An obviously bitter and terrible-at-hiding-it Christina Aguilera is altogether far too “excited” about Britney’s birth:
“My assistant came in the room when it happened and she’s like, ‘Britney had a boy!’ and I was like, ‘Oh my gosh!’ I don’t know where I was for a while when she was pregnant but it really kicked in at that point. It’s like, ‘Wow, she had a baby! That’s crazy!’ I’m overjoyed and thrilled for her. It’s such an exciting time in her life and I just wish her the best.”
Um, okay there, Fakey McTool. Nobody’s that happy about Britney’s birth, not even Britney. After all, she brought a perfume into this world the day after birthing her son, and every good parent knows that you only have enough room in your heart to pick one of your children and love that one for the rest of your life. And let’s face it, she’s going to pick the one without Federline genes in it. Unless there’s some secret ingredient in Britney’s Fantasy that I should know about… and… kill myself over.
Huh. Who knew that Christina Aguilera would end up being the second grossest part of this article? Not I. Not I.