Because it’s Saturday, here’s pictures of Christina Aguilera’s giant breasts launching her new perfume “Inspire” at Macy’s in Glendale, Calif. last night. Christ, it seems like everybody has their own fragrance these days – and I want some of that action. Debuting exclusively on this site through an incredible offer, I present to you my new signature scent:
“Laid Magnet” by Superficial
A soft, delicately masculine but womanly blend of those smelly beads you put in your car’s ashtray, wine in a box, and Listerine. All passionately punctuated with a subtle hint of a Slim Jim I used to stir everything together in my shoe until I blacked out.
It will leave him/her/your cat breathless….
Order now for the low, low price of your credit card number in the comments section. Guaranteed shipping before Christmas – but not really. How’s March sound?
For this once-in-a-lifetime promotion to work, you must never do the following: 1. Check your credit statement for discrepancies. 2. Contact law enforcement. 3. Question my sudden acquisition of a solid gold speedboat driven by an albino tiger.
No refunds. I know where you live.
Boy who knew banging jordan brafman would bring out such anger in C. A. fans..
Anyone can look beautiful with the right make up artists. I would give my left arm to see her first thing in the a.m before the “magic”
bootlips you Rock !!!
I’m inspired — to PUKE!
FRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O my god ur so totally not first, just give up at lyfe, looser
second.
second is the new frist.
OMYGOD YOUR TOOTTALLY NOHT SECOND EVEN, UYR LIKE 57TH. STFU.
Just came in to say–that is THE worst Hair Extension I have EVER seen. That is all.
wtf r people serious about wanting to buy the perfume?! is that ur real card #
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I meet her at this site some days ago, she is looking for a senior dating~
That is great ? Is it? Who can tell me if she is single or not??
I am wondering!!
Xtina voice over-
“After a night on stage of giving it my all for my fans, I like to relax and have a little me time with my man. I get home late and have to go through all the trouble of leaving a trail of popcorn from the edge of the forest to the bedroom to get my man interested. But those are the old days, now I have “Clown Stank” to get my missing link on. Oh, and ladies, say goodbye to half eaten popcorn dropping on your head during your personnel Discovery Channel episode because your boy toy’s lower jaw isn’t genetically advanced enough to chew the Popsecret.
“Clown Stank” it brings out the Sasquatch in men!”
Oooh, yeeah, tranny perfume!!!! Nice stolen look bitch.