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Christina Aguilera has been doing the Gwen Stefani thing for so long I’ve almost forgotten how stunning she can be when she wants to. She was spotted leaving The Ivy looking like she did three years ago, before turning into the reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe and adopting an entire wardrobe of see through clothes. Which is bad news for her husband, because you can see him sulking in the background like he knows the divorce his imminent. Although the daily reminders that he looks like a giant mole man and is the biggest mistake of her life might’ve given it away too.
More of Christina and her new look after the jump.
Is there a new game here at the superficial that I wasn’t told about? Who can be the biggest fucktard and have as many repeated posts as possible?? I might as well get started. I usually do pretty well in fucktard olympics.
Christina is HOT! I’d eat her cornhole and ask for seconds.
Is there a new game here at the superficial that I wasn’t told about? Who can be the biggest fucktard and have as many repeated posts as possible?? I might as well get started. I usually do pretty well in fucktard olympics.
Christina is HOT! I’d eat her cornhole and ask for seconds
Jane, Stallion, Pinky and Kirdylee…you’ve all been called out by Hannoush just now. You may want to retort.
Christina is sexy as hell and not only can she do what she wants, wear what she wants, but the chick can sing like no one else!
@89
too fucking funny, oshie. i think i hurt myself on that one!!
is anyone else a little freaked out by the t-mobile ad?
what is that fucking blue thing? the result of a wookie and smurf experiment?
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/14065706/?GT1=8307
Too funny. Honey, there isn’t a breast that your son or husband would not mind seeing.
what the fuck’s up with the multiple posts?
her husband is the “every man” hero of 2006. God bless him
She looks really good. Goes to show that only looking semi artificial does a girl more good than taking the look all the way.
i liked it better when her clothes were translucent at best!
You know you’ve arrived when your idiotic comments from one story – move over to the next one… Repeatedly..
It seemed sort of ‘cute’ at the time…
bUT…Then again… it could be a tech problem.
Or something.
Perhaps I should be getting out more.
( Grasshopper – If your career started out in the ‘Mickey Mouse Club’ – be prepared for a few detours – Confusedious )
#89, Osh you and Zanna are two of my favorite ppl in this fucked up world. I laughed so hard that I had to fire my boss. Now he is asking me if I can stick a gerbil in his ass. Keep the laughs flowing. I heart you.
How did she have time to douse her body with self tanner before getting in the car? I’m surprised they didn’t get a photo of that.
she is a beautiful women with nice glowing skin tone
Just goes to show you that not being entirely naked can be very sexy. And Christina is generating more hard ons with her clothes on than ever.
Score me in that camp too. She looks great. I like a chick who is looking great and unhappy and miserable because she is talented and wonders why she married some dude.
There’s a divorce coming just aroudn the corner.
sweet she looks normal
Who the hell posted this? Reads like a PR release.
Stunning my ass,
She looks like a Chola that just finished her prison conyugal visit wit’ her baby-daddy.
118 finally a voice of fucking reason. stunning? give me a fucking break. she looks like an average girl wearing way too much make up that should lay off the gwen stefani thing.
I would hit that like a red headed stepchild. Hey to each his own. Some of your are chubby chasers who deplore petite chicks. Some of you like chicks you can pick your teeth with, like Nicole Richie. And some of you pretend to like chicks but are secretly thrilled that Lance’s lance is officially on the market. Whichever… if you’re hetero and have a pulse, you’d hit it too, extra make up and all.
#71. I call bullshit. Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck-a-doodle doo! I dare you to ban me from your fucked up site, SF guy. Fucktard!
And if I want to share my love of funky male genitalia with the world, and publicly worship the manaconda, in all its forms, then I dare you to ban me for that too!
@107 – I like how the woman in that article says that the “breast is a sexual thing”. she must have forgotten the REASON we even have them IS to feed babies. The rest is just a bonus.
keep…hitting…refresh…..but no….new story….can’t…hang….on…much….longer.
i bet she has big nipples
I told ‘Fugurself’ that he likes the cock and he said I was right. FLTC!
she looks like shes afraid to show any sign of emotion because she doesn’t want to make any wrinkles from expression.
“classy” doesn’t really come to mind when I think of her. “chaps” and “layers of pancake makeup” do.
actually I don’t know. the outfit is kind of cute.. but I think she needs to tone down the hair a little bit. it screams pornstar
What is with her channeling various movie icons from the golden age of cinema? It’s like she’s having some sort of identity crisis after she woke up one day and realized she looked like a $5 hooker on a bender….man, her husband sure is ugly.
she looks almost normal. remember when she had those crazy eyebrows
This site sucks. What happened to the original Superficial writer??
http://www.perezhilton.com
Perez is the new shiznit!
I see a dirty carpet in a Rolls. Someones been slacking at getting their car cleaned. Oh yeah, Christina’s hot too.
I don’t know if she is horribly unhappy with her rodent husband, a stuck up b****, or just had some teeth knocked out, but I have yet to see her smile.
Dang, girlfriend is looking GOOD! I’m jealous of her fabulousness.
She’s still Skank-a-Licious and I’d hit it 4-sho!
http://glam.com/g/p/56324532/56390098/5/56390098/5/56390098_1/205/92175850/
she can look good. just… not when she tries to too much.