A source has confirmed that rumors Christina Aguilera is pregnant “are definitely true.” Page Six reports:
“She’s been telling friends,” said one snitch, who revealed, “she has to be three months now, because she’s announcing it.”
The picture above has nothing to do with the pictures below, I just thought you needed a friendly reminder as to what her husband looks like. Most women would rather make out with their dad than with this guy. How did he get her pregnant? I imagine it’d be difficult when every time you get naked for sex your wife goes running out of the room screaming.
Farley | June 20, 2007 at 12:33 pm
first?
Pokemon_Johnson | June 20, 2007 at 12:33 pm
former mmc girl…who cute…
RUSerious?!?!?! | June 20, 2007 at 12:34 pm
I Love Christina! XOXO Congrats on the baby! XOXO
Pokemon_Johnson | June 20, 2007 at 12:34 pm
on E! last night they had a special showing Christina, Britney, Timberlake, and a few others were all Mickey Mouse Club kids…
Victor | June 20, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Son of a bitch, I fuckin wanted to get her pregnant, I wanted to shoot my massive load in her.
reggie | June 20, 2007 at 12:36 pm
6th!!!
Waffleholic | June 20, 2007 at 12:37 pm
That thar is the face of the luckiest man on earth. I’d give up my rugged good looks in a second to have Xtina as a baby momma.
jrzmommy | June 20, 2007 at 12:40 pm
zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz
WowJustWow | June 20, 2007 at 12:40 pm
She’s still cute.
And she will be a much better parent than Briney or Angelina will ever be.
Italian Stallion | June 20, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Why does this jew always look unhappy? I’m not a praying man, but I will be praying that this child doesn’t end up with “daddies nose”. Unless of course the kid wants to be the worlds biggest coke head. I figure Lohan will be dead by then……….
Fishstick | June 20, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Damn. Little monkey jew babies to come….
Fishstick | June 20, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Where is everyone?!? why is the west coast 3 hours behind?!?! dammit!!!!
Bern | June 20, 2007 at 12:49 pm
I think the bullies at my elementary school used to hold that dude down and piss on him.
Italian Stallion | June 20, 2007 at 12:51 pm
@13 you went to school with R Kelly, you’re like famous or something……..
Strawman | June 20, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Why is everyone surprised. Women dig guys, no matter how ugly who are rich and have power. Plus if he has a thick 10, of course she would latch on.
RoboHobo | June 20, 2007 at 1:00 pm
@13 Yo Bern, that guy went to Tulane — if yuo didn’t already know that, you could probably tell, due to his obvious short-New-York-Jew-ness.
I think he may have been a senior when we were Freshmen.
raff | June 20, 2007 at 1:01 pm
The first I thought of when I saw a pic of her husband was this:
http://www.britfilms.tv/images/news/inbred.jpg
Damn jug-eared freak…
Pass the dutchie please | June 20, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Oy, this schlub looks just like one of the guys in an old Bugs Bunny cartoon. You know, the one where Bugs is stranded on a small boat with the two goons with the 5 o’clock shadows. Everytime they look at eachother or Bugs, they morph into a hamburger or hotdog some other foodstuff because they’re hungry. Yep, he’s one of those dudes but instead of becoming hamburgers, when he and Christina look at eachother, they morph into dollar signs.
kix | June 20, 2007 at 1:02 pm
I don’t care how ugly he is… she is still way uglier– damn Oompa Loompa.
jrzmommy | June 20, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Prediction: The kid will be born with enormous red lips, a hook nose, orange skin and an anemic goatee.
hollyj | June 20, 2007 at 1:08 pm
@10 – He has a big nose, but it’s not like Christina has a cute little Denise-Richards-button-nose. She’s got her own giant schnozz goin’ on. Look at that sucker.
That baby’s nose is doomed. I just hope it doesn’t cause the baby to get lodged in the birth canal.
jus'stupid | June 20, 2007 at 1:12 pm
She’s prego? Damn, what a bad girl. I think she needs me to spank her.
Italian Stallion | June 20, 2007 at 1:18 pm
@21 lodged in the birth canal?? Damn I didn’t even think of that. That’s fucking hilarious. Here’s to wishful thinking……
GWENDOLYN HONEYDEW | June 20, 2007 at 1:22 pm
I think that Christina need to drop this whole 40′s look shit! I think that she wear to much makeup, and When she wear panty hose, it llok’s like her cat is suffocating! EWWWWW! I’m not sure how this baby will come out, I hope that since the father is ugly as hell, and Christina is half decent, that maybe it will come out in between! Who fucking knows!
Gerald Tarrant | June 20, 2007 at 1:23 pm
@16
Down here we call it Jewlane, not Tulane. This guy proves the reason. Of course he didn’t go to Goyola.
GWENDOLYN HONEYDEW | June 20, 2007 at 1:23 pm
typo(it look’s like)
sharpeidude | June 20, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Jumpin’ Jesus! He looks like the poor mans version of Ringo Starr.
WowJustWow | June 20, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Didn’t realized that Superficial was a Nazi hangout.
jew | June 20, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Look at the picture, he does look like a Mickey Mouse in its 30th. He found his Mimi after all. They totally fit each other.
Jimbo | June 20, 2007 at 1:25 pm
@5 Victor who wouldn’t you fuck?
Teddy | June 20, 2007 at 1:26 pm
I think he looks a little like David Duchovney
Damon | June 20, 2007 at 1:26 pm
Good I hope their baby has a nice big nose. Big noses are so damn sexy, I’m glad she didn’t chip away at hers like other hollywood stars.
Victor | June 20, 2007 at 1:26 pm
#30 Jimbo, I wouldn’t fuck your skanky sister.
Ewan | June 20, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Hes ugly, get over it. Looks arent everything you know! All ill say though, he must be a REALLY nice guy, and REALLY good in bed, lol.
Teddy | June 20, 2007 at 1:28 pm
Does Chrsitna always walk around with her back arched like that? It looks like someone is pullind her shoulders back and punching her in the kidneys at the same time. Also look at her face, it almost looks like a freeze frame from a bad porn.
Italian Stallion | June 20, 2007 at 1:31 pm
@28 “Didn’t realized” I didn’t realize that the Superficial had retards posting………
WowJustWow | June 20, 2007 at 1:33 pm
It was a typo, you knuckle-dragging Nazi moron.
Shove it.
yolatengo | June 20, 2007 at 1:36 pm
will the baby glow in the dark?
jrzmommy | June 20, 2007 at 1:37 pm
37: more like a stupid-o. Get it…..you’re stupid….stupid-o. HAHA!!
WowJustWow | June 20, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Losers.
lambman | June 20, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Wait she got married first and then became pregnant? Is that allowed?
Italian Stallion | June 20, 2007 at 1:45 pm
@40 Jew……..
WowJustWow | June 20, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Nothing wrong with being Jewish.
so grow up. Thanks!
Italian Stallion | June 20, 2007 at 1:51 pm
@43 I know, I’m just kidding. You guys have great hearing. I dropped a penny once in a loud crowded restuarant. Next thing you know two big nose jews were fighting over it. I didn’t even realize I dropped it. Oh, and yes there was two of them. It was after all half price burger night. I was just there for the Red Stripe……….
Bern | June 20, 2007 at 2:05 pm
#25 – Yeah, Jewlane was always really clever … wonder if the 40 foot menorah they threw up around the holidays had a part in that (and never any Christmas tree).
Hadn’t heard Goyola — we always just referred to it as, “That Religious Community College That Rents Land From Our School.”
Jimbo | June 20, 2007 at 2:10 pm
@33 how did you know my sister is skanky?
Pass the dutchie please | June 20, 2007 at 2:14 pm
#28,
It doesn’t take a Nazi to criticize Jews, it only takes a Nazi to do something about it! All kidding aside, us Goyem are facinated at the ability of Jews to non-forcibly separate the average Goy from his money and put it in his own pocket.
Couple this fascination with the fact that the smallest population of any racial phenotype controls and owns the most resources…..The cause of this phenonenom must be Biblical in proportion!
Besides, it’s not like Jews are the most kind and generous race of people on the earth. Compare that to the humanitarian efforts of the current Christian nations of this earth, as well as Catholic Charities, and other Protestant evangelicals. Yes, they’re preaching the Gospel as well as helping those in need but at least they follow the Old Testament by assisting others ‘not like them’ (see the passage on the Good Samaritan).
As referenced in the manifesto above, Jews invite their own criticism!
Sauron | June 20, 2007 at 2:16 pm
I need a human body for reincarnation.But the body must have killing looks,which is not easy to find.I highly doubt if this yet to be born body is something for me.The mother is looking allright but the father looks like a Hobbit.Lowlands,this is my last offer.In exchange of your body i give you my visa goldcard and eternal life!
Victor | June 20, 2007 at 2:33 pm
#46 Jimbo, well if she is anything like your whore mother, then she must be really skanky.
Lowlands | June 20, 2007 at 2:43 pm
(48)My dear dark lord Sauron,this offer is a bit better than your former offer.Grocery foodcoupons and a pair of nike sportshoes.I’m charmed with your offer but i still hesitate.