Christina Aguilera is pregnant – who knew?

September 13th, 2007 // 126 Comments
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  1. Tourette's syndrome

    Shit pussy snot fuck you goodnight.

  2. Fag

    This shit is boring.

    I need a big fat cock to suck. I need me some cum.

  3. I think Nicole looks better pregnant.

  4. @103 Nina
    Don’t all women look better preggers?
    Don’t they all have that “special” glow?

  5. TT I wouldn’t say I was glowing, but I was sweaty a lot…

    I was pregnant in CA in 116 degree weather and two weeks overdue.

  6. @105
    Ok, I believe that.
    Nothing wrong with a little sweat, I bet you were sweating when you made that baby.

  7. MrSemprini

    Hey look, its going to be the first human-animal hybrid… the Chimpeeman!

    I’m trademarking that right now!

  8. BunnyButt

    TT, no, women don’t all look better preggers. Two friends were absolutely lovely before becoming pregnant, both looked awful as their pregnancies progressed, neither bounced back after the babies were born. Of course, once they “snagged” husbands and cemented their hold by becoming pregnant, they thought they no longer had to maintain their looks, so they just let themselves go completely. On the other hand, some friends definitely looked better after becoming pregnant.

  9. BunnyButt,
    Thanks for clearing up that “urban legend” for me.
    Have you checked your myspace page today?

  10. Britney

    I wasn’t glowing when I was having the life siphoned out of me by my two mistakes.

  11. bob

    wtc fish, it’s noon. let’s go with some new posts! fuck you’re slow!

  12. jrzmommy

    SERIOUSLY–STILL????!!!!! this wasn’t that fucking interesting 12 hours ago…it surpasses mind numbing now.

  13. ShesASkank

    Oh my God… I own that dress; it’s BCBG (I think Max Azria). It’s uncomfortable though because it’s made out of an itchy flannel material. Now, because this skank wore it, I’m never wearing it again.

  14. Tatiana

    Wow, really? I had no idea.

    ¬¬

  15. Just me!

    ohhhh she’s so cute !!!!!!

  16. jane doe

    christina is NOT a shallow person, she found herself a good man and doesnt see the ugliness in him at all.

    his intelligence makes his sexy.

    most women would kill to have a good man like jordan bratman, but their
    FARRRRRRRRRRRRRR to shallow to give guys him him 5 minutes of their time.

  17. jane doe

    108. BunnyButt – September 14, 2007 11:41 AM

    TT, no, women don’t all look better preggers. Two friends were absolutely lovely before becoming pregnant, both looked awful as their pregnancies progressed, neither bounced back after the babies were born. Of course, once they “snagged” husbands and cemented their hold by becoming pregnant, they thought they no longer had to maintain their looks, so they just let themselves go completely. On the other hand, some friends definitely looked better after becoming pregnant.

    ————————————————————————————————

    you just described britney to the hilt…SHE DID A FULL ON LETTTING HERSELF GO TO THE HILT !

    christina has NOT let herself go at all..shes kept her thin frame.

  18. FACE

    I would tit bang that bitch all night

  19. kitty_akt

    @ #86- Talented? Definitely. UNBELIEVABLY talented? Hardly. There have been far more talented singers before Christina and there will be after her too.

  20. kitty_kat

    @ #86- Talented? Definitely. UNBELIEVABLY talented? Hardly. There have been far more talented singers before Christina and there will be after her too.

  21. cia brat

    @116 I wholeheartedly agree.

  22. #89

    UUuuh have you seen Christina WITHOUT sunglasses on?! Look at her Back to Basics album cover, her eyes are stunning, they are the focal point of the whole picture.

    Britneys eyes are big too, but they are so far apart it’s like a frog. And her nose is also big, it’s just wide as opposed to long. It was especially wide in every direction before the rhinoplasty.

  23. MrSemprini

    I still like Chimpeeman…. its got a real ring to it.

  24. TT

    It is okay to fuck around with women online as long as you don’t get CAUGHT!

  25. Nina annoys me

    Nina your comments are annoying. Die.

  26. oh actually#89

    yes. drag queens have cool eyes when there is an ass load of paint and false lashes on them too. and britney got a nose job in 99. her nose is incredibly small and cute and button like now. christina has a long rat nose. and small eyes. wide set eyes are a good feminie feature.

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