Are these girls competing for scuzziest boyfriend?
I’m not saying first.
I think its her clone that orange because of the replicative error
second. damn the flies. and fakebaking.
Doompa dee doo!
Aside from the over-sprayed tan, all I can say is…she married that guy? Really? He must have a lot of money. Or maybe she was attracted to his jug ears and fat-lipped catfish pout. Or maybe it was the anemic, Nosferatic complexion. Or the creepy little beady eyes. Or… (I could go on for days.)
Guys, it goes to show: if this creature can land Christina Aquilera, there’s hope for us all.
Is it just me, or does he always look like he is either worried fucking sick or in the middle of a bowel movement? Granted, Aggie always looks stoned, I can accept that, but her man looks fucking concerned and shit.
and its appropriate to wear your grandma’s clothes to the Ivy? It must be nice to be famous.
with 3 middle fingers in her pocket, it looks as if she has the itch to fingerbang herself.
Maybe a sudden gust of wind came from the left and some skin-pigment came off this Kurdish guy and landed on Christina?
I guess if you wear your Sid Vicious T-shirt you can bang just about anyone. Gotta get me one.
Give the girl a break. That’s what happens when your diet only consists of carrots.
@7- He does look suspiciously like he’s got a flash-dump approaching. I heard The Prune-tini is a Ivy favorite….
What a choad.
Spray on tans should be illegal.
You can see on the first pic,he feels like he’s suddenly naked after that sudden gust of wind was passed.
Her Jew boyfriend is looking more and more like AL-Qaeda everytime I see him……….
Anyways,in the third pic it seems like he’s getting his confidence back.Though he still holding Christina her hand in a scrupulous way.
her husband is a DORK. WTF? She could have any man she wants, and she chose…..THAT guy?
If she’s an Oompa Looompa, maybe he does have a “chocolate factory” going on.
At least Xtina seems more together than Shitney. We don’t see Xtina’s coochie every five minutes. Which is a blessed relief.
I’d hit it.
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