Christina Aguilera is pregnant
“She’s been telling friends,” said one snitch, who revealed, “she has to be three months now, because she’s announcing it.”
The picture above has nothing to do with the pictures below, I just thought you needed a friendly reminder as to what her husband looks like. Most women would rather make out with their dad than with this guy. How did he get her pregnant? I imagine it’d be difficult when every time you get naked for sex your wife goes running out of the room screaming.