Christina Aguilera gets plastered

March 9th, 2006 // 60 Comments
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Comments (60)

  1. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 9, 2006 at 3:17 pm

    Wow I never realized how pretty she was. She’s what you would call a “classic beauty”, elegant and refined.

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  2. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 9, 2006 at 3:19 pm

    Nice tits, too.

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  3. fearsarewishes | March 9, 2006 at 3:22 pm

    Nice drunk tits.

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  4. HughJorganthethird | March 9, 2006 at 3:27 pm

    mmmmmmm slutty and drunk. Reminds me of my ex-wife.

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  5. CheekyChops | March 9, 2006 at 3:28 pm

    Did she just get her breasts reloaded? They look HUGE!

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  6. Topaz Vamp | March 9, 2006 at 3:30 pm

    She’s in London – of course she’s drunk.

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  7. Grphdesi23 | March 9, 2006 at 3:30 pm

    At least she has a male companion to walk her home……..

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  8. Grphdesi23 | March 9, 2006 at 3:31 pm

    This story is about as original as ‘Lindsay Lohan does Coke’ or ‘Tara Reid gets drunk’

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  9. Lizardqueen | March 9, 2006 at 3:32 pm

    What an ugly rack.

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  10. Binky | March 9, 2006 at 3:35 pm

    She seems to have a quite few male companions, and one guy doing ‘Walks Likes an Egyptian” (At least she got rid of a few piercings.)

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  11. Leyna | March 9, 2006 at 3:38 pm

    it’s just the shirt she’s wearing that makes her boobs look extra big

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  12. Saucie | March 9, 2006 at 3:38 pm

    The poor girl needs those beer goggles to sleep with her ugly husband. Give her a break!

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  13. j.lu | March 9, 2006 at 3:39 pm

    …plastered, grabbing her crotch, with a shit eatin’ grin on her face. Mmmm, classy.

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  14. suzy | March 9, 2006 at 3:40 pm

    one of those companions is her husband! he’s the one with the scruffy beard, in the black blazer– so i guess he likes her wasted

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  15. The Devil | March 9, 2006 at 3:41 pm

    Drunk and happy – a good combination for her husband.

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  16. bella1218 | March 9, 2006 at 3:41 pm

    the male companion is her husband…she has become more attractive though. that or britney has lowered the standards.

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  17. amma | March 9, 2006 at 3:46 pm

    Awww, you know, she’s so pretty and can *really* sing. So she gets drunk while out with her husband once in a while…so what?
    *But*…what is the deal with her grabbing her crotch in the last two pics???

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  18. Captain Awesome | March 9, 2006 at 3:52 pm

    Look at those beautiful, pickled tatties.

    Unleash those beasts.

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  19. night | March 9, 2006 at 3:55 pm

    Well, she had breast implants when she was a little heavier. Now that she has lost weight and her boobs have remained the same size, they look huge on her.

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  20. SuperSpence | March 9, 2006 at 4:04 pm

    She’s pretty? She wears more makeup than the Joker? This has got to be like having sex with a younger Tammy Faye. Yeah, I’d hit it, but I’d probably have to squint the whole time.

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  21. MeganHarris | March 9, 2006 at 4:05 pm

    They have nothing better to do….

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  22. mamacita | March 9, 2006 at 4:05 pm

    Ooooooo-wow, a totally legal consenting adult getting drunk with her husband. How scandalous. To top it off, she even looks super cute in all the pictures! She is looking awesome these days. Not much of a story there, although, I suspect that the reason she has her hand on her naughty spot is that she probably has to pee.

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  23. xaputa | March 9, 2006 at 4:23 pm

    Hehe she still looks better then a sobber dressed-up Briney
    http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/02/bspears-grammy-nipple1.jpg

    and that makes me smile

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  24. nbk | March 9, 2006 at 4:31 pm

    Am I the only one thinking she is going bald in that first pic? That’s a lot of scalp!

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  25. Lala | March 9, 2006 at 4:34 pm

    Alex, I’ll take F%$#@^-up Celebrity Lookalikes for $500:

    Who is Bette Davis from Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?

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  26. Craig & "em" | March 9, 2006 at 4:35 pm

    This is totally unexceptable. You’ve got her boyfriend (or whatever) being all protective, her bodyguards covering her sensitive eyes from the camera and no boobies poppin out. This isn’t the way young celebrities conduct themselves when they’re drunk. If everyone would just follow the Tara Lohan Hilton Book of Conduct…this would be sooooo much a better world!

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  27. Cuore56 | March 9, 2006 at 4:36 pm

    Hatchetface from the movie “Cry Baby” looks AWESOME

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  28. Jayne | March 9, 2006 at 5:02 pm

    one of the most ugliest couples EVER.
    But if she finds happiness with her husband without resorting to getting knocked up, I wish her well.

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  29. Sheva | March 9, 2006 at 5:06 pm

    Nice drunk fake titties. Man I sure like my titties drunk.
    Then they move around a lot. Then I get dizzy. Then I fall in face first and get a concusion.

    I hate when that happens. Damn you drunken fake titties to hell. Damn you all.

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  30. ribbit25 | March 9, 2006 at 5:25 pm

    Her husband must be so proud….he probably took her home and banged her six ways til Sunday….

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  31. miadm2002 | March 9, 2006 at 5:27 pm

    At least she had the sense not to drink and drive.

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  32. andrewthezeppo | March 9, 2006 at 5:57 pm

    Wow, she’s prettier drunk and falling down than Britney was styled up for the Grammy’s.

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  33. tess | March 9, 2006 at 6:52 pm

    Maybe she finally realized that she married a fugly midget. So now she’s trying to forget about the mess she got into (terrible looking future kids…) by getting drunk.

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  34. becca11 | March 9, 2006 at 7:28 pm

    i think shes a bow legged rat faced runt

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  35. Dee | March 9, 2006 at 9:07 pm

    what a mess…..damn wish i was there…mustve been fun

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  36. QOTD | March 9, 2006 at 9:17 pm

    She’s gotta be drunk to lay down with, whatever the hell his name is! Shit he looks like he fell out of the ugly tree & hit every branch on the way down. God that’s just uuuuuuuuugly!!!

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  37. Pez_D_Spencer | March 9, 2006 at 10:20 pm

    17 – Um, see the Paris Hilton story above, perhaps?

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  38. gogoboots | March 9, 2006 at 11:34 pm

    Oh how cute she’s smiling at the camera in the last ones…ohhhhh, ahhhh lookit the pretty lights! Hey, we don’t see many drunk pics of her anywhere, I forgot she did that shit too. Wow, so many celeb drunk pics, this is great!

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  39. Jacq | March 9, 2006 at 11:42 pm

    WTF is up with that bald spot, Xtina? What hair she does have looks nasty.

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  40. hafaball | March 9, 2006 at 11:50 pm

    Oh come on, she’s actually the prettiest of all these “stars.” As it’s said so often on these posts…I’d hit it. :D

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  41. lolpop | March 10, 2006 at 1:04 am

    #1- Yes, you must be on crack. A classic beauty? She looks like a transvestite and always has.

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  42. jemfysh | March 10, 2006 at 1:06 am

    Yeah, I’d say this will go a long way to boosting your new “sophisticated image”, Christina…

    http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/148252004.htm

    …women in the 1940s were always rolling out of clubs in the wee hours and falling down drunk in the streets…

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  43. abazaba3 | March 10, 2006 at 1:53 am

    hafaball, andrewthezeppo, mamacita, amma, and anybdy else that thinks Xtina is attractive should have their dicks and balls cut off. She’s the nastiest, dirtiest, filtiest, most VD infected whore in the entertainment industry. You people are idiots.

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  44. RP | March 10, 2006 at 2:49 am

    #43–that means that paris should self destruct any second now

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  45. ning_ning | March 10, 2006 at 3:41 am

    She got up one morning and look at her husband, and was like look how ugly, and I was happy….and that’s when the drinking got started..

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  46. Sassy | March 10, 2006 at 7:25 am

    Too much surgery.

    She’s starting to look like Alicia Douvall. http://dep.com.vn/gallery/albums/dep_series81/Tr64-6150.jpg

    Tragic. Minger.

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  47. mamacita | March 10, 2006 at 8:28 am

    #43 Um, actually I don’t have any dicks OR balls, so your comment falls sadly flat. I guess that makes you the idiot.

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  48. Mr. Fritz | March 10, 2006 at 9:17 am

    Numbers 20 and 27, LMAO with your comments. As the saying goes, “You can’t polish a turd”. I have never thought she was attractive. Yes, she has a good voice, but she looks like a tranny.

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  49. Swordman | March 10, 2006 at 9:21 am

    Hmmm, i would give Christina a pass on this. Look at the visogoth monkey boy she married. She has to get trashed just to consumate her marriage vows. She should wise up though. She married an agent for christ’s sake. In Hollywood their is a rule, don’t marry an agent – they will screw you whether they marry you or not

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  50. NaughtyBits74 | March 10, 2006 at 9:41 am

    I agree with Swordman. I think she realizes “what” she married. LOL. Visogoth? LOL.

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