While others basically assaulted small children in the face with their breasts, here’s a more modest Christina Aguilera taking her son Max to Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch yesterday. Although she also brought Jordan Bratman which I’m sure left many a child awake at night for fear of the Mole Man hiding under their bed. Or worse, marrying them. AAAAHHHH! Sorry, that scared me, too.
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Rockin' | October 12, 2009 at 11:20 am
Smokin’ hot!
Rockin' | October 12, 2009 at 11:20 am
Smokin’ hot!
Randal | October 12, 2009 at 11:20 am
Christina, it’s great to see you still sending in pictures to The FISH for your fans. I’ve been one of the biggest since you burst onto the music scene and continue to follow your lucrative career.
Hope both you and the family are doing well and thanks for stopping by.
Randal
weed | October 12, 2009 at 11:32 am
i want to suck her mammaries
zuzuspetals | October 12, 2009 at 11:33 am
She appears to have natural skin color and not her usual bizarre shade of oompa loompa orange- is that right, or is it just the lighting? I for one love to see her looking natural and *not* trying so fucking hard to look sexy. She much more attractive in those photos than in any others I’ve seen.
Learn How To Sell Porn | October 12, 2009 at 11:38 am
mmm… they look so snuggly soft!
Giggles | October 12, 2009 at 11:40 am
Why is it these celebutards don’t believe in giving their children a haircut?
JADE | October 12, 2009 at 11:42 am
See thats what a mother wears to get a pumkin with the little ones. Not like skanky Shawna Sands, who wears that to a pumpkin patch? Wait didn’t she “pump-kin”? Yea her step-son, enough said.
Zeuss | October 12, 2009 at 12:00 pm
You do know she had a double-mastectomy last year, right?
Venom | October 12, 2009 at 12:00 pm
I agree with #5. She looks so beautiful w/o the tranny make up on. If only she’d keep the more natural look…
JADE | October 12, 2009 at 12:08 pm
@9 no your thinking of Christina Applegate.
vlynn | October 12, 2009 at 12:09 pm
christinaapplegate had the mastectomy
Me | October 12, 2009 at 12:16 pm
She looks so hot without all the clown whore make-up on, someone please tell her for christ sake!
Mike Miller | October 12, 2009 at 12:18 pm
We really need to see more of her pumpkins – she’s been keeping them under wraps for quite a while now and its starting to piss me off.
CakeSnifferer | October 12, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Thank you for not putting any photographs of The Chinless Wonder (no, Jord-o, the chessy beard does not disguise your freakishly weak chin) up here. Crop if you must, but I can’t bear to look at that.
Andie | October 12, 2009 at 1:39 pm
She looks like a mom. And she brought her husband. I think this is great. FINALLY, we can see somebody that seems at least a little bit normal. You take your kid to the pumpkin patch, you dress in jeans and a t-shirt. Not to mention this kid has a mommy and a daddy. And they DO THINGS together.
I don’t care what anybody says about her husband: they seem happy to me. This little blurb made me happy. You know she did an interview about her house (which is WAY out there decorating-wise) and she actually let her husband SPEAK? Amazing. A woman that actually shows her husband some respect. How very refreshing.
Taz | October 12, 2009 at 1:52 pm
I’d love fuck her like a mad man
wow | October 12, 2009 at 2:03 pm
she lost a lot of weight. she looks amazing.
http://www.thefamousphere.com | October 12, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Fuck this happy wife with a husband and kid shit. I want the slutty girl I loved back.
Renee | October 12, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Wow..what a change.. and for the better. I can’t believe she left the horrendous makeup and cheap looking attire at home that she usually wears. She’s not an ugly girl, so I never got why she wore so much of that horrible makeup. She looks very natural and cute here and someone should step in and tell her to keep this look. She looks like the girl next door type now. Her son looks just like her husband.
Iujuu | October 12, 2009 at 2:59 pm
she looks beautiful without makeup
i love her
Richport's Ghost | October 12, 2009 at 6:12 pm
I’m not going to lie to you, I just rubbed one out.
Stupid hair | October 12, 2009 at 7:28 pm
@7:
At least she didn’t give her son the stupid trendy faux-hawk (or even mohawk) I see all the young moms giving their hapless children these days.
MajorIndulgence | October 12, 2009 at 9:15 pm
I’ve always been a fan since the Genie In A Bottle days. It’s like she’s reverting back.
Ein | October 12, 2009 at 9:32 pm
o wow she looks awesome! Let’s hope she doesn’t get close to make-up.
free | October 12, 2009 at 9:48 pm
My friend told a me a hot dating place ___d i a m o n d s i n g l e . c o m___where you have the opportunity to make friends and chat with a millionaire or hot girl ,supermodels and so on..First i can’t believe,then i sign up there.I found celebrities’ profile with sexy photos and newest blogs there. you can know more about them. By the way I really got many friends including celebrities.it’s so exciting.
Turd the third | October 12, 2009 at 11:28 pm
She is pretty much the exact total opposite in all ways of both Lohan and Spears…I think that says alot right there.
ricaty | October 13, 2009 at 1:21 am
I found private video where she cooking naked with her husband
http://scandalvids.net/video.php?vid=Christina_Aguilera_Cooking_Naked
jeux d enfant | October 13, 2009 at 3:20 am
Her son isn’t cute. He would have been cute if she had a kid with another man, because her husband is so ugly. It made her kid look like he has down’s syndrome.
Digs Daily | October 13, 2009 at 4:59 am
Christina makes being a mom sexy. That’s one gorgeous girl! I’m glad she got rid of the whips and chains and is now plaid and denim. The new sexy!
usb speicher | October 13, 2009 at 5:47 am
But Christina is looking sot in orange gogs..
Darth | October 13, 2009 at 8:35 am
I didn’t almost recognize her,she looks a bit different.Even her legs seem to be straightened out
Galtacticus | October 13, 2009 at 8:43 am
@32
She’s lost everything and she’s living now as a single mom in a hay barn.
lilu | October 13, 2009 at 10:09 am
Yay, Christina. Talented as fuck, successful, beautiful and a happy wife and mother. You go, girl. I wish I had your life.
Justina | October 13, 2009 at 4:33 pm
She works hard and plays hard… I’m in love with the story of a beautiful, talented woman by the name of Christina Maria Aguilera # 1.
Eva | October 14, 2009 at 1:07 pm
#29 hit the nail on the head. Ugh, he inherited his father’s downs jaw.
Rogue Cuckold | April 30, 2010 at 2:03 am
I would love to watch Christina being banged by her black lovers! Then perform any tongue duties required!