Christina Aguilera isn’t fooling me

Ever since her new video for “Keeps Gettin’ Better” debuted it’s become abundantly clear that Christina Aguilera isn’t dropping the baby weight anytime soon, and she’s apparently finding creative ways to mask that fact. For instance, last night Christina wore the bottom half of a Darth Vader costume then walked around with a mole creature. Clever girl, but you’ll have to get up pretty early in the morning to pull one over on me. And would it kill you to make some coffee?

NOTE: Wait a minute. Didn’t she used to have breasts?