Christina Aguilera is a wonder of nature

First!!!

ANd that was my first comment on this site. Now for the story, eeh hmmm, let’s read it first, shall we?

Omg, she is tiny!! Or is that car just huge?

i love christina. shame on her for having such an ugly husband. and yes, she is that tiny.

She’s a bow legged slut! hahahahahahha! What a great pic. And in the second to last pic HE looks like he’s either caught a whiff of Xtina or Paris perfume launch.

#3 – I just noticed that. She’s that short with hooker heels on?! I bet she’d scare an elephant.

From the looks of those legs, Jordan’s been hitting it. A lot.

Of course her breasts are perky. They’re fake.

Hi um, zuigdrmrop? Welcome to the site. Yea, so we don’t do “first” here.

She’s probably just been doing a lot of horseback riding lately. Either that or she’s been fucking a bunch of sumo wrestlers.

She’s looking a little knock-kneed but meh.
NEXT.

used to be so hot, and now?

Actually not knock-kneed, i meant the opposite. Bow legged.
NEXT.

WOW she looks great even with the bow leg

yep, when I ride ‘em hard….they walk that way for a while.

OK, who washed Christina in hot water?

#8 – I generally also pick on the new people, but for more legitimate reasons. We DO do first here. There is one at the beginning of almost every thread. Be nice, it’s Friday.

#4 yeah he’s ugly, BUT he doesn’t live off of her.

Scientifically, I think her legs should be breaking. I almost don’t believe it’s a real picture, but who would take the time to photoshop her into some strange L.A. cowboy walk syndrome?
Arguably, I did just take the time to post this, so probably someone out there might.

I was hoping that thing with her leg might be an optical illusion, but I don’t think that’s the case. I think the only logical conclusion is she is a Gumby.

Check out the putz she’s with. I guess she wanted a boyfriend who hasn’t hooked up with either Paris or Lindsay yet, and ended up having to really scrape the barrel. Beats getting the herp.

I’m having a hard time also believing that her legs could look like that. There is no angle of perspective that you could be lookig at that and have that be normal.

Oh, and nice to see her wearing her WHITE hooker platforms with jeans. So stylish, Xtina. I bet she makes up half of Kiwi’s Shoe White earnings with those suckers.

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That’s her husband. Yeah.

I walk that way when my underwear starts riding up into the unknown. . . Maybe Xtina forgot to take out her anal beads before heading to the airport?

That last photo looks like it was taken from an undercover agent following up on a child prostitution lead.

only one other species with inverted knees come to mind and they’re usually associated with the word “pink …”, hence she belongs with that same species.

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————It’s weird. In the other pics her legs don’t look all curved like in the first pic. So I guess she has some kind of powerful ability to cuve and uncurve her legs.
———Whatever. I love this new retro look of hers! She’s got the Jean Harlow/ Marilyn Monroe thing going on! I love her hair and her shoes! Go Christina!

The last picture is obviously not Christina. It looks like a child. The jacket is clearly different and the pants are rolled up and the shoes look about 6 sizes too big.

Jesus Saves. I will pray for all in His name.

there is no way she weighs less than 32 lbs. her breasts alone have got to weigh more than that.

besides, she looks great. waaaay better than 2 yrs ago. yuck.

She is walking, but taking baby steps and with her legs spread. This walk happens on days when you forget to wear a belt or, in Christina’s case, finally get your weight down to absolute zero, allowing you to travel through time and slit Marilyn Monroe’s throat.

She’s obviously bowlegged….

Is she climbing into a giant cartoon car?

Let’s take that second picture and dramatize it ,shall we?

*in a stereotypical new york jewish voice*

Is it cold or what? Oh, oh, my sinuses are acting up again, Christina, Christina what’s that smell? How much did you tip that guy, THAT MUCH?!?!?, what are we made of money?, you gotta lowball these things!!!

Edna you have been reported.
http://genosworld.blogspot.com/

You know your packing a Circus Penis when your wife walks like her knees are broken and she’s about to drop a 10 lb. placenta.

*you’re,
before the grammar police arrest me and throw me in grammar jail with some cracked-out grammar abusers.

Her husband looks like Mr. Peepers from SNL.

She had her legs surgically bowed to accomodate the large, NBA-sized Black lovers she intends to cheat with on her tiny, Jew husband.

Girl needs a new pair of shoes! in the 3rd pic, her toe is hanging over the edge about an inch. I guess when you pay $1000 for shoes, it’s hard to let go….let go xtina. I think you can afford a new pair.

What’s with the last picture? Different jeans, wearing a skirt(?) under a different sweater. Fatter ass? Were these pix from the same camera?

Edna’s back! Fuck yeah!

I missed you Edna, and the sweet smelling douche you wear. You wore it just for me, didn’t you? Next time wear those clown stripper shoes, too. You know, like the ones Christina has on.

Are those legs…or parentheses? She frightens me <=0
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#35 – I am the Grammar Police. Im going to arrest you and trust me youll be soory.

Could the person in the last pic be her stunt double? Her dwarf-world stunt double?

At least with those enormous ears, she can guide him with total accuracy whilst he partakes of the fish taco.

@45 hehehehe …fish taco.

gold!

43 – Well I be the spelling police if’n you don’t not quit that no good spelling I’m fixing to be putting you in that there spelling prison we be having over in that there we do be I you no bad spelling yes ma’am bitch.

#34 your = correct
#35 you’re = lol babe :)

stop trying to fuck with me :))

lol

i’ll get to xtina in a mo :)

herbiefrog, usually I just ignore you – but, look:
You know your packing <—wrong
You know you’re (you are [contraction = you're]) packing <—- correct

Please herbiefrog, nobody likes you, we all just find you weird. Your bohemian antics may seem cool to some people at your Junior High poetry club but you might as well be typing in Croatian. And it’s repetative as fuck. Just had to get that off my chest.
Go
suck a fat
Puerto Rican
Cock
you cocksucker
lol bitch :)))

It’s “repeTITive, osh. I thought you of all people would know all the words in the English language with the word “tit” in it. Geez, way to slack.