Christina Aguilera isn’t pregnant

Nope!

Babe, correct
Locations — all wrong!

Oregon

Beirut

Kurdistan

That was my next guess.

You’re fun. see ya

I don’t care, after all these fugly pictures of Britney it is VERY refreshing to see pictures of a beautiful young woman in a lovely dress.

later!

#158 Where?

Awww…she’s not pregnant? Me niether, who cares…..NEXT!!!!!
Hey, what’s going on in Lohan Land???

I didn’t know Christina Aguilera married Paul Wolfowitz.

I’m glad she’s not pregnant. They would have to give her a C-section to get that kids nose out………..

Not like anyone cares, but for the record, I am still fingering myself to Christina’s pix.

She’s hot. That’s hot. I’m hot.

Heh heh, no yer not. Ick.

I like her new look, it’s very glam.

Danielle, thank goodness you’re not fingering yourself to that uberdork standing next to her.

Wax figure, yes.

Fake tits, yes.

Oh, Thora Birch don’t need no silicone. All real.

ALL REAL!

One day, she’ll do something, and it’ll get on here, and when it does, THEN she’ll be impressed.

Yep. Gonna send her my private email, after that, then tell her in advance what I will post here.

Then, when it shows up, she’ll know it was me here and she’ll email back and say, “Oh, thanks for all those comments all that time.”

Even THIS one!

Then we’ll just laugh…

i already knew she wasnt pregnant. i already been snipped

http://www.carpemundus.com – liars, but funny ones

gimme a day with this blond beanpole,
what you gotta do is lay her flat on her back ontop of a feather mattress in restraints
and go to town
then you go balls deep in that tan kitty and let her take the test and she should come up positive for a baby.

The last time when i made a little joke about ‘Kurds’ i got almost hacked by Al Qaeda.I didn’t know those guys have such a touchy nerves.However,i know now the guy is not a Kurd but Jewish.So why did they make such a big deal outta that?

Is there any Al Qaeda-member who can explain me that here?You can put a comment here or even better,you can send me an email.

hehheh. her boyfriend looks just like the kind of little guy that likes the hot candle wax.
then you straddle him, man to man, and apply the hot wax to his happy trail.
yea. pleasure with the pain.

I don’t like how christina constantly wears 20 lbs of makeup.

But hey, at least she’s not lookin like britney.

He looks like a sweet obedient choirboy.

its in the eyes. that boi wants to be humiliated and the only way to do it is with a greased up diamond tip buttplug that takes about 20 min to insert.
after that its like a tupac song “keep ya head up”
ya know LOL

You people are losers.

and oprah wasn’t arrested for murder.

really…whats the point of this post?

I find it funny how all this semitic peoples are always going on about their differences and fighting over their shithole territories. THEY ARE ALL THE SAME GENETIC STOCk. Israeli jews and arabs they are all the same crap.

#179 – They just wear different sized head coverings. I suspect that may be what the fight has been about all along.

Xtina is no moron….she knows mommydom = End of Career…unlike some other young pop star/former Mouseketeer…….

If this is her actual husband, I’d like to sell her some cheap platonium. What a little geek lookin’ jerk-off………

Everything about this woman annoys me. First she plays off like she’s this innocent little pop princess; in her next album she “reveals the real Xtina” which really reveals nothing more than a flat chested, gyrating, overly made-up whore. All of a sudden, people are making jokes about her left and right so she does the smart thing for once (this is where Britney went wrong) and listened to her agents, and came to the realization that people weren’t in love with her sideshow freak side. So now her gimmick is to strut around on stage singing horrible, Mariah-esque music that does nothing more than showcase her vocal range, while thinking she’s the next Marilyn Monroe (not even close). There is no end to describing how much this bitch annoys me, especially because she’s taken on this holier-than-thou attitude when you know deep down she still wants to be rubbing her diseased poon all over 50 guys like in her Dirrty video. She needs to eat a heaping spoonful of that salmonella coated peanut butter.

Beautiful.
Wax figure? WTF? she’s looking good.
And BTW Superfish, I’m sure you look worse than Christina’s husband, so STFU LMAO.

There’s that look of bowel movement I’ve come to enjoy so much with Jordan!

When you can sing like her, you can look however you want! She is a SAINT compared to Britney! I mean really. When was the last time you heard anything bad about Christina? And if she wants to do a more “adult” type of album, who cares? She is an adult and she’s married instead of whoring around, and she doesn’t have kids.
I say more power to her!

“Looking like a wax figure with huge bozoongas”? That’s my future ex-wife you’re talking about.

#184)If you’re talking about me sweetness,even after a night out and just a couple of hours sleep.I’m looking ten times better early in the morning and i even haven’t worked out yet this year…Promised.

I’m also less pale.

I didn’t even know she’s BLIND….What da hell can she possible C in that “screw thread bottle” of Ripple.

Is that guy in the music business? if so, hes a perfect example why young dudes should take up music in high school…

damn id love to foul her!

i bet she would make a bomb ass mother

she has a husband? who puts up with that skank?