Christina Aguilera changes her look

July 27th, 2006 // 136 Comments

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Christina Aguilera has been doing the Gwen Stefani thing for so long I’ve almost forgotten how stunning she can be when she wants to. She was spotted leaving The Ivy looking like she did three years ago, before turning into the reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe and adopting an entire wardrobe of see through clothes. Which is bad news for her husband, because you can see him sulking in the background like he knows the divorce his imminent. Although the daily reminders that he looks like a giant mole man and is the biggest mistake of her life might’ve given it away too.

More of Christina and her new look after the jump.

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  1. Fugurself

    Why isn’t she naked?

  2. Fugurself

    I will only be interested when Christina does her first double penetration shot.

  3. jFp

    Doesn’t matter…I’m always undressing her with my mindseye anyway.

  4. MyWellRehearsedMistake

    Does she go to the Ivy every night? She never seems to be anywhere else.

    Why oh why is she married to that ferret-looking man?

  5. CMonster0125

    All her see-thru clothes must be in the laundry, awaiting her ferret-man to wash them.

  6. She reminds me of Little Red Riding Hood.

    http://www.VeryLiberating.com

  7. RichPort

    It is imperative to the survival of this website that an Aguilera gangbang sex tape be found. Pretty please?

  8. @2 – you bastard…you just mentioned one of my biggest fantasies and I know you live around here…..oooo…I’m all hot and bothered now.

  9. leahdeadly

    finally.
    These people need to stick to what they’re good at. Being good looking then saying dumb shit so we can make fun of them.

  10. jFp

    She knows there are millions of people drooling over her pictures wanting to bone her. So it looks like she is playing her part well. The look on her face tells it all. I appreciate that level of effort in women. Alot of women walk around with that look that says “fuck off” “don’t want to be a sex object”. Man, I hate bitchs like that. Those are the ones that always gripe about not getting enough sex. Then they turn into lesbians and act like the men they hate.
    Girls need to learn how to be Hot. Aguilera
    is a great role model.

  11. This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover

    There’s still something very wrong with her knees. And the only reason she looks half way decent in most of those pics is the lighting…the last one in the car she looks like a shit covered rat on downers.

  12. I think she looks great with the natural lips… the gloss is great on her!

  13. JoBOO

    I’d hit her 3 times. Once in each hole.

    TCLTC

  14. jane's eyre

    So the new look means no more red lake #5 lips? Sweet.

  15. MyWellRehearsedMistake

    11. ‘A shit covered rat on downers?’ i like the description but i don’t think it’s appropriate to Aguilera… Sounds like someone’s a jealous hater to me!

  16. Fugurself

    #8, meet me at Arlington station with Tranny. We can go to the Park Plaza hotel and take care of that itch in a major way……

  17. solitaire

    I didn’t realise there was a third Hilton sister.

  18. SuperSpence

    If only Christina would give herself to me she would know what a kind and generous lover I am. And after I put the video of our loin-to-loin union on the Internet, all of you would see what a kind and generous lover I am, too.

  19. ScriptRadar

    As someone who hangs out with entertainers, it’s nice to see someone who’s not always “on.”

  20. Stirlang923

    She looks good here. And I like that she is with that funny looking dude. That means he treats her well.

    I can’t complain about this one at all

  21. MultipleSpaceys

    I think she should have a wax manequin made of this look. And have wax Christina sitting on a wax of fat Brittanys ass.

  22. Anyone can look more refined when they aren’t wearing assless chaps, a pair of panties with the word “Dirrrty” monogramed on them, and five or six sweaty, half-naked black guys dancing around her.

  23. Fugurself

    Christina should come and star with me in a remake of the movie

    Mandingo

  24. Marilyn Monroe used to wear her hear like that as well. Christina looks like she is just going for a more classic look in her life. Sexy, but classic movie starlet. I myself love that look. I think she is beautiful.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

  25. @16 – Okay..we’ll meet you at Arlington station but only if we can do it on the T.

  26. ja5on

    Too bad she has underdeveloped calve muscles…….What? It’s hard to find nice shapely calves!

  27. vainandlovingit

    still cant get over paris bathing in poop.christina is hot though. better than before.

  28. This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover

    @15…not jealous by any means. She has an amazing voice, but she looks like shit. The fake tan, the fake boobs, the nose job gone awry…these are all things that she did to herself to make herself look like shit. She used to be cute. But those days are long gone.

  29. blondewithnobrain

    wow…she looks really beautiful. i’m a chick and i’d hit it.

  30. lisad71

    She looks amazing! And I really love it that Britney, who everyone use to think was so much hotter than Christina, is a big fat Cheeto eating fetus factory.

  31. ANGELKIMMY

    she is beautiful and talented. i’m so glad to see the old christina coming back!

  32. LeadingLadybug

    She’s gorgeous when she wants to be. Compare her and Britney in the past, and then compare her and Britney now, and she looks even better. I’d rather be Cheeto-free and married to a ferret man any day.

  33. Nikk The Templar

    Now THAT’S a classy woman!!

  34. Teera

    Aww she looks cute

  35. Teera

    Aww she looks cute

  36. tiina

    HE does look ugly,but Xtine looks very very cute

  37. whackjob

    $150 for crabcakes, salad and a drink and they can’t paint the fugly fence or clean the brick? What a shithole. And don’t even start about the exterior electrical not being to code. It’s all superficial; pretty, charming and quaint at first glance but when you take a second to look beyond the surface the ugly reality emerges.

    Oh wait, there’s a hot chick in the picture?? Yep, there she is being followed by a ferret (who is probably lamenting another night of impending, increasingly tedious sex).

  38. al rarow

    She looks mega-fine. You porkers on here are jealous.

  39. whackjob

    $150 for crabcakes, salad and a drink and they can’t paint the fugly fence or clean the brick? What a shithole. And don’t even start about the exterior electrical not being to code. It’s all superficial; pretty, charming and quaint at first glance but when you take a second to look beyond the surface the ugly reality emerges.

    Oh wait, there’s a hot chick in the picture?? Yep, there she is being followed by a ferret (who is probably lamenting another night of impending, increasingly tedious sex).

  40. whackjob

    $150 for crabcakes, salad and a drink and they can’t paint the fugly fence or clean the brick? What a shithole. And don’t even start about the exterior electrical not being to code. It’s all superficial; pretty, charming and quaint at first glance but when you take a second to look beyond the surface the ugly reality emerges.

    Oh wait, there’s a hot chick in the picture?? Yep, there she is being followed by a ferret (who is probably lamenting another night of impending, increasingly tedious sex).

  41. whackjob

    $150 for crabcakes, salad and a drink and they can’t paint the fugly fence or clean the brick? What a shithole. And don’t even start about the exterior electrical not being to code. It’s all superficial; pretty, charming and quaint at first glance but when you take a second to look beyond the surface the ugly reality emerges.

    Oh wait, there’s a hot chick in the picture?? Yep, there she is being followed by a ferret (who is probably lamenting another night of impending, increasingly tedious sex).

  42. Kim

    See, now that’s what really skinny is supposed to look like. She still looks healthy even with no body fat. HoHan, Mischa, Nicole and the rest of the Friends-against-Calories need to take a lesson from her. (She can still look pretty trashy at times though, so not all is forgiven)

  43. Kim

    See, now that’s what really skinny is supposed to look like. She still looks healthy even with no body fat. HoHan, Mischa, Nicole and the rest of the Friends-against-Calories need to take a lesson from her. (She can still look pretty trashy at times though, so not all is forgiven)

  44. whackjob

    $150 for crabcakes, salad and a drink and they can’t paint the fugly fence or clean the brick? What a shithole. And don’t even start about the exterior electrical not being to code. It’s all superficial; pretty, charming and quaint at first glance but when you take a second to look beyond the surface the ugly reality emerges.

    Oh wait, there’s a hot chick in the picture?? Yep, there she is being followed by a ferret (who is probably lamenting another night of impending, increasingly tedious sex).

  45. Kim

    See, now that’s what really skinny is supposed to look like. She still looks healthy even with no body fat. HoHan, Mischa, Nicole and the rest of the Friends-against-Calories need to take a lesson from her. (She can still look pretty trashy at times though, so not all is forgiven)

  46. krisdylee

    I covet those shoes with all my clitoris.

  47. I say she’s not drunk, she’s stoned.

    #32: “Compare her and Britney in the past, and then compare her and Britney now”

    Ok: neither has ever, in their lives, had a decent song. The rest is irrelevant.

  48. jrzpussie

    @32, alright I agree about the cheetos but being married to a ferrett man goes a little far…When Christina says she never thought she would get married, she means she never thought she would have married someone as low down on the looker pedastal as this ugly fuck

  49. crabbity

    Does she ever smile? In all of here pictures, she looks blank, like a robot….hey wait a minute. That explains it. This isn’t the *real* Cristina, this is the cyborg built by ferretboy. He has to continually repair and upgrade her so that explains the continuous change in appearance and that broken “knee” picture. I bet the real Christina is handcuffed to a pipe in the basement screaming for someone to rescue her. I think I’m on to something.

  50. pinky_nip

    If I woke up as Christina, the first thing I’d do is masterbate in front of the mirror.

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