Christina Aguilera has an itchy vagina

January 12th, 2010 // 53 Comments

Poor Christina Aguilera. She can’t even scratch an itch without the paparazzi snapping a photo causing everyone to speculate she’s secretly having unprotected sex with longshoremen because her husband spends his nights eating the dreams of children under a bridge.

She’ll tell us when it’s right for her, okay?

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Particle)Man

    RFIST BITCHES!

    And Don’t Forget!

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    EVERY DAY!

    GTL!

  2. Josh

    Uhhh, that isn’t Christina Aguilera…

  3. Jenny

    I’d itch her tight lipped snatch any day. With my tongue.

  4. Taz

    I’d scratch that itch with my penis all day and night!

  5. omg

    yeah that doesn’t look like her at all….

  6. That IS Christina….and maybe she just had a frontal wedgie.
    Lol.

    I love Christina…cannot wait for her album and her movie this year!!!!

  7. Idiots

    @2 & 5. She’s on a movie set fuckheads. It’s called a wig and make up.

    Internet: Chock full o’ dumb.

  8. Richard McBeef

    @2 and 5 – who else has bow legs like that?

  9. Sheena

    Yeah, poor Christina. Can’t even find a goddamn wall to hide behind to scratch that down under itch. WTF! Ew.

  10. Uhhh, Josh you’re a dumbass.

  11. Josh

    Firing insults at me on a internet gossip website? Hilarious.

  12. Marnie

    Josh, go suck some balls.

  13. Deacon Jones

    Too bad she cut her tits out….

  14. alex

    I have a stick made of meat to scratch that kind of itches…

  15. holy shit! is she weight training or delivering newspapers with those huge ass bags?

    but seriously, id let her handle my bag anytime!

  16. Ego

    @13 WTF she took out her implants? It’s a sad day for the world.

  17. EB

    Christina Vagisilera

  18. andy7171

    You retards, she had a baby not fake boobs! Thats what happens when the milk stops!

  19. Kangaroo

    She had a baby AND fake boobs dumbfuck.

  20. andy7171

    LOL!

  21. Jade

    Damn you all are haters. Can’t a girl pick a wedgie you gross men do it all the time. She look really nice actually, leave her alone jeez.

  22. yup

    Oh I like Christina without the white blond hair, she looks great! – and yes that is Christina, and she’s always been “blessed”!

  23. JohnnyBGood

    Christina looks good! Looks like a wedgie to me.

  24. Anon

    #21 And when us men do it you women are full of disapproving looks and comments acting like you don’t do exactly the same thing so when you are shown up to be gross hypocrites with thrush because you can’t wash your sandy vaginas don’t start crying when you get some of your own treatment.

    Jeez.

  25. nicole

    i’m pretty sure she’s rich enough to stop dressing like a chonga. step it up, grl.

  26. A. Realist

    Is it me or doesn’t she look like a young Morgan Fairchild? Back when Morgan was famous and banged Longshoremen and got raging yeast infections?

  27. me

    I thought that was ol’ horse-face, Sarah (sp?) Jessica Parker…

  28. OOHWEE

    She needs some talcum powder down there!!

  29. The Listener

    13 and 16. I think she simply stopped nursing. That’ll make the girls a little smaller.

    It looks like she was just pulling out a wedgie. That’s what happens when your pants are skin tight.

  30. The Clap

    Is it just me or does it look like that in picture number 2 and 3, the other lady is doing the scratching for her? Ahh, I love optical illusions.

  31. omg ,that too not elegant in the publich. go to hospital for checking please.

  32. Butt Muncher

    Last!

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  34. These pictures are gross. She has beautiful hair though.

  35. Bosco

    Crabs!

  36. #31 hahaha you’re right

  37. She’s having a hair / clothes / shoes emergency as well.

    Looks like Peg Bundy. In the worst way.

  38. Fiiiiii

    Isn’t this for her upcoming movie, Burlesque?

  39. Justin Banjak

    Either she just got down having sex and something is making her pants stick. Or her thong is giving her a camel toe. Or she just got her clit pierced. (I’ld love to see that.) Either way, I want her sex ass bouncing up and down on ME!

  40. Justin Banjak

    Either she just got down having sex and something is making her pants stick. Or her thong is giving her a camel toe. Or she just got her clit pierced. (I’ld love to see that.) Either way, I want her sex ass bouncing up and down on ME!

  41. Justin Banjak

    Either she just got down having sex and something is making her pants stick. Or her thong is giving her a camel toe. Or she just got her clit pierced. (I’ld love to see that.) Either way, I want her sex ass bouncing up and down on ME!

  42. Lissa

    She is so pretty looking natural. Why can’t she look like this all the time?

  43. Rei

    I’m suprised there aren’t more pictures of celebrity guys scratching there crotches.

  44. Rei

    I’m suprised there aren’t more pictures of celebrity guys scratching there crotches.

  45. Private video of Christina Aguilera cooking naked with her husband
    http://vidsfree.org/video.php?vid=Christina_Aguilera_cooking_naked

  46. Diane Kruger wearing a black suede mini skirt dress,with exquisite decorative belt highlights the waist to create a sense of hierarchy.Very supportive of her sexy hair,and the other eye catching was always the single foot decorative nails black Christian Louboutin,so that many sought after actress upper.

  47. Pete

    I’d love to scratch that all day long with my tongue

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