Christina Aguilera debuts new video

October 28th, 2008 // 78 Comments

This is Christina Aguilera’s new video for “Keeps Gettin’ Better” directed by Peter Berg (Hancock), and I can’t believe I’m saying this, but it’s no “Womanizer.” What it is, however, is a case study in how to shoot a video when your star still hasn’t dropped the baby weight: “Great. What can she do? It’s not like we can have her sit in a chair pushing buttons the whole time. Or maybe…

NOTE: What in the hell is up with the “superhero” costume towards the end? It’s like she’s Catwoman’s retarded sister who’s always carrying a toy gun from the dollar store. Michelle Pffeifer is probably rolling in her grave right now.

EDIT: Embedded a new video. This is the “official” YouTube version – which means it’ll be pulled in about five minutes. Whee!

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  1. nat

    looks very cheap

  2. pirhan

    Wow. Yeah. Wow. I can’t believe Michelle Pffeifer is dead.

    Hahaha, just kidding. This video sucked.

  3. Chauncey Gardner

    The video is like what would have happened if Dee Snyder starred in the Jocko Energizer battery ads in the ’80s.

  4. Tinky

    48

    Christina married the ugliest man in Hollywood; probably cuz he’s the only one that will kiss that fat cellulite ass.

  5. marina

    Wooww I expected more from this girl… the video is horrible… and she look horrible too…

  6. NATALIE

    54 TINKY,
    i disagree.
    BRITNEY married the ugliest ,white trash, wannabe in Hollywood and we are they now? Divorced.
    Christina is still married. Unlike poor Britney who has bastard children and two ex husbands.
    “fat cellulite ass” better than a “tinkY” one!

  7. Ellymay

    Worst look abd filmclip ever!!!

    She used to be smokin, now she is awful… Least Brit did the cartoon thing when she was too podge to dance for real. Xtina isn’t fooling anyone – she looks like a fat heffa

  8. ale

    no entiendo por que bardean tanto a christina, el video esta bueno y ella esta linda. y en realidad escribo nada mas para ver si alguien me entiende escribiendo en castellano…

  9. flora

    Ale, si te entiendo. Y las personas decentes no quieren la video porque tiene nada de espectacular. simple esta imitiendo britney

    Isn’t it funny how people here just live brit’s crazy antics? She’s a trainwreck yet you’ll defend her when the need arises.

  10. Katherine

    I do agree that Christina needs to lose a smidgen of weight to live up to Hollywood’s standards. I also agree that the makeup is hurting her half of the time when she’s out in public…but for a video it’s playing dress-up and she can put crap on her face if she chooses too, it’s for fun and entertainment. Go back to Genie in a bottle and What a girl wants, and go back to …Baby One More Time and Sometimes and tell me who is naturally prettier before they both started the whole glam pop-diva bullcrap. To all those Britney fans talking smack now, look at when Christina released Candyman…look at her body then and then look at Britney’s pictures then, and then tell me what you think. In fact, look at last year’s VMA performance when Britney was drooping like a Sundae in July weather. I mean, I hate to sound like I’m dogging Britney considering I too am a fan of her’s…but when you have Britney fans up in here trying to call out Christina for being overmade up and fat, I want them to take a good look at the pics of Bald/crazy Britney on the web and realize that she can go back to that any minute. STOP COMPARING THEM, THEY ARE NOT THE SAME.

  11. Katherine

    One other thing…if I hear the name of this Lady Gaga one more time, I am going to hurl…who is she? And in all honesty who cares? She is probably dieing of happiness to know somebody thinks she looks like Christina, who is actually famous. I can’t wait for Christina to drop this new look so people stop name-dropping this Lady Gaga thing…I googled her and let me tell you…she is no Christina.

  12. cristina + peter berg = FAILURE, folks!!
    …………………………………BET?

  13. Sammy

    Michelle Pffeifer isnt dead……..

  14. Janne

    I dunno what the hell happend to this girl after she got pregnant, but she lost all her good looks in 9 months. Its like she turned 45 all of a sudden. She looks like madonna with bigger boobs (that are saggy) Her new looks are as hot as a hairless dog.

  15. Ri

    Just a thought but why doesn’t everyone wait to see what the record sales do before passing judgment on this track………?
    GROW UP!!!!

  16. friendlyfires

    My pupils just yawned.

  17. Shallow Val

    All the veterans of the Fish know how I feel about this chica. Hagsville. Read my theory on bleached blondes (yeah, yeah, I KNOW she’s a natural blonde, shit up!)

    Hang up your tits Christina, it’s over for you.

    Ciao!

  18. Shallow Val

    And another thing….who effing CARES about record sales? William Hung had great record sales…he still can’t sing (yeah, yeah, I know Christina can sing, shut up).

    Stop it with the record sales. It don’t mean shit if you live in a country where Troll Dolls were a big hit, and gorilla faced crack whores like “New York” get televison show.

    Puh-leeease!

  19. Shallow Val

    And another thing….who effing CARES about record sales? William Hung had great record sales…he still can’t sing (yeah, yeah, I know Christina can sing, shut up).

    Stop it with the record sales. It don’t mean shit if you live in a country where Troll Dolls were a big hit, and gorilla faced crack whores like “New York” get televison show.

    Puh-leeease!

    And 64, Janye, you can’t lose something you never had. YEAH I SAID IT!!!

  20. maya

    Michelle Pfeiffer is not rolling around in her grave..cause she’s not DEAD

  21. Kevin Marshall

    #64

    She stopped doing videos that make her look like a cheap easy whore and so now all the pervs that buy her music are not interested unless she dresses like a cheap desperate whore.

  22. you people are idiots. the michelle pffeifer thing was a J O K E.

  23. Katherine

    Give her a few more months for her to lose the baby weight, and dye her hair back to a more natural Golden Blond, like the color she has in “Tell Me” with P.Diddy, and you just watch. This girl is a doll, and ultimately beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And to whoever said William Hung had “great record sales” that is a bit of a hyperbole. Christina has sold over thirty MILLION if not more records, and William Hung sold 30 THOUSAND records…what Christina sells in a day if not less….let’s get real. And if sales of records don’t show popularity, than let her multiple number one singles, her multiple Grammy’s, and her networth of more than a hundred million do the talking. At the end of the day this girl has talent, and if we strip all artists of all the shitty makeup and gross hair, and ridiculous outfits, which Xtina is many times guilty of, what remains…her great and undeniable talent and ability to sing.

  24. Kay

    The video is def. no womanizer, I guess she’d rather do other things than be half naked throughout the video to capture her audiences. Speaking of weight it took Britney what? 2 years to loose all her baby weight and it took her a couple of months. The bitch got more hips now than she did post baby plus she’s short and the bad outfits just makes her look big. Regardless when she’s 50 she can still sing and at 50 I highly doubt Britney can be “Madonna” and pull it off.

  25. MICHEL

    Christina is the tackiest artist ever!!!!!!What is this shit?????the song is a totally copy!!!!!!!The video is a fucking shit!!!!!The looks…..OMG!!!!!!!!I cannot understand why the discography spent money in this shit!!!!!And Christina´s natural beauty????????I never have seen her without 3 kilos of makeup!!!!!!!!!!!She is like an ecuatorian travesti!!!!!!!Omg!!!Please, dont compare with Britney Spears…….she is a talented girl that dance so well and move the world!!!!!!
    Fuck u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. Katherine

    @ 75 “Britney Spears……she is a talented girl that dance so well and move the world!!!!!.”

    First of all, some proper grammar and punctuation would be appreciated. And what’s with the overuse of exclamation points and question marks?
    Oh, and Britney doesn’t wear a lot of makeup? Right…and Paris Hilton has talent then.

  27. Gina

    haha BRITNEY LIP SYNCHS at least christina has an awesome voice and always has thats one things she does have over britney and I would have to say its sad that britney is bigger than christina cause christina has ALWAYS had the better voice and she use to be tiny……she had a kid………try having a kid and go back down to the weight she was at

  28. ryan

    One other thing…if I hear the name of this Lady Gaga one more time, I am going to hurl…who is she? And in all honesty who cares? She is probably dieing of happiness to know somebody thinks she looks like Christina, who is actually famous. I can’t wait for Christina to drop this new look so people stop name-dropping this Lady Gaga thing…I googled her and let me tell you…she is no Christina.//////
    if you don’t know who lady gaga is how can you have an opinion on this?
    i am a huge christina fan and always have been but the new look is a total ripoff, and not just her look, her new sound, her dance moves, this entire electronic thing she’s got going on. if you’ve seen her performance at the vmas and then looked at the back cover of lady gaga’s cd the outfit xtina is wearing is exactly the same. anyone with a brain and two eyes can see the resemblance

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