Christina Aguilera has an itchy vagina

The Superficial / January 12, 2010

Poor Christina Aguilera. She can’t even scratch an itch without the paparazzi snapping a photo causing everyone to speculate she’s secretly having unprotected sex with longshoremen because her husband spends his nights eating the dreams of children under a bridge.

She’ll tell us when it’s right for her, okay?

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