Christina Aguilera isn’t fooling me

November 14th, 2008 // 68 Comments

Ever since her new video for “Keeps Gettin’ Better” debuted it’s become abundantly clear that Christina Aguilera isn’t dropping the baby weight anytime soon, and she’s apparently finding creative ways to mask that fact. For instance, last night Christina wore the bottom half of a Darth Vader costume then walked around with a mole creature. Clever girl, but you’ll have to get up pretty early in the morning to pull one over on me. And would it kill you to make some coffee?

NOTE: Wait a minute. Didn’t she used to have breasts?

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  1. kitty_kat

    @23:

    “…Large, natural breasts only last about 2 years. It all goes downhill.
    And larger breasts are usually along fat women…”
    Yessss… Keep telling yourself that…

  2. kitty_kat

    Oh – and just so you know: all breasts sag no matter how big or small they are. If you were such an expert on breasts you would know that.

  3. Alice

    I guess that the saying that once you are married you both start looking alike is really true. I’m glad that I just look like my dog, a cute Golden Retriever. These two look like Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dee.

  4. Jay

    Oh – and just so you know: all breasts sag no matter how big or small they are. If you were such an expert on breasts you would know that.

    Of course not.
    That’s fucking stupid.

  5. Cut Her Some Slack

    Maybe..

    She’s Preggers again.

    Another little one would be a good thing.

    Max..is Adorable.

  6. Cut Her Some Slack

    Will ya!..

    Maybe..

    She’s Preggers again.

    Another little one would be a good thing.

    Max..is Adorable.

  7. OLGA

    guys!!!come on i think she look amazing and the breasts are not gone anywhere TE MILK IT IS OVER!!!!and just in case you missed??HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ABOUT WONDERBRA????uhauahuha

  8. Stomp

    She looks just like a middle aged Stevie Nicks. Id still lick her asshole. Also in these pics she kinda looks like that broad from the band hole.whatshername i fer-get

  9. Maybe not, but around 150 million americans elsewhere!!

  10. Jackson'shole

    To the retards who say that breastfeeding makes boobs “flat and deflated”
    I’ve seen saggy A-cups on women with no children. I have D’s and I’ve breastfed two children and they are not saggy. I think it has more to do with genetics and how you take care of yourself.

  11. nohomo

    Is it just me or does anyone else notice that make up? and the orange face? ew. And her hair…needs to go, looks like the halloween wig I just put back in the halloween box.

  12. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason

    Implants are SICK only a SICK and vert fucked up society would have women sticking fake stuff inside their body to make their breasts bigger unnsturally, if she did remove them then good for her.

  13. Janice joshin

    she does look like courtney love, it would be nice to see her just be her self, not a product of her pimp record label or whoever is creating the illusion

  14. kitty_kat

    @54- I’m not quite sure that I understood that response… Anyway, its just like #60 said: breast sagging is based on genetics and how well a woman looks after her breasts. Period.

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  16. Sydney

    I think Christina looks great here. Although I wouldn’t recommend leaving the house sans bra, I love the accessories, red lipstick, new haircut, curls in her hair. She looks pretty.

  17. biia

    DUH she hasn’t drop the baby weight because she’s human! maybe she’d look hotter if she choosed the hollywood way by getting a tummy tuck or a liposuction. you GET A JOB!

  18. Janine

    I am so sick of stupid writers putting down celebrities for not losing weight immediatedly after giving birth!
    1. Who cares, she looks better with a bit more weight!
    2. She looks waaaaay better without her implants.

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