Christina Aguilera looks interesting

March 28th, 2007 // 112 Comments
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Christina Aguilera was spotted leaving the Mercer hotel in New York over the weekend looking like some sort of crazy bag lady. What the hell is going on in these pictures? She’s got her face covered, her hair is done up like a 60-year-old cafeteria lady, she’s walking her dogs, and she’s got a pillow, just in case she needs to take a nap on the street. I’m trying to come up with a scenario where all of this would make sense, but all I can picture is her trying to fight crime and beating people with her pillow as she’s yelling, “Beware criminals! Bag Lady fights for justice! And knitting!”

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  1. IFuckingHateYou

    Wow, her husband is dragging her down.
    I didn’t know ugliness was contagious.

  2. serial snarkalec

    Carol Burnette called. She wants her hair net back.

  3. schack

    she’s gonna get her face paint all over that fur scarf.

  4. Italian Stallion

    They got that pink thing on the wrong ugly. She should put it on that ugly Jew. Where is Mel Gibson when you truely need him?

  5. Donkey

    What fashion sense that girl has…

  6. Hemlock Queen

    It looks like she stepped out twice! I see two different lunch lady hair nets. She’s taken the old hollywood glamour look WAY too far! I didn’t know it was legal to go shopping in your bathrobe.

  7. bigponie

    I thought women only hide their faces in the middle east.

  8. leezastudio

    too much x tina lately, she needs to do somehting impressive, instead of looking like an orange all the time, she should flash her titties or her vageeen or something news worthy.

  9. Jay from the Bay

    Hag. She’s a total fucking hag.

  10. Hemlock Queen

    yah schack, I’m surprised that scarf isn’t orange already.

  11. Joshingya31

    Whats with the two differnt types of shoes.

  12. schack

    i thought she was a whore for PETA. that scarf looks like real fur to me.

  13. veggi

    brit could learn something from her about what to do when you are having a bad hair day…

  14. jrzmommy♠

    BORING!

  15. Hemlock Queen

    what? roll up her wig in curlers and stick it in a hat?

  16. Negatrice

    As she ever heard of the back door, you know the one where there is no photographers.

  17. Jimbo

    Grandma!!! There you are. I have been looking all over for you

  18. p911gt10c

    why didn’t she get the big scarf?

  19. Topaz Vamp

    What’s the big deal? It’s very cold in NYC and she’s probaby covering herself up to prevent getting a cold. Then again, I’d never be seen in public in a damn hair net.

  20. veggi

    you know a lot of pink bunnies had to die for that thing. Shame on you Christorangetone

  21. Topaz Vamp

    And to the observant person who noted “what’s with the two different shoes” – she’s wearing two different outfits.

  22. bedbugsandballyhoo

    I am so over this stupid, pretentious bitch. Who wears high heels with a bath robe? That is one of the most retarded things I have ever seen. I would have gained a little respect for the girl if she would have just worn some fuzzy bed room shoes and not hidden behind a scarf. Geez…we already know she is fug as shit without all the facepaint. Or maybe she’s trying to hide the fact that she sleeps with all that toxic crap on her face.

  23. bedbugsandballyhoo

    I am so over this stupid, pretentious bitch. Who wears high heels with a bath robe? That is one of the most retarded things I have ever seen. I would have gained a little respect for the girl if she would have just worn some fuzzy bed room shoes and not hidden behind a scarf. Geez…we already know she is fug as shit without all the facepaint. Or maybe she’s trying to hide the fact that she sleeps with all that toxic crap on her face.

  24. bedbugsandballyhoo

    Sorry about the double post. Server error.

  25. thesarahficial

    i think shes taking the 1940s hollywood glam thing a bit too far….

  26. JaeMae

    Maybe she is hiding her no make-up face from the photographers, cause she didnt want to end up on the superfish with everyone saying how gross she is without make-up?

    You cant win win Christina!

  27. whitegold

    Wow, when the site first loaded up and I saw this pic, prior to reading the headlines, I thought “who the fuck is this old lady”, then I read it was Christina Aguilera, and I looked at the pick again, and knowing the article was supposedly about Aguilera, I still thought “so who the fuck is this old lady”.

  28. Jimbo

    I hate it when they kill little pink bunnies!!

  29. Superevil

    STFU, I was gonna say that was one of the women from the Golden Girls but then I saw the orange skin.

  30. veggi

    The blue ones are ok, cause their sad, but the pink ones!!! I had a pink bunny once, but she kept stealing my roller skates, tearing up the yard, so I had to eat her…. but only one!

  31. biatcho

    It was actually in the 50s in NY this past weekend… why is she dressed like it is still frigid here? Oh, maybe it’s because she’s dead on the inside.

  32. Jimbo

    You ate a little pink bunnie? I thought you were a veggi??? I am crushed!

  33. veggi

    I am! But eating a roller skating pink bunny is just like eating carrots. Well, pink ones.

  34. edan

    I wear my $700 Christian Louboutin shoes with my bathrobe all the time. It’s the only way to look amazing.

  35. HollyJ

    It’s obvious that she got a fever blister and she’s trying to keep it covered up.

  36. veggi

    OMG! You’re RIGHT hollyj!

  37. daisy_if_ya_do

    I bet she had her lips done.

  38. daisy_if_ya_do

    Maybe they have been shaving down her adam’s apple.

  39. #6, I fucking hate you….just kidding, I didn’t even read what you wrote.

  40. schack

    i bet she’s humming to herself, “meth and man ass on a sunday morning, meth and man ass sure i am born again…”

  41. veggi

    #39- I love that kind of humor. Wanna get married?

  42. didey23

    guess she is trying to hide her orange face.

  43. Jimbo

    I thought we were getting married???

  44. veggi

    I’m a veggi. I can have many husbands. It’s written in the soy.

  45. TrimSpaBaby

    veggi, you’re such a slut.

  46. veggi

    a point of pride for me.

  47. Jimbo

    I get the mornings then. I like it in the morning. Your other husband can have the nights

  48. Lowlands

    This is probably the way she looks in the early morning…I think the guy who’s holding her hand always has a kinda tough job.

  49. veggi

    The poor girl carrying their happy meals has the tough job! Assistant/ make-up painter/ McNugget pre-chewer.

  50. Lowlands

    she looks a bit like that crazy woman in 101 Dalmatians.

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