Christina Aguilera is expecting twins, according to a reliable source for the NY Daily News. That’s interesting. I was shocked to learn that her husband Sasquatch could mate with humans, and now I find out he not only reproduces, he multiplies. Fascinating stuff. Will Christina try to raise the kids in captivity or in the wild? Somebody needs to do an Animal Planet special on these two and record it for me. I’m too busy fighting terrorism with a knife between my teeth.
NOTE: Some might say that posting pictures of celebrity breasts isn’t really fighting terrorism. Newsflash: Terrorists hate boobs. If someone you know hates female mammary glands, report them immediately to the nearest Office of Homeland Security. I’m just going to sit here now and wait for my Congressional Medal of Honor. Man, I’ve earned it.
yukadoozer | October 25, 2007 at 6:16 pm
got a ways to go before the fat lady sings…
FRIST!!! | October 25, 2007 at 6:18 pm
I’m thinking stretch marks…
Feckless | October 25, 2007 at 6:20 pm
I’m thinking belly dancer outfits with stretch marks.
Ooba Gooba | October 25, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Twins, no wonder she looks so pissed all the time lately. I’d rather be dead than have kids.
veggi | October 25, 2007 at 6:22 pm
It’s almost Halloween and look – at story about Pumpkin Face!
whoneedsenemies | October 25, 2007 at 6:24 pm
Whoopdeefuckindoo
Vicky | October 25, 2007 at 6:25 pm
Here’s the first 10 years of their lives:
Twin1: “Mommy please don’t…”
Twin2: “…dress like a whore…”
Twin1: “…again…”
Twin2: “…PLEASE?”
Points of light | October 25, 2007 at 6:25 pm
Those a some mighty pointy looking tits! Nice!
SaraDevil | October 25, 2007 at 6:27 pm
Actually, Fish is really dead on this time. Terrorists really do hate boobs. So much that they force women to wear burkas, imprison, rape or maim women for having boobs, and look down their noses haughtily at anyone who might like boobs before firing.
Be a patriot, look at boobs, read the Fish.
You really are a true American, Fish-man.
dr phil | October 25, 2007 at 6:27 pm
I wonder if it was fertility treatments? Or more likely the effect of daily use of makeup in the quantities usually reserved for testing in lab rats.
dumbbrunette080 | October 25, 2007 at 6:30 pm
ew. her eyebrows are completely drawn on and her face looks like she has on funeral makeup… like she’s the one who died and had her fae painted on. except by a retarded person
letsgetthisthreadgoingallnite | October 25, 2007 at 6:30 pm
Twins usually get delivered prematurely, and often there are medical complications, so they might end up with brain trauma. But they’re half hispanic, so I’m not sure you’ll notice it.
Danklin24 | October 25, 2007 at 6:34 pm
What the hell happened to this girl? She used to be incredibly hot. Her eyebrows are worse than Michael Stipes at the VMAs.
beesknees | October 25, 2007 at 6:39 pm
She’s always looked like a clown with all that makeup. I wonder if she’ll put makeup on her kids. Even so, I bet she’ll be a much better mother than another former mousketeer who shall remain nameless..
#4 you’ll be singing a different tune when you’re old and alone.
Jimbo | October 25, 2007 at 6:43 pm
@9 Thank you Sara, I am going to take your advise and look at boobs.
PunkA | October 25, 2007 at 6:44 pm
Guess they managed to squeeze 2 Geenie’s in that there bottle, eh??
Clozda Bordur | October 25, 2007 at 6:45 pm
Wow, spic twins. Twice the crime.
15piecesofflare | October 25, 2007 at 7:07 pm
So now she’s gonna have two kids that will grow up to become fucked up adults? I would not want this dumb tranny-diva as my mom. Yikes. Those kids are doomed.
Meh | October 25, 2007 at 7:13 pm
Meh.
T-Bone | October 25, 2007 at 7:13 pm
Nineteenth!
Seriously, who cares? Then again, who would’ve guessed just a couple of years ago that Britney would be the washed up skank, and Christina would be the wholesome family woman?
Taylor | October 25, 2007 at 7:18 pm
Back in the olden days Lana Turner had ‘wool’ eyebrows. Seems somethings, never go out of style.. and as for the hair on her pointed wee head ??
squab | October 25, 2007 at 7:19 pm
I wonder if she’ll get all friggin swelled up and bloated like britney?
Gross.
Ps. I still hate Britney’s ears.
kay | October 25, 2007 at 7:20 pm
She’s a beautiful girl although I agree that she needs to lighten up on the makeup I wish her all the best and hope she doesn’t become like BS.
Riotboy | October 25, 2007 at 7:22 pm
Christina is HOT AS FUCK PREGO!
/likes ‘em with a bun in over
//prego sex rocks!!!
///3 slashes on thursday
Sasha | October 25, 2007 at 7:25 pm
What girl doesn’t wear butt loads of eye shadow? no… wait I see plenty of girls when I go out apply make up like that and even girls who love doing make up… so what does it matter??
Frick | October 25, 2007 at 7:31 pm
I’m not buying the twins thing. They always say that with celebrities to make it seem more exciting…”She’s gonna have twinsies!” Yeh right. Anyways, she doesn’t look big enough for twins considering how many months along she is. It will be interesting to see what the kid looks like though. I don’t know why, but my guess is it will be sporting a big old unibrow.
T | October 25, 2007 at 7:52 pm
she’s ugly
bob | October 25, 2007 at 8:20 pm
I so want this woman
Jewel | October 25, 2007 at 8:22 pm
I was wondering why the hell everyone was freaking out about her eyebrows. But then I looked. Wow. They are horrible. I’m pretty sure she drew them with her lipliner. Same color and everything … LOL
* MISS UNIVERSE | October 25, 2007 at 8:24 pm
SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS!
em | October 25, 2007 at 8:35 pm
#4..with ya on that one..ok well maybe not dead..but i do hate children
Jen | October 25, 2007 at 9:30 pm
You know that split screen thing you do? ‘Separated at birth’? Hot body aside, Christina looks mighty like her husband. If he got a blond wig and implants they could be twins. Check it out.
Ript1&0 | October 25, 2007 at 9:44 pm
Having twins seems like a great idea, really. Two birds with one stone and such… Get it done at once, I say.
www.rnbchicks.com | October 25, 2007 at 10:12 pm
thats why her boobs are sooo big.. she’s feeding two..
scooby | October 25, 2007 at 10:22 pm
is it just me or does she look uncannily like BOY GEORGE??? *shudder* pictures 1, 4, and 5
Condom Man | October 25, 2007 at 10:25 pm
CONDOM MAN DOES NOT AGREE WITH THIS ASSESSMENT OF THE SITUATION
suz | October 25, 2007 at 10:35 pm
i love christina! yay to twins. that’s soo awesome congrats to her
she’s been looking pretty lately too
InstantAsshat-AddFame | October 25, 2007 at 10:36 pm
Maybe it’s just me, but why is it that famous pregnant women can’t seem to find clothes that FIT? They always wear clothes for non-pregnant women, stretched out over the bump, and it makes them look like the fucking Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. The orange skin does not help but increase this effect.
And I have to give J-Lo credit for wearing decent maternity clothes, which kills me because I really don’t like her.
Roflcer of the Lawl | October 25, 2007 at 10:49 pm
Oh boy here we go another Britney train wreck is approaching in the form of Christina.
Salmonswife | October 25, 2007 at 11:11 pm
..thighs i mean sighs
i’d be kinda pissed with the weight gain
Jerri | October 25, 2007 at 11:15 pm
Her and Brittny are about the same size now
KENDRA | October 25, 2007 at 11:18 pm
These sluts dress like they are twelve
pregnant and slutty not pretty
display | October 25, 2007 at 11:20 pm
I hate the way these Prego whores dress
GROW THE FUCK UP
Dove | October 25, 2007 at 11:23 pm
I love bob!
Kareem Ofwheat | October 25, 2007 at 11:47 pm
She already has twins.
Wanda | October 26, 2007 at 12:01 am
at least she has an excuse her youth for dressing dumb..better
than Ol’Halle who dressed like a BigBluePornstar
Soy | October 26, 2007 at 12:02 am
45
i love cream of wheat
Halle | October 26, 2007 at 12:06 am
my man is prettier than christinas
FRIST!!! | October 26, 2007 at 12:16 am
#48, good god, who’s isn’t?
Jimbo | October 26, 2007 at 12:23 am
My scrotum is prettier than christina’s man.