Christina Aguilera excites and disturbs the senses

March 7th, 2007 // 73 Comments
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  1. Her eyebrows look blue in the main photo. Maybe even a little green. She needs a makeup professional STAT!

  2. no1justminda

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

  3. itspat

    da da dadadada da da dada …

  4. SuperChic

    Her teeth are super white. What can I say, she’s an artist 365/24/7, she’s got an image to uphold. BTW, her makeup is intended to be seen about 100 yards away while she’s standing on the stage and you are in the audience. Whoever took these pictures got waaay tooo close. She needs a sign that says, “stay back 100 yards”.

  5. Gina

    I was just about to make a comment on the teeth as well. Impressively white, but more than that, I think homegirl got some veneers or something, because she used to have some bucky-ness going on, or something. Can’t quite put my finger on it… gaps? anyway, they’re looking much better.

  6. sid

    He said he was retiring, but it seems the success of the Christmas CD was too much to resist.

    Still, I’m glad to see Dee Snider is still keeping the weight off and touring solo.

    Good for him

  7. I’ve never wanted to bang a clown before……….

  8. bedbugsandballyhoo

    Yawn…I will be glad when Superfishes’ Gaguilera obsession is over. Move along…nothing new here.

  9. bedbugsandballyhoo

    All of you who think it is not her…the eyebrows are a dead giveaway.

  10. didey23

    I wish I looked that bad…give her a break!!

  11. CakeGirl

    She has an excellent voice and she’s quite cute when she’s not painted up like a blow-up sex doll.

  12. MrSemprini

    If my wife looked like that, I would not be disappointed. She should fire the stylist, though.

  13. otteaux

    I don’t get why she cakes on the makeup like that… she seems to be the type of girl that would look great first thing in the morning WITHOUT any makeup.

    Of course, if I’m wrong about that I could always just stare at her cans.

  14. jrzmommy

    I’ll say this for her…..you don’t see her shaving her head and beating the daylights out of SUVs with umbrellas like someone else……….

  15. Jenster

    clown makeup aside, shes clowning all the way to the bank. That broads got more money than we can count. Good for her.

  16. Mrs_PriMeViL

    Ugh she’d be so pretty if she didn’t paint her face like a clown

  17. kathleen170

    I thought make-up was supposed to be used to ENHANCE your looks, not cover them up. She’s pretty enough, she doesn’t need a pound of make-up. That’s probably why her skin is so fucked up in the fourth picture…

  18. imran karim

    it’s the flash.

  19. becca11

    i think her rat face and deformed bow-legs still make her ugly. her buckets of paint on face may appeal to tranny’s, mexicans, poor people, fat people with low standards, and lonely straight males who have never touched a real girl.

  20. Lord Thanos

    Personally I like transexual clowns, but that could be just me.

  21. emscho

    have you even listened to her cd? she doesnt care what you people say, she likes the way she looks, and she’s not gonna change for people who say she’s a “transexual clown” and a “clown whore.”

    you people are degrating.

    as for everything who is defending her, nice work. ’cause everything you say it true.

    everyone should like the way they look whether someone else likes it or not.

  22. emscho

    have you even listened to her cd? she doesnt care what you people say, she likes the way she looks, and she’s not gonna change for people who say she’s a “transexual clown” and a “clown whore.”

    you people are degrating.

    as for everything who is defending her, nice work. ’cause everything you say it true.

    everyone should like the way they look whether someone else likes it or not.

  23. she is so skanky she gives crack whores a bad name…i’m sure if she and paris started hanging out together a skank black hole would erupt and destroy the universe!

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