Christina Aguilera is expecting twins, according to a reliable source for the NY Daily News. That’s interesting. I was shocked to learn that her husband Sasquatch could mate with humans, and now I find out he not only reproduces, he multiplies. Fascinating stuff. Will Christina try to raise the kids in captivity or in the wild? Somebody needs to do an Animal Planet special on these two and record it for me. I’m too busy fighting terrorism with a knife between my teeth.
NOTE: Some might say that posting pictures of celebrity breasts isn’t really fighting terrorism. Newsflash: Terrorists hate boobs. If someone you know hates female mammary glands, report them immediately to the nearest Office of Homeland Security. I’m just going to sit here now and wait for my Congressional Medal of Honor. Man, I’ve earned it.
got a ways to go before the fat lady sings…
I’m thinking stretch marks…
I’m thinking belly dancer outfits with stretch marks.
Twins, no wonder she looks so pissed all the time lately. I’d rather be dead than have kids.
It’s almost Halloween and look – at story about Pumpkin Face!
Whoopdeefuckindoo
Here’s the first 10 years of their lives:
Twin1: “Mommy please don’t…”
Twin2: “…dress like a whore…”
Twin1: “…again…”
Twin2: “…PLEASE?”
Those a some mighty pointy looking tits! Nice!
Actually, Fish is really dead on this time. Terrorists really do hate boobs. So much that they force women to wear burkas, imprison, rape or maim women for having boobs, and look down their noses haughtily at anyone who might like boobs before firing.
Be a patriot, look at boobs, read the Fish.
You really are a true American, Fish-man.
I wonder if it was fertility treatments? Or more likely the effect of daily use of makeup in the quantities usually reserved for testing in lab rats.
ew. her eyebrows are completely drawn on and her face looks like she has on funeral makeup… like she’s the one who died and had her fae painted on. except by a retarded person
Twins usually get delivered prematurely, and often there are medical complications, so they might end up with brain trauma. But they’re half hispanic, so I’m not sure you’ll notice it.
What the hell happened to this girl? She used to be incredibly hot. Her eyebrows are worse than Michael Stipes at the VMAs.
She’s always looked like a clown with all that makeup. I wonder if she’ll put makeup on her kids. Even so, I bet she’ll be a much better mother than another former mousketeer who shall remain nameless..
#4 you’ll be singing a different tune when you’re old and alone.
@9 Thank you Sara, I am going to take your advise and look at boobs.
Guess they managed to squeeze 2 Geenie’s in that there bottle, eh??
Wow, spic twins. Twice the crime.
So now she’s gonna have two kids that will grow up to become fucked up adults? I would not want this dumb tranny-diva as my mom. Yikes. Those kids are doomed.
Meh.
Nineteenth!
Seriously, who cares? Then again, who would’ve guessed just a couple of years ago that Britney would be the washed up skank, and Christina would be the wholesome family woman?
Back in the olden days Lana Turner had ‘wool’ eyebrows. Seems somethings, never go out of style.. and as for the hair on her pointed wee head ??
I wonder if she’ll get all friggin swelled up and bloated like britney?
Gross.
Ps. I still hate Britney’s ears.
She’s a beautiful girl although I agree that she needs to lighten up on the makeup I wish her all the best and hope she doesn’t become like BS.
Christina is HOT AS FUCK PREGO!
/likes ‘em with a bun in over
//prego sex rocks!!!
///3 slashes on thursday
What girl doesn’t wear butt loads of eye shadow? no… wait I see plenty of girls when I go out apply make up like that and even girls who love doing make up… so what does it matter??
I’m not buying the twins thing. They always say that with celebrities to make it seem more exciting…”She’s gonna have twinsies!” Yeh right. Anyways, she doesn’t look big enough for twins considering how many months along she is. It will be interesting to see what the kid looks like though. I don’t know why, but my guess is it will be sporting a big old unibrow.
she’s ugly
I so want this woman
I was wondering why the hell everyone was freaking out about her eyebrows. But then I looked. Wow. They are horrible. I’m pretty sure she drew them with her lipliner. Same color and everything … LOL
SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS!
#4..with ya on that one..ok well maybe not dead..but i do hate children
You know that split screen thing you do? ‘Separated at birth’? Hot body aside, Christina looks mighty like her husband. If he got a blond wig and implants they could be twins. Check it out.
Having twins seems like a great idea, really. Two birds with one stone and such… Get it done at once, I say.
thats why her boobs are sooo big.. she’s feeding two..
is it just me or does she look uncannily like BOY GEORGE??? *shudder* pictures 1, 4, and 5
CONDOM MAN DOES NOT AGREE WITH THIS ASSESSMENT OF THE SITUATION
i love christina! yay to twins. that’s soo awesome congrats to her
she’s been looking pretty lately too
Maybe it’s just me, but why is it that famous pregnant women can’t seem to find clothes that FIT? They always wear clothes for non-pregnant women, stretched out over the bump, and it makes them look like the fucking Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. The orange skin does not help but increase this effect.
And I have to give J-Lo credit for wearing decent maternity clothes, which kills me because I really don’t like her.
Oh boy here we go another Britney train wreck is approaching in the form of Christina.
..thighs i mean sighs
i’d be kinda pissed with the weight gain
Her and Brittny are about the same size now
These sluts dress like they are twelve
pregnant and slutty not pretty
I hate the way these Prego whores dress
GROW THE FUCK UP
I love bob!
She already has twins.
at least she has an excuse her youth for dressing dumb..better
than Ol’Halle who dressed like a BigBluePornstar
45
i love cream of wheat
my man is prettier than christinas
#48, good god, who’s isn’t?
My scrotum is prettier than christina’s man.