Third pic on the top row – they even sprayed that base paint and powder onto her EARS and 2″ into her hairline. WTH?
Yeah ok she’s gone a little overboard but she still looks hot.
why the fuck are her eyebrows grey? and i didn’t know that after 1986 it was ok to combine shiney blue shadow with hooker red lipstick. goddamn she’s gross
Is she trying to audition for a role as Bozo the Clown? I don’t think that even he wore so much makeup. She looks ridiculous.
Where are her wedding rings??
Is anyone here old enough to remember The Sound Factory waaaay back circa 1990-93? If so, then you, like me, know exactly what happened here. You start getting ready to go out, determined to go with a really ‘natural’ face that won’t melt off the minute Junior starts throwing down. Then you have a drink, and a small line of blow, and decide to just do a ‘dramatic eye’ that will really pop agianst the natural face. A little more vodka, one more line, and you add a strong lip. Then you decide that your eyebrows would look terrific with a thick coat of colored powder. Now it’s time for your lovely hit of e. An hour later, you’re ready to head out the door. One last look in the mirror convinces you that you need several more coats of mascara, and another coat of lipstick.
Voila! Clown Face.
I think she’s perfect for a movie called ‘Look ma no hands!
She looks like Holly, Hefner’s plastic clown.
I betcha her clown boobies honk when you squeeze ‘em.
“She looks like bozo the clown blah blah blah blah ” If everyone can’t live in reality then close your eyes and try really, really hard to imagine it and you’ll see that 90% OF MEN ARE WILLING TO FUCK HER SEVEN WAYS TO SUNDAY!
and the other 10%? Well there’s explanation for that too. THEY’RE GAY.
The metallic white eyeshadow is a little 16 year old public school, but other than that this is pretty much signature X-tina. She’s beautiful with makeup caked on and she’s beautiful bare faced. Whatevs.
leave be, shes gorgeous!
It looks like some kid ate a box of crayons and then threw up on her face.
Oh, give me a break. She’s a fucking pop star . . . you want her to show up in a cardigan, slacks, and June Cleaver style make up?
She looks like a clown.
I think the appropriate description is ‘hot as a backstreet blonde’, if I remember my Raymond Chandler.
Oh well, none of us is perfect.
i think it’s funny that in one of her songs, she sings, “this is not a circus, don’t you take me for a clown”.
sure, christina. sure.
True #5 everyone does put on more makeup to go out at night… but not everyone has to drown themselves in it to be allowed out of the house.
Geeeez if she’s lookin scary clown with all that crap on imagine how Old Hag she looks without it.
dirty dirty whore. Copying Marylin will never make you classy christina
She still looks good..if that’s really her…missing the tat and doesn’t really look like her.
29. Posted by Stink on March 7, 2007 4:26 PM
“I betcha her clown boobies honk when you squeeze ‘em.”
Awww fuck…gonna cum…
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