Christina Aguilera is pregnant


A source has confirmed that rumors Christina Aguilera is pregnant “are definitely true.” Page Six reports:

“She’s been telling friends,” said one snitch, who revealed, “she has to be three months now, because she’s announcing it.”

The picture above has nothing to do with the pictures below, I just thought you needed a friendly reminder as to what her husband looks like. Most women would rather make out with their dad than with this guy. How did he get her pregnant? I imagine it’d be difficult when every time you get naked for sex your wife goes running out of the room screaming.