Christina Aguilera isn’t fooling me

November 14th, 2008 // 68 Comments

Ever since her new video for “Keeps Gettin’ Better” debuted it’s become abundantly clear that Christina Aguilera isn’t dropping the baby weight anytime soon, and she’s apparently finding creative ways to mask that fact. For instance, last night Christina wore the bottom half of a Darth Vader costume then walked around with a mole creature. Clever girl, but you’ll have to get up pretty early in the morning to pull one over on me. And would it kill you to make some coffee?

NOTE: Wait a minute. Didn’t she used to have breasts?

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  1. bakinmycake

    haggus

  2. wow… where did her boobs go?

  3. obama girl

    first

  4. Heather

    Did she get her implants removed? Must find out immediately.

  5. Heather

    Did she get her implants removed? Must find out immediately.

  6. Heather

    Did she get her implants removed? Must find out immediately.

  7. Heather

    Did she get her implants removed? Must find out immediately.

  8. Candace

    You don’t seem to know when they are pushed up ..haha

    bra’s have padding u know

  9. Eli

    It looks like she got rid of the implants or went for smaller ones. She’s not wearing a push-up bra, so it’s hard to tell if the dudettes are fake.

  10. Candace

    Seems like none of you know anything about push up bra’s! haha

    U can have a B or C size and look like a D or DD

    Geez u guys…come on

  11. Candace

    Seems like none of you know anything about push up bra’s! haha

    U can have a B or C size and look like a D or DD

    Geez u guys…come on

  12. Candace

    Seems like none of you know anything about push up bra’s! haha

    U can have a B or C size and look like a D or DD

    Geez u guys…come on

  13. Kristen

    So, is it me or is Christina “I wear so much make up I look like a drag queen” Aguilera starting to look a bit like Courtney Love circa 1996ish? She makes my eyeballs hurt.

  14. Candace

    Yeah shes not wearing a push up bra in this one

    but the other ones she was..haha

    thats why it looks like they are gone!
    just like some days paris has boobs and the next she doesnt..if she pushed them up far and had padding they would look huge again..haha

    men are so dumb

  15. Does it really matter?

    You know? This broad can sing… and I like her music. But her makeup over the years has become more and more crazy / clownish looking. She has a very round face… She has the fat gene. She must work out….

  16. Candace

    Yeah shes not wearing a push up bra in this one

    but the other ones she was..haha

    thats why it looks like they are gone!
    just like some days paris has boobs and the next she doesnt..if she pushed them up far and had padding they would look huge again..haha

    men are so dumb

  17. Mal

    Breastfeeding deflates tits (when they’re empty) and can make boobs permanently smaller and flatter. But I thought it was common knowledge that she had implants, so I don’t know wtf. Maybe she had them removed and has been wearing cheater bras for the last while, cuz she obviously isn’t wearing a bra here and she obviously doesn’t have big round tits – those are flat as hell.

  18. Buzzard 101.9 FM

    Stevie Nicks?

  19. Chauncey Gardner

    She’s a radge wee midden!

  20. gotmilk?

    her shoes and make-up may look horrible, but she hardly looks fat people, please.

  21. What?? She could pass for a sack of potatoes easy!!

  22. Jay

    I’VE BEEN SAYING THAT! She got her implants removed! Good for her!

  23. Jay

    thats why it looks like they are gone!
    just like some days paris has boobs and the next she doesnt..if she pushed them up far and had padding they would look huge again..haha

    men are so dumb

    FIRST OF ALL, shut up. Paris Hilton uses a push up bra but it doesn’t make them look big, it creates CLEAVAGE. Christina’s breasts were round and hard, indicating a breast augmentation with little fat tissue/skin underneath.

    Second, I prefer smaller tits than those nasty implants.

    Large, natural breasts only last about 2 years. It all goes downhill.
    And larger breasts are usually along fat women.

    SO FUCK YOU FAT CHICKS.

  24. JJ

    For those who are wondering where her boobs went? Remember Christina has implants and she has the common implant gap. Christina has to wear an extreme cleavage bra to get cleavage and push those hard implants together to get cleavage which is very uncomfortable. She probably needed a break from being uncomfortable. Christina has a pear shape body and gains all her weight on the bottom half, so she wears dresses to hide her fat ass, fat hips, and fat thighs.

  25. mai-tai

    She looks better and is hardly fat.

  26. Perky

    #23

    When females have big natural tits like me; always wear a bra and they will stay perky for a long time. Also do not gain weight and stay fit too. My mom has big tits too and she is in her 60s and still has perky tits!

  27. bootlips

    I hate her voice with a passion. Her husband is an ugly jew. She must have married for money.

  28. Fit Female

    #25

    All fat people stick up for other fat people, but in the US fat Americans are in denial about being fat. They say they are thick or curvy lol! But in reality are fat!

  29. Anon

    Candice shut up.

    God women are such bitches

  30. havoc

    Lane Bryant makes Halloween costumes now?

    huh…

    .

  31. pinksneakers

    as everyone has said – she is just not wearing a push up bra and prob has stopped breast feeding. they are still pretttttttttty big. the make-up? awful. and she looks good weight wise…better than when she was a stick when she started, and better than her chubby phase, circa ‘dirrty.’

    as for #15 – better, a cute, feminine roundish face than a long, oval, harsh man one with a man jaw (which i can presume you have, shemale).

    and #25 – you are one of two things: 1) a sad person, who is incredibly stupid, unfunny, and has an absolutely awful looking face and the only thing you feel good about is being thinner than average. yes, there is a huge problem with weight in this country, but clearly this woman does not have a PROBLEM. you may not think she looks her BEST, but no matter what you think about the aesthetic of it, her weight it not out of control. and you prob live in some hick state in the south where everyone is fat. OR 2) you are actually a fat – fuck who is lying here, because the internet we can’t see you.

  32. LoLa

    My God this woman is hideous… And what in the world would make her ever want to marry this grotesque man??? Ugh!!! He’s so ugly… He looks like a fucking baboon with whatever the hell it is that’s going on with his mouth/cheeks.
    Christina is a fucking monkey ass tranny plastic fake bitch.

  33. ..I..

    THIS IS JUST TOO GOOD TO PASS UP:

    26. Jimbo – November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

    I’m out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

    XOXO,
    Randal

    27. Randal – November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

    I’m out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

    XOXO,
    Randal

    Randal’s Identity found out by his own dumbass self. Priceless

  34. Mama Pinkus

    Where are they indeed; if I wore that dress my girls would be completely exposed.

  35. Did she breastfeed or what? They’re gone!

  36. B

    #23

    1. Cleavage creates the illusion of bigger, fuller boobs. It’s why women wear push up bras.

    2. She never had implants. In her dirttty phase they weren’t very big at all, but pregnancy does that. Another thing pregnancy does is right after you have a child they get that super full, almost stretched look similar to someone that just got breast implants b/c they’re full of milk.

    Just saying…

  37. So thats the after affect of loosing baby weight, getting ride of implants, and not wearing a push up bra. In that case I “really” hope she is not caught without makeup for all we know she can look like the crypy keeper

  38. bootlips

    People who don’t think she had a boob job are complete idiots. Stupid, stupid, people.

  39. Rant

    R.I.P. Randal.

  40. Val

    first thing i thought when seeing this was “where’d her tits go?”
    i think even with a push up bra she should have more than she does here. i think somethings wrong with this picture.

  41. She got fouled by the “mole creature” its all downhill!!!!!!!

  42. supersex

    WTF happened to her

    i wouldn’t fuck her now even with rough daddy’s dick

  43. Solaera

    B – November 14, 2008 5:09 PM

    2. She never had implants. In her dirttty phase they weren’t very big at all, but pregnancy does that. Another thing pregnancy does is right after you have a child they get that super full, almost stretched look similar to someone that just got breast implants b/c they’re full of milk.

    Oh, Christina had implants all right, that’s a fact. She used to be fairly flat-chested. You said yourself that they weren’t that big when she was in her heavier, dirrty phase. After she lost the dirrty weight she got a boob job. She got pregnant after she got the implants.

    BTW I’m pretty sure we all know what pregnancy does to a woman’s body. Thanks for the completely inane and unnecessary explanation, though.

  44. Ms Natural

    #38

    Here is a pic of Christina showing her ugly implants. You can actually see the big gap between her chest and the hard implants look lumpy and uneven.

    http://talk.livedaily.com/showthread.php?t=581859

  45. dew

    Not being a teen, or even in my 20s, I had no desire to follow this performer when she was becoming popular. It wasn’t until recently that I even watched her perform, and she was actually pretty decent. It’s a shame she has such hideous over-done hair, and applies make-up with a shovel. She has nice facial features, so it’s probably not even necessary to look like the freak she does. Sad!

  46. Andy

    Ugh, she needs to lose the make-up and those bangs.

  47. yoyoyo

    Why are her breasts at her waist? How many pounds of make-up does she have on her face?

  48. Jay

    Harley, she did have implants. She had them IN before she ever got pregnant. Please educate yourself in the field of plastic surgery and celebs.

    (TO some fat bitch)
    Second, your 60 year-old mother has super powers, ey? Her huge, nasty tits can defy gravity? NO. Please kill yourself if you leave in such denial.

    Also, when Paris Hilton wears a push up bra, a) it doesn’t look full, b) looks natural anyway.

    Wearing a push up bra does not cause veiny, fake, hard breasts.

  49. Not every woman loses weight when breastfeeding. Some retain it until they stop. She should be applauded for choosing the health of her child over her waist line.

    And she’s still tinier and more attractive than the vast majority of women in this country. Get off her case while she continues to nourish and nurture her infant.

  50. Wow! she looks so much better with natural looking breasts. I’m not sure if she removed her implants, but it looks good! She’s looking more feminine…not so trans-genderish.

    now-less makeup please!

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