Christina Aguilera graces the cover of the latest issue of Marie Claire magazine in nothing but a leather jacket. Awesome, right? I mean, if you ignore the growing child in her Photoshopped belly. Christina talked to the magazine about her magical journey carrying Sasquatch’s child:
On trying to conceive with Jordan Bratman:
“We were planning on starting to try after the [Nov. 2006-May 2007 Back to Basics] tour. And so, I had gone off the Pill to prepare my body, because I didn’t know how much time it would take. You’ve heard it takes some time – except with Power Egg and Super Sperm here.”
On secretly wearing a heart monitor during her concerts:
“I didn’t want to make the audience uncomfortable, like, ‘Pregnant lady onstage! Is she going to be okay?’ But I had to announce it to my band and my dancers, because I wanted to make sure they had my back.”
On Paris Hilton letting the cat out of the bag:
“Because I hadn’t said anything, people thought I was trying to keep it this big, bad secret, and that’s not the case at all. I just wasn’t commenting. I’m not being like, ‘Hey, everybody, I’m pregnant!’ I’m not that girl.”
For all you female readers, I hope you’re empowered by this tale of pregnant stuff and clandestine heart monitors. In the meantime, I can’t stop thinking about Christina Aguilera referring to Jordan Bratman as “Super Sperm.” If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to remedy this situation by stepping outside and putting my face in front of a moving vehicle. Hopefully, the driver isn’t stricken by my natural beauty and doesn’t swerve into a building taking his/her own life instead. I swear it happens every goddamn time I leave the house.
I don’t believe pregnant women should pose nude. It’s so wrong!
didnt britney do the same thing when she was preggers
Awesome… Just the picture I always wanted to see. I’m sorry folks, but pregnant women are NOT ATTRACTIVE at all… Some of them may be “cute” in all their glowing, maternal glory, but definitely NOT SEXY. ESPECIALLY not someone that’s painted up like a french whore, flaunting her prego gut that’s housing the love child that she concieved with Master Splinter… Or, uh, I mean “Jordie”… That’s what the rat’s name is, right?
pretty girl, but why the pound of make-up, what about “pregnant glow” or whatever
Oh, so here we go: Britney poses naked pregnant, and now so does Xtina. Will this bitch always fall two steps behind Ms. Spears? And for that matter who would want to follow Brit-trainwreck-ney Spears…I picture Xtina in her dark castle throwing make-up compacts at the television every time Britney’s name is mentioned and the viewing public are saying “Christina who? Didn’t she play Kelly Bundy on Married….With Children?”.
she ghetto as hell and got a big ass nose like her baby daddy. luckily i can’t see the front of her ugly ass legs in the pics. stupid spic wigger.
In the cover pic, doesn’t she look like Magda from ‘Something About Mary’ from the neck up?
shes like the white trash where im from. britney is just like a retarded ex cheer leader who gained weight and got into drugs.this girls is like that wigger that tried to be friends with the black girls cause the white preps think shes not good enough. and her did i mention her legs are tore’ up.
She looks good for someone who’s pregnant… I remember how britney look when she was pregnant looking like white trailer trash.
“hate that ghetto rat face ho”
are you stupid or what?? speaking of ghetto I’m pretty sure you are as well..
This woman really is ONE BIG PILE OF DIRTY HORSESHIT, and that’s exactly what she is.
This creature uses every DIRTY trick, like fucking her own BOSSES, to get controle of people. This “pregnancy” is another trick, this makes me SICK, YAGH!!
. beautiful woman.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site sugarmommymeet.com you know it is a site for rich women to seek sexy guys.. i guess it might be a joke on her!
She looks quite good.
The Photoshop Technology Company, of Cambridge, MA, has not yet invented a version of Photoshop powerful enough to make a pregnant Christina Aguilera look attractive.
She’s retarded. Everyone knows that you are extremely fertile after you come off the pill.
she is pretty.
gorgeous, wish her happy.
she is in the family way. Congratulations and all my best wishes. but someone said her husband ever brought a membership on an online site sugarcupid. it is a service for rich men to seek extramarital relationship. i hope it is not true.
I love how she’s tried to class it up since her Twisted Sister days and hasn’t quite succeeded. On her best day she still looks like a tranny.
DON’T BELIEVE WHAT YOU SEE!! This is the year 2007.
FOTOSHOPPEN is a HOT-ITEM. ASK DEMI MOORE or LESS!!
still damn hot despite pregnant!
She isn’t pretty at all and that bleach blonde hair has to go or she needs to match her eye brows with that hair…..SOMETHING FOR GODSAKE!
I think she looks great! At least they didn’t let her wear her usual purple eyeshadow and crimson lipstick. So what if they smoothed out her skin a little with photoshop.
They do that to everyone no matter what they look like, it just makes for a better photo when you can erase flaws.
i wanna see her crooked legs, she should stand up straight face forward… i don’t think they can photoshop legs straight though. look like she came from the wrong side of the tracks. and what happened to her only liking guys with “flava”
( aka blacks and mexicans) like your fat ass sasha? ( you like them cause they don’t care that you are fat and wear glasses, you are beautiful, no matter what white men say )
in the pic of her whole body they cut off some of her jowels she gets when she is chubby and elbow fat, they also shaved down her big witch nose.
christina, she is so sexy. why so many people said they see her nude photos some nude sites, but my friends see the same on http://herpesmates.com
There is a great vote going on for who is the sexiest nude/pregnant celebrity–Britney, Christina, or Demi Moore–at http://www.derober.com/2007/11/28/pregnancy-pose-off/
CHRISTINA IS SO SEXY….SHE WILL BE ONE M.I.L.F.!!!!!!!!!!!
CHRISTINA IS SO SEXY….SHE WILL BE ONE M.I.L.F.!!!!!!!!!!!
#29 – my thoughts exactly. Couldn’t have typed that better myself.
Her face is just looking worse and worse – it’s so harsh and whorey.
At least they’ve photoshopped out all of the stretch marks.
Gross!
Man, she can never come out from Britney’s shadow!
#29-Sooo true. Thank you! Okay, so you don’t announce you’re pregnant, you just pose nude and tell everyone about your husband’s “super-sperm”? Please. She’s just as big of a media-whore as everyone else – why is she pretending? It must really piss her off that even though she’s the one who’s pregnant, Britney’s still getting all the attention…
So…you fucked that knuckle-dragger and got knocked up. Con-fuckin-gratulations, bitch.
Sorry everyone, I hate Xtina and I always have. That whore’s workin’ on my last nerve. Christ, she’s going to have a Demon Spawn with a fucking unibrow and moustache and a fuckin cig hangin outta it’s mouth and be everywhere bitching about how great “mommyhood” is.
Gods…
thats siiiick, cant eat anything thanks to this sick pic
I didn’t know she’s pregnant.
Nice air brush job. NO WAY are you THAT pregnant with no stretch marks…and they certainly removed some back fat.
If she’s so proud of her big ass belly, than show off the real thing!
ok to all the stupid SKANKY LOSER ASS JEALOUS bitches and fags on here….I LOVE CHRISTINA SOOO MUCH! she is my idol and my #1 fav singer.she looks beautiful and im soo excited for the baby.she rox and u alll suck!
ok to all the stupid SKANKY LOSER ASS JEALOUS bitches and fags on here….I LOVE CHRISTINA SOOO MUCH! she is my idol and my #1 fav singer.she looks beautiful and im soo excited for the baby.she rox and u alll suck!
Gawd, ENOUGH with naked pregnant celebrities on the covers of magazines! Okay, it was bold and cool when Demi Moore did it, but by Britney Spears’ second naked cover shoot, I think the world was over it. Like women need more photoshopped images of celebrities forcing them to measure themselves against impossible standards, even while pregnant.
I think she should do this. What if her kid grows up and people make fun of him or something. Just because his momma wanted to get publicity.
I think she should do this. What if her kid grows up and people make fun of him or something. Just because his momma wanted to get publicity.
8: i think the question I want to ask is “how much did she pay THEM?”
To #140: Your parents wouldn’t be happy to know that you’re using their computer to shout off profane words to strangers. Go do your homework. And PLEASE don’t think of going out and getting knocked up just because your idol has done so…since I’m sure it’s crossed your feeble mind.