Christina Aguilera has pumpkins, too

While others basically assaulted small children in the face with their breasts, here’s a more modest Christina Aguilera taking her son Max to Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch yesterday. Although she also brought Jordan Bratman which I’m sure left many a child awake at night for fear of the Mole Man hiding under their bed. Or worse, marrying them. AAAAHHHH! Sorry, that scared me, too.