Christina Aguilera is probably pregnant

June 8th, 2007 // 163 Comments
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In non-Paris Hilton related news, Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman stopped by a maternity center yesterday, fueling rumors that Christina is pregnant. TMZ reports they stopped by New York’s Maternal Fetal Medicine Association, known for their expertise in high-risk pregnancies and state-of-the-art ultrasounds.

Notice that Christina Aguilera is covering up her stomach in every single shot here. Also notice that she looks pissed as hell. Which doesn’t make any sense, because the father of her baby is so incredibly good looking. Oh, no, wait, that’s a mirror. Man, look at him. They’ll be lucky if this kid isn’t born with hamburger meat for a face. Or isn’t a damn Mr. Potato Head.

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  1. Tell me how you can’t feel sorry for this sad face?…

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  2. L A

    I just had a baby, and my OB warned me against the following:
    1) Stay away from caffeine
    2) Not recommended to dye your hair, might not turn out the color you’re expecting
    3) The effects of hair dye on a developing fetus are unknown because NO ONE will subject themselves to potential risks, simply because they want to know. Effects are unknown. I personally decided to err on the side of caution

    and one more thing tonycatman, are YOU a midwife, physician or medical researcher? If none of the above, then who gives a shit WHAT crap YOU preach.

  3. WOW! Look how pissed off she is….she is really trying to cover that belly up hahaha poor girl…to have a baby with such an ugly dad

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  4. Wow am I the only one that thinks she’s good looking?

  5. carsten5577

    A typical, ugly, ratty-faced jewboy. And she’s an ugly, tasteless, tacky skank. A notch below Britney.

  6. checkyourshorts

    why doesn’t this couple save themselves the questions and get bratman some plastic surgery? pec implants, manly jaw, some symmetry to the face, and engineer a lower lip that’s no longer a saliva trough. i’m sure xtina knows some decent surgeons. christ.

    when my neighbor was nine, he got his ears pinned back, and his original ears didn’t look like a strong backwind would take liftoff.

    and then there’s hygiene. whatever’s on bratman’s face is not a beard. i’m going to have to go with 8:45AM shadow. dude could probably do an ass implant with a sasquatch.

    i have nothing against the ugly, but the double standard is gross. xtina’s surgeon could slip and cut bratman’s face and he’d look less like he moonlights as a circus geek.

  7. yayforthem

    I never really was a huge fan….but I’m happy for them. She’s not a total mess, she’s not runnign around with whoar friends in clubs until 6am, she’s not getting DUI’s. ever think that maybe there is a complication with the pregnancy and that’s why she looks pissed? think people, think

  8. Ferocious_Imbecile

    Damn she is beautiful. And no I won’t say anything about what her husband looks like because a good friend of mine looks exactly like him and he’s filthy rich and super intelligent so go figure. Maybe instead of just saying rude stuff about him somebody should just go up to him and interview him and find out what kind of guy he is. At least he’s not K-Fed…or Kato Kaelin..

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  10. Comment #1 is great!

  11. baldy

    It blows my mind that these two are even in public together, I don’t want to think about them… eurgh. I can’t say it. I’m sorry.

    Still, she’s a lot better off with him than some ass clown like K-Fed. Poor Britney.

  12. sarah

    LOL to number 14…..LOL my friend…

  13. nora

    I have to laugh at the stupid “evidence” for being pregnant.
    Some other site said the same thing “holding/covering her stomach in every photo”

    They were probably took seconds apart and they are HOLDING SOMETHING, in this case a bag, in another case they were holding their cardi shut.

    She might well be pregnant, but don’t post stupid shit like that. I think it’s enough to seriously speculate when they’re seen coming out of a baby place
    That might also explain why she’s starting to get fat again, or not. …

  14. Me

    Christina in interview with Ellen DeGeneres: “We have something called naked Sundays … You have to keep marriage alive, spice it up … We don’t need to go anywhere, we’re just with each other. We do everything naked. We cook naked.”
    Source: People.com

    Take that, y’all

  15. Binky

    A couple of points:
    - What can you buy at StarBucks that produces that much grease ? Not that I’m… like, ‘product placement’ interested, – just a bit curious.
    - this ‘Bratman’ guy looks like the ex-driver for ‘Urban Moving Systems’ out of Jersey. So CA needn’t worry – this guy will never get a criminal record. She can even toss her parking tickets! You’ll never have to learn ‘Paris time’ Christina ! And your kid is destined to be a banker, celeb, or media owner !
    - But I really think Christina should return this ‘Tom Ford’s’ sunglasses – talk about cheap! Anybody who gets the ID stencils out – probably wants the shades back.

  16. Binky

    Well. Ok. I’ll admit. I’m not exactly Sherlock Holmes, or even Casey Kasem.
    But I’m willing to bet,major coin, that the guy, with the i-pod – first pic, second row – isn’t listening to a Christina Aguilera song.
    Any takers ?

  17. Monty

    Hate to say it, but for a woman to leave a maternity center looking that upset odds are she *was* pregnant but is no longer. I hope I’m wrong…I’m no fan, but still.

  18. There is no possible way that ferret impregnated Christina Aguilera.

  19. HotDogger

    I would have gladly planted my seed in her womb (or mouth, or ass) but she picked that pumba instead… Her loss, as my hands and imagination still work, but she is stuck with that wanker.

    Ha Ha! I win!!

  20. pohzimi

    w-ell. at least she’s better looking than britney spears. tt might smooth out the genes a bit.

  21. dudley

    #120 She’ll need a miracle for that. The kid will be born without a chin, big lips and ears like a half man – half rat cartoon charactor. How could she possibly breed with that.

  22. Its da Jooz

    Anna Nicole. Nicole-Brown Simpson. Now Christina…..Oy indeed. Why must there always be some schleppy shylock lurking in tow? Don’t these women know that when they lay down with the spawn of satan that they’ll eventually end up dead?

  23. That state of the art ultrasound will come in handy. She can make sure the baby doesnt look anything like him, before deciding if she wants to keep it or not.

  24. les

    If I had fifteen photographers in my face, taking pictures of every move I made, I’d look pissed, too.

    What does it matter what he looks like? She obviously loves him, they are still married, she actually has talent, and it looks like he takes care of her. I’m sure everyone who is posting here is gorgeous and has a gorgeous spouse. Attempt to be a little less superficial, people.

  25. jeff kerstetter

    Pregnant? Maybe. Skanky? Definately!

  26. CountDrunkulaXxX

    hey 124, shut it up you.

    These celebrities get paid kajillions of dollars to literally do NOTHING. Seriously… They do nothing. I wish I could get paid to travel to like every country on the globe and sing and dance for a few hours a night. So the fact that people are photographing her EVERY move (and thats obviously NOT true, because as big of a whore as she used to be Ive never seen her coochie) is just part of the fun of being a celebrity.

    Why are you telling us to be LESS superficial?? When you come to this website, and youre typing in the address, what exactly are you typing?? Because last time I checked, this website was called THE SUPERFICIAL… Which pretty much means that every single one of us here are SUPERFICIAL.

    Youre stupid. Id call you something worse, but alas, the stupid jackasses who run this site delete my comments when I do that. So just know… “stupid” actually translates to something else… Theres an F word in there… something about douche… and having sex with horses.

  27. CountDrunkulaXxX

    hey 124, shut it up you.

    These celebrities get paid kajillions of dollars to literally do NOTHING. Seriously… They do nothing. I wish I could get paid to travel to like every country on the globe and sing and dance for a few hours a night. So the fact that people are photographing her EVERY move (and thats obviously NOT true, because as big of a whore as she used to be Ive never seen her coochie) is just part of the fun of being a celebrity.

    Why are you telling us to be LESS superficial?? When you come to this website, and youre typing in the address, what exactly are you typing?? Because last time I checked, this website was called THE SUPERFICIAL… Which pretty much means that every single one of us here are SUPERFICIAL.

    Youre stupid. Id call you something worse, but alas, the stupid jackasses who run this site delete my comments when I do that. So just know… “stupid” actually translates to something else… Theres an F word in there… something about douche… and having sex with horses.

  28. Jason

    This guy must have a monster cod.

  29. daisy

    she got puffies

  30. Ally

    Why does she have the skin coloration of an oompa loompa?

  31. A56

    ok, it’s true, the kid is mine!

  32. mafme

    Lay off the foundation! Yikes.

  33. i said it before and i’ll say it again ANOTHER GOOD HOE DOWN. and not in the way i want. any pimps and hoes want to console me, holler at you boi# in myspace

  34. MY GOD she is gorgeous! I hope their babies are beautiful!

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  35. Binky: this ‘Bratman’ guy looks like the ex-driver for ‘Urban Moving Systems’ out of Jersey. So CA needn’t worry – this guy will never get a criminal record. She can even toss her parking tickets! You’ll never have to learn ‘Paris time’ Christina ! And your kid is destined to be a banker, celeb, or media owner!

    So true! The ‘Urban Moving Systems’ bit will go way over most people’s heads, though.;)

  36. Kezac

    HEYYY!
    She CAN dress un-whorishly!!!!!!

  37. supposably

    nananannananana bratman!

  38. I wish she would come play for our team! yummy!

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  39. cayana

    How come she can wear giant sunglasses and look glamorous, but when Nicole Richie does it she looks like The Fly?

  40. Choocher

    Look out Christina!! You’re being followed by the cybernetic offspring of Terminator and Templeton the Rat! It wants to kill you before your as-yet-unborn son Connor Aguilera invents a wildly popular variety of Black Flag that works on Hebrews!

  41. Lenina

    @136
    Maybe it’s just me, but going braless doesn’t really fall under “classy” for me.

  42. w00t

    Why must jews be so damn ugly? Poor kid, if she doesnt abort it.

  43. dkfjds;fkj

    how the hell does she keep from vomitting every morning waking up to that ugly creature? that face of his … the lips, the beard, the dumbass expression … ugh makes me sick.

  44. tonycatman

    Doctor : I’m afraid you have got cancer and Alzheimers.

    Patient : Well at least I don’t have cancer.

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  46. Gas With Oily Discharge

    Nice fucking glasses, skank.

  47. Bubba

    With as much makeup as that ho wears, any baby she has should come out looking like bozo the clown.

    Incidentally, if you were to ever see the ho without any makeup on you’d think that one, she has a fat ass, and two, she’s even uglier than her hubby.

  48. redink

    this chick has zero shoulders

  49. It’ll be cute. ayyiyiyi.

  50. terri

    mabbo,

    How much did Britney’s last album sale?

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