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Christina Aguilera has been doing the Gwen Stefani thing for so long I’ve almost forgotten how stunning she can be when she wants to. She was spotted leaving The Ivy looking like she did three years ago, before turning into the reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe and adopting an entire wardrobe of see through clothes. Which is bad news for her husband, because you can see him sulking in the background like he knows the divorce his imminent. Although the daily reminders that he looks like a giant mole man and is the biggest mistake of her life might’ve given it away too.
More of Christina and her new look after the jump.
Fugurself | July 27, 2006 at 12:31 pm
Why isn’t she naked?
Fugurself | July 27, 2006 at 12:32 pm
I will only be interested when Christina does her first double penetration shot.
jFp | July 27, 2006 at 12:33 pm
Doesn’t matter…I’m always undressing her with my mindseye anyway.
MyWellRehearsedMistake | July 27, 2006 at 12:34 pm
Does she go to the Ivy every night? She never seems to be anywhere else.
Why oh why is she married to that ferret-looking man?
CMonster0125 | July 27, 2006 at 12:36 pm
All her see-thru clothes must be in the laundry, awaiting her ferret-man to wash them.
SoftBlueGlow | July 27, 2006 at 12:36 pm
She reminds me of Little Red Riding Hood.
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
RichPort | July 27, 2006 at 12:37 pm
It is imperative to the survival of this website that an Aguilera gangbang sex tape be found. Pretty please?
Zanna | July 27, 2006 at 12:38 pm
@2 – you bastard…you just mentioned one of my biggest fantasies and I know you live around here…..oooo…I’m all hot and bothered now.
leahdeadly | July 27, 2006 at 12:51 pm
finally.
These people need to stick to what they’re good at. Being good looking then saying dumb shit so we can make fun of them.
jFp | July 27, 2006 at 12:51 pm
She knows there are millions of people drooling over her pictures wanting to bone her. So it looks like she is playing her part well. The look on her face tells it all. I appreciate that level of effort in women. Alot of women walk around with that look that says “fuck off” “don’t want to be a sex object”. Man, I hate bitchs like that. Those are the ones that always gripe about not getting enough sex. Then they turn into lesbians and act like the men they hate.
Girls need to learn how to be Hot. Aguilera
is a great role model.
This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover | July 27, 2006 at 12:53 pm
There’s still something very wrong with her knees. And the only reason she looks half way decent in most of those pics is the lighting…the last one in the car she looks like a shit covered rat on downers.
Sarah-Jean | July 27, 2006 at 12:57 pm
I think she looks great with the natural lips… the gloss is great on her!
JoBOO | July 27, 2006 at 1:03 pm
I’d hit her 3 times. Once in each hole.
TCLTC
jane's eyre | July 27, 2006 at 1:06 pm
So the new look means no more red lake #5 lips? Sweet.
MyWellRehearsedMistake | July 27, 2006 at 1:06 pm
11. ‘A shit covered rat on downers?’ i like the description but i don’t think it’s appropriate to Aguilera… Sounds like someone’s a jealous hater to me!
Fugurself | July 27, 2006 at 1:07 pm
#8, meet me at Arlington station with Tranny. We can go to the Park Plaza hotel and take care of that itch in a major way……
solitaire | July 27, 2006 at 1:09 pm
I didn’t realise there was a third Hilton sister.
SuperSpence | July 27, 2006 at 1:10 pm
If only Christina would give herself to me she would know what a kind and generous lover I am. And after I put the video of our loin-to-loin union on the Internet, all of you would see what a kind and generous lover I am, too.
ScriptRadar | July 27, 2006 at 1:22 pm
As someone who hangs out with entertainers, it’s nice to see someone who’s not always “on.”
Stirlang923 | July 27, 2006 at 1:29 pm
She looks good here. And I like that she is with that funny looking dude. That means he treats her well.
I can’t complain about this one at all
MultipleSpaceys | July 27, 2006 at 1:35 pm
I think she should have a wax manequin made of this look. And have wax Christina sitting on a wax of fat Brittanys ass.
UNWASHEDMASSES | July 27, 2006 at 1:43 pm
Anyone can look more refined when they aren’t wearing assless chaps, a pair of panties with the word “Dirrrty” monogramed on them, and five or six sweaty, half-naked black guys dancing around her.
Fugurself | July 27, 2006 at 1:47 pm
Christina should come and star with me in a remake of the movie
Mandingo
HolisticWisdomcom | July 27, 2006 at 1:49 pm
Marilyn Monroe used to wear her hear like that as well. Christina looks like she is just going for a more classic look in her life. Sexy, but classic movie starlet. I myself love that look. I think she is beautiful.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Zanna | July 27, 2006 at 1:51 pm
@16 – Okay..we’ll meet you at Arlington station but only if we can do it on the T.
ja5on | July 27, 2006 at 1:55 pm
Too bad she has underdeveloped calve muscles…….What? It’s hard to find nice shapely calves!
vainandlovingit | July 27, 2006 at 1:59 pm
still cant get over paris bathing in poop.christina is hot though. better than before.
This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover | July 27, 2006 at 1:59 pm
@15…not jealous by any means. She has an amazing voice, but she looks like shit. The fake tan, the fake boobs, the nose job gone awry…these are all things that she did to herself to make herself look like shit. She used to be cute. But those days are long gone.
blondewithnobrain | July 27, 2006 at 2:01 pm
wow…she looks really beautiful. i’m a chick and i’d hit it.
lisad71 | July 27, 2006 at 2:08 pm
She looks amazing! And I really love it that Britney, who everyone use to think was so much hotter than Christina, is a big fat Cheeto eating fetus factory.
ANGELKIMMY | July 27, 2006 at 2:13 pm
she is beautiful and talented. i’m so glad to see the old christina coming back!
LeadingLadybug | July 27, 2006 at 2:14 pm
She’s gorgeous when she wants to be. Compare her and Britney in the past, and then compare her and Britney now, and she looks even better. I’d rather be Cheeto-free and married to a ferret man any day.
Nikk The Templar | July 27, 2006 at 2:24 pm
Now THAT’S a classy woman!!
Teera | July 27, 2006 at 2:30 pm
Aww she looks cute
Teera | July 27, 2006 at 2:30 pm
Aww she looks cute
tiina | July 27, 2006 at 2:51 pm
HE does look ugly,but Xtine looks very very cute
whackjob | July 27, 2006 at 2:51 pm
$150 for crabcakes, salad and a drink and they can’t paint the fugly fence or clean the brick? What a shithole. And don’t even start about the exterior electrical not being to code. It’s all superficial; pretty, charming and quaint at first glance but when you take a second to look beyond the surface the ugly reality emerges.
Oh wait, there’s a hot chick in the picture?? Yep, there she is being followed by a ferret (who is probably lamenting another night of impending, increasingly tedious sex).
al rarow | July 27, 2006 at 2:51 pm
She looks mega-fine. You porkers on here are jealous.
whackjob | July 27, 2006 at 2:52 pm
$150 for crabcakes, salad and a drink and they can’t paint the fugly fence or clean the brick? What a shithole. And don’t even start about the exterior electrical not being to code. It’s all superficial; pretty, charming and quaint at first glance but when you take a second to look beyond the surface the ugly reality emerges.
Oh wait, there’s a hot chick in the picture?? Yep, there she is being followed by a ferret (who is probably lamenting another night of impending, increasingly tedious sex).
whackjob | July 27, 2006 at 2:52 pm
$150 for crabcakes, salad and a drink and they can’t paint the fugly fence or clean the brick? What a shithole. And don’t even start about the exterior electrical not being to code. It’s all superficial; pretty, charming and quaint at first glance but when you take a second to look beyond the surface the ugly reality emerges.
Oh wait, there’s a hot chick in the picture?? Yep, there she is being followed by a ferret (who is probably lamenting another night of impending, increasingly tedious sex).
whackjob | July 27, 2006 at 2:53 pm
$150 for crabcakes, salad and a drink and they can’t paint the fugly fence or clean the brick? What a shithole. And don’t even start about the exterior electrical not being to code. It’s all superficial; pretty, charming and quaint at first glance but when you take a second to look beyond the surface the ugly reality emerges.
Oh wait, there’s a hot chick in the picture?? Yep, there she is being followed by a ferret (who is probably lamenting another night of impending, increasingly tedious sex).
Kim | July 27, 2006 at 2:57 pm
See, now that’s what really skinny is supposed to look like. She still looks healthy even with no body fat. HoHan, Mischa, Nicole and the rest of the Friends-against-Calories need to take a lesson from her. (She can still look pretty trashy at times though, so not all is forgiven)
Kim | July 27, 2006 at 2:57 pm
See, now that’s what really skinny is supposed to look like. She still looks healthy even with no body fat. HoHan, Mischa, Nicole and the rest of the Friends-against-Calories need to take a lesson from her. (She can still look pretty trashy at times though, so not all is forgiven)
whackjob | July 27, 2006 at 2:59 pm
$150 for crabcakes, salad and a drink and they can’t paint the fugly fence or clean the brick? What a shithole. And don’t even start about the exterior electrical not being to code. It’s all superficial; pretty, charming and quaint at first glance but when you take a second to look beyond the surface the ugly reality emerges.
Oh wait, there’s a hot chick in the picture?? Yep, there she is being followed by a ferret (who is probably lamenting another night of impending, increasingly tedious sex).
Kim | July 27, 2006 at 3:01 pm
See, now that’s what really skinny is supposed to look like. She still looks healthy even with no body fat. HoHan, Mischa, Nicole and the rest of the Friends-against-Calories need to take a lesson from her. (She can still look pretty trashy at times though, so not all is forgiven)
krisdylee | July 27, 2006 at 3:06 pm
I covet those shoes with all my clitoris.
sirokai | July 27, 2006 at 3:17 pm
I say she’s not drunk, she’s stoned.
#32: “Compare her and Britney in the past, and then compare her and Britney now”
Ok: neither has ever, in their lives, had a decent song. The rest is irrelevant.
jrzpussie | July 27, 2006 at 3:27 pm
@32, alright I agree about the cheetos but being married to a ferrett man goes a little far…When Christina says she never thought she would get married, she means she never thought she would have married someone as low down on the looker pedastal as this ugly fuck
crabbity | July 27, 2006 at 3:34 pm
Does she ever smile? In all of here pictures, she looks blank, like a robot….hey wait a minute. That explains it. This isn’t the *real* Cristina, this is the cyborg built by ferretboy. He has to continually repair and upgrade her so that explains the continuous change in appearance and that broken “knee” picture. I bet the real Christina is handcuffed to a pipe in the basement screaming for someone to rescue her. I think I’m on to something.
pinky_nip | July 27, 2006 at 3:34 pm
If I woke up as Christina, the first thing I’d do is masterbate in front of the mirror.