is this old lady”.
Jimbo | March 28, 2007 at 10:11 am
I hate it when they kill little pink bunnies!!
Superevil | March 28, 2007 at 10:13 am
STFU, I was gonna say that was one of the women from the Golden Girls but then I saw the orange skin.
veggi | March 28, 2007 at 10:14 am
The blue ones are ok, cause their sad, but the pink ones!!! I had a pink bunny once, but she kept stealing my roller skates, tearing up the yard, so I had to eat her…. but only one!
biatcho | March 28, 2007 at 10:23 am
It was actually in the 50s in NY this past weekend… why is she dressed like it is still frigid here? Oh, maybe it’s because she’s dead on the inside.
Jimbo | March 28, 2007 at 10:26 am
You ate a little pink bunnie? I thought you were a veggi??? I am crushed!
veggi | March 28, 2007 at 10:30 am
I am! But eating a roller skating pink bunny is just like eating carrots. Well, pink ones.
edan | March 28, 2007 at 10:32 am
I wear my $700 Christian Louboutin shoes with my bathrobe all the time. It’s the only way to look amazing.
HollyJ | March 28, 2007 at 10:32 am
It’s obvious that she got a fever blister and she’s trying to keep it covered up.
veggi | March 28, 2007 at 10:36 am
OMG! You’re RIGHT hollyj!
daisy_if_ya_do | March 28, 2007 at 10:40 am
I bet she had her lips done.
daisy_if_ya_do | March 28, 2007 at 10:41 am
Maybe they have been shaving down her adam’s apple.
DrunkBlogger | March 28, 2007 at 10:53 am
#6, I fucking hate you….just kidding, I didn’t even read what you wrote.
schack | March 28, 2007 at 10:53 am
i bet she’s humming to herself, “meth and man ass on a sunday morning, meth and man ass sure i am born again…”
veggi | March 28, 2007 at 10:58 am
#39- I love that kind of humor. Wanna get married?
didey23 | March 28, 2007 at 11:04 am
guess she is trying to hide her orange face.
Jimbo | March 28, 2007 at 11:05 am
I thought we were getting married???
veggi | March 28, 2007 at 11:07 am
I’m a veggi. I can have many husbands. It’s written in the soy.
TrimSpaBaby | March 28, 2007 at 11:08 am
veggi, you’re such a slut.
veggi | March 28, 2007 at 11:10 am
a point of pride for me.
Jimbo | March 28, 2007 at 11:17 am
I get the mornings then. I like it in the morning. Your other husband can have the nights
Lowlands | March 28, 2007 at 11:20 am
This is probably the way she looks in the early morning…I think the guy who’s holding her hand always has a kinda tough job.
veggi | March 28, 2007 at 11:21 am
The poor girl carrying their happy meals has the tough job! Assistant/ make-up painter/ McNugget pre-chewer.
Lowlands | March 28, 2007 at 11:25 am
she looks a bit like that crazy woman in 101 Dalmatians.