Christina Aguilera forgot her underwear

November 21st, 2007 // 140 Comments

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Christina Aguilera gets out of her car at Amalfi restaurant in Hollywood allowing photographers to snap a shot of her pregnant crotch. I can’t tell if she has underwear on or a roast beef sandwich. It’s not really important. All I know is that soon a baby will come out of there, and then Christina Aguilera’s vagina will be dead to me. Ah, the circle of life. So gross, yet so magical.

Unless you work at a pantyhose factory or Quizno’s the pic above is NSFW.

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  1. cheemeng

    FIRST!!

  2. Tami

    She may or may not be wearing panties under those tights. Hard to tell. Not exactly a revealing photo.

  3. Brian

    Nice snatch, never thought id get a shot of christina (??)

  4. Mystress Jade

    B-O-L-O-G-N-A

  5. Damn tinted windows.

    They should be outlawed.

  6. Binky

    Humm…. I thought she was going through her ‘classy’ phase…

  7. dan

    Poonany may be dead after, but just slide a nice vibe in there and take the ass. Xtina loves when i do this.

  8. huh

    Take that star mark off!!!!

    Christina is a cute babe…she will have a boy babe.She was said to have a personal account on MeetRich.com club with her hot pictures and blogs there. The site is getting hotter and hotter, cuz quite a few millionaires and celebrities tend to go there.

  9. Big

    Now thats a Thanksgiving gift for all of us!!

  10. Toolboy

    If you look real close you can see a hairy little sasquatch hand poking out. I think someone wants out of there!

  11. RENEE...

    Eeewww, come on now. The girl is pregnant! Thats just wrong! And not only that, but its stupid because you can’t see anything…she’s got freakin tights on for cripes sake! And the car window is tinted! So what is there to see? Nothing, I tell you, nothing! And who would want to see some preggers pootang anyways? Just some sick fuck is all. Anyways, she probably has a maternity thong on under there or something and you just can’t see it. But I do have to say…she looks really pretty here…almost angelic; probably the best I’ve ever seen her (and normally I can’t stand the way she looks). Now if only she would tone down the makeup just a tad.

  12. cat

    nope, didn’t really need to see that… oh, well…

  13. cat

    nope, didn’t really need to see that… oh, well…

  14. p911gt10c

    This was bound to happen eventually. But i’m ok with it.

    Oh, and #1, you’re a loser.

  15. stupid

    I knew it would only be a matter of time…

  16. D. Richards (Whore.)

    Ugh, man.. Not cool. Not only is that the vagina of Christina Aguilera, but the pussy’s plump with child. Aguilera looks so transexual. You could cup the make-up off of her face and paint a fucking mural with it.

  17. lux

    This can’t be real, can it? I thought her dirrrrty days were over. Why would she wait until her pregnancy to flash?? If it is real, those are some serious mud flaps…gross!

  18. DiegoMortadela

    I thought she had a pierced snatch?

  19. sallysue

    Stick a fork in yourself for writing that and try to crawl back into your mother’s vagina… I hope she kills you by snapping your neck between her thighs!

  20. yukadoozer

    She so fat nasty. And so boringly predictable. Someone wheel her carny ass outta here.

  21. Dutch

    I like mustard with chipped ham.

  22. missy

    Not exactly a revealing shot. I hope she doesn’t start doing Britney stuff and blaming every crazy thing she does on being pregnant. I thought Christina was supposed to be the classy one????? The make up isn’t helping either.

  23. isnt pregnant. preggie cant do this.

  24. I don’t know what I’m looking at!!!

    No, I think she is wearing pantyhose..

  25. Sauron

    Don’t know what’s between her legs but something tells me she’s going to eat turkey tonight.

  26. t

    pantyhose gets my vote. send us more for inspection.

  27. Junyper

    Pantyhose.

  28. Ted from LA

    It’s dressing.

  29. Lowlands

    I don’t know but do people with hemorrhoids like to wear underwear?

  30. mrs.t

    what’s that lying on the seat????? Meat curtain puddling?

  31. LayDeeBug

    I’m not even gonna look; but I can safely say, Ewwwwww!

    I’m convinced they do this on purpose, knowing full well that the papp-spears-arrazzi have super-duper high def zoom lenses that can see across the Pacific Ocean into the toilet bowl of an anthill on top of a mountain in China.

  32. Riotboy

    Yummo!

  33. justifiable

    Cotton panel. Yawn.

  34. I doubt Christina is pantyless, she is too classy for that kind of behaviour now.

  35. Dirk

    Why do these cunts all totally shave their pussies nowadays?? It makes them look like kiddies :(

  36. nycBLAHHH

    FUPA!

  37. LL

    “Ah, the circle of life. So gross, yet so magical.”

    Funny shit… Isn’t that from “The Lion King”?

  38. just me

    What does NSFW mean?

  39. evinrude

    #39 Not to lean on you or anything, but why would you type “What does NSFW mean? ” here and do all the submit name and email and all, instead of typing “NSFW” into Google and then hitting ENTER?

    Seriously, I’d like to know.

  40. evinrude

    #39 It stands for “No Shit, For Weal.” I figured you should know.

  41. Lay Dee Bug, you are not missing anything. It doesn’t look like anything to me. Just folds of skin in some pantyhose

    Ewwww…folds..

  42. The White Urkel

    #39, I didn’t know what it meant either.

    evinrude, you are a douche bag. It was a simple question. Some of us actually like to converse with other people and not sit behind a keyboard in mommy’s basement.

    By the way, some prego chicks can be pretty hot. But that doesn’t mean we need to see their Vaginas

  43. Ript1&0

    So photoshopped.

    That’s a good move though. If there ever was a time to flash your cooch – it would be when you’re pregnant. Just regular pussy flashing isn’t shocking enough anymore. Way to up the ante, Xtina. <3

  44. veggi

    Unless she developed a prolapsed vagina BEFORE giving birth, that’s not her rubyfruit.

  45. veggi

    Ok, coulda went all day without that!! And I ain’t clickin either..

    And I don’t know what a lot of the stupid letters put together text teenage bullshit crap that now passes for an actual language are either……. but I happen to know that NSFW means not safe for work…….. why didn’t anyone just SAY??..

  46. p0nk

    I think it’s her husband’s wallet.

  47. No, ript, how bout menstual flash? Ewwww..

  48. veggi

    45- seriously, get your own name ya douche.. you’re quite annoying.

  49. LATS!!!

    a yeast flash would be worse

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