Christina Aguilera has an itchy vagina

January 12th, 2010 // 53 Comments

Poor Christina Aguilera. She can’t even scratch an itch without the paparazzi snapping a photo causing everyone to speculate she’s secretly having unprotected sex with longshoremen because her husband spends his nights eating the dreams of children under a bridge.

She’ll tell us when it’s right for her, okay?

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Comments (53)

  1. Particle)Man | January 12, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    RFIST BITCHES!

    And Don’t Forget!

    GYMTANLAUNDRY

    EVERY DAY!

    GTL!

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  2. Josh | January 12, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    Uhhh, that isn’t Christina Aguilera…

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  3. Jenny | January 12, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    I’d itch her tight lipped snatch any day. With my tongue.

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  4. Taz | January 12, 2010 at 2:26 pm

    I’d scratch that itch with my penis all day and night!

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  5. omg | January 12, 2010 at 2:26 pm

    yeah that doesn’t look like her at all….

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  6. Josue | January 12, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    That IS Christina….and maybe she just had a frontal wedgie.
    Lol.

    I love Christina…cannot wait for her album and her movie this year!!!!

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  7. Idiots | January 12, 2010 at 2:28 pm

    @2 & 5. She’s on a movie set fuckheads. It’s called a wig and make up.

    Internet: Chock full o’ dumb.

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  8. Richard McBeef | January 12, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    @2 and 5 – who else has bow legs like that?

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  9. Sheena | January 12, 2010 at 2:31 pm

    Yeah, poor Christina. Can’t even find a goddamn wall to hide behind to scratch that down under itch. WTF! Ew.

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  10. Marnie | January 12, 2010 at 2:34 pm

    Uhhh, Josh you’re a dumbass.

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  11. Josh | January 12, 2010 at 2:38 pm

    Firing insults at me on a internet gossip website? Hilarious.

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  12. Marnie | January 12, 2010 at 2:44 pm

    Josh, go suck some balls.

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  13. Deacon Jones | January 12, 2010 at 2:46 pm

    Too bad she cut her tits out….

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  14. alex | January 12, 2010 at 2:49 pm

    I have a stick made of meat to scratch that kind of itches…

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  15. porn tubes | January 12, 2010 at 2:50 pm

    holy shit! is she weight training or delivering newspapers with those huge ass bags?

    but seriously, id let her handle my bag anytime!

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  16. Ego | January 12, 2010 at 2:57 pm

    @13 WTF she took out her implants? It’s a sad day for the world.

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  17. EB | January 12, 2010 at 3:01 pm

    Christina Vagisilera

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  18. andy7171 | January 12, 2010 at 3:03 pm

    You retards, she had a baby not fake boobs! Thats what happens when the milk stops!

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  19. Kangaroo | January 12, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    She had a baby AND fake boobs dumbfuck.

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  20. andy7171 | January 12, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    LOL!

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  21. Jade | January 12, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    Damn you all are haters. Can’t a girl pick a wedgie you gross men do it all the time. She look really nice actually, leave her alone jeez.

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  22. yup | January 12, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    Oh I like Christina without the white blond hair, she looks great! – and yes that is Christina, and she’s always been “blessed”!

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  23. JohnnyBGood | January 12, 2010 at 4:08 pm

    Christina looks good! Looks like a wedgie to me.

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  24. Anon | January 12, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    #21 And when us men do it you women are full of disapproving looks and comments acting like you don’t do exactly the same thing so when you are shown up to be gross hypocrites with thrush because you can’t wash your sandy vaginas don’t start crying when you get some of your own treatment.

    Jeez.

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  25. nicole | January 12, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    i’m pretty sure she’s rich enough to stop dressing like a chonga. step it up, grl.

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  26. A. Realist | January 12, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    Is it me or doesn’t she look like a young Morgan Fairchild? Back when Morgan was famous and banged Longshoremen and got raging yeast infections?

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  27. me | January 12, 2010 at 5:32 pm

    I thought that was ol’ horse-face, Sarah (sp?) Jessica Parker…

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  28. hollywood gossip | January 12, 2010 at 5:36 pm

    she make me crazy

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  29. OOHWEE | January 12, 2010 at 5:47 pm

    She needs some talcum powder down there!!

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  30. The Listener | January 12, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    13 and 16. I think she simply stopped nursing. That’ll make the girls a little smaller.

    It looks like she was just pulling out a wedgie. That’s what happens when your pants are skin tight.

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  31. The Clap | January 12, 2010 at 6:54 pm

    Is it just me or does it look like that in picture number 2 and 3, the other lady is doing the scratching for her? Ahh, I love optical illusions.

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  32. NFL Shop | January 12, 2010 at 7:58 pm

    omg ,that too not elegant in the publich. go to hospital for checking please.

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  33. Butt Muncher | January 12, 2010 at 7:59 pm

    Last!

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  35. valentines day presents | January 12, 2010 at 10:13 pm

    These pictures are gross. She has beautiful hair though.

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  36. Bosco | January 13, 2010 at 2:47 am

    Crabs!

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  37. Nique | January 13, 2010 at 3:22 am

    #31 hahaha you’re right

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  38. Narcissist | January 13, 2010 at 6:58 am

    She’s having a hair / clothes / shoes emergency as well.

    Looks like Peg Bundy. In the worst way.

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  39. Fiiiiii | January 13, 2010 at 8:43 am

    Isn’t this for her upcoming movie, Burlesque?

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  40. Justin Banjak | January 13, 2010 at 9:34 am

    Either she just got down having sex and something is making her pants stick. Or her thong is giving her a camel toe. Or she just got her clit pierced. (I’ld love to see that.) Either way, I want her sex ass bouncing up and down on ME!

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  41. Justin Banjak | January 13, 2010 at 9:34 am

    Either she just got down having sex and something is making her pants stick. Or her thong is giving her a camel toe. Or she just got her clit pierced. (I’ld love to see that.) Either way, I want her sex ass bouncing up and down on ME!

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  42. Justin Banjak | January 13, 2010 at 9:35 am

    Either she just got down having sex and something is making her pants stick. Or her thong is giving her a camel toe. Or she just got her clit pierced. (I’ld love to see that.) Either way, I want her sex ass bouncing up and down on ME!

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  43. Lissa | January 13, 2010 at 3:28 pm

    She is so pretty looking natural. Why can’t she look like this all the time?

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  44. Rei | January 13, 2010 at 11:01 pm

    I’m suprised there aren’t more pictures of celebrity guys scratching there crotches.

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  45. Rei | January 13, 2010 at 11:02 pm

    I’m suprised there aren’t more pictures of celebrity guys scratching there crotches.

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  46. Lewis | January 14, 2010 at 7:13 am

    Private video of Christina Aguilera cooking naked with her husband
    http://vidsfree.org/video.php?vid=Christina_Aguilera_cooking_naked

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    GOOD PAGE

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  50. Pete | February 25, 2010 at 10:03 pm

    I’d love to scratch that all day long with my tongue

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