Christina Aguilera buys stuff for Britney Spears’ kid

September 28th, 2006 // 49 Comments

I didn’t even know there was one, but the feud between Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera is reportedly over. Christina bought a $570 gift bag for Britney’s new son, Sutton Pierce, which includes a hooded towel, overalls, slippers, and a crockery set.

The goodies will be added to the lavish room little Sutton Pierce shares with older brother Sean Preston, which according to L&S cost Spears $100,000 to redecorate in blue with nautical themes and a large SPF – the initials of both tykes – stenciled on the wall. “Britney worked with two designers to make the nursery state of the art,” a friend told the mag. “She told the decorators to spare no expense. She’s indulging herself and her new son. This is definitely the most joyous time of her life.”

And no, Chirstina Aguilera hasn’t turned into a bald black man, that’s just a shot of the gift bag she got for Britney. Although sometimes I wonder what it would be like if she really did turn into a bald black man. My fantasies would be a little different, but I can’t say I’m not a little curious. Oh wait, yes I can. I can say it very loudly.


  1. BarbadoSlim

    Sutton Pierce….heh.Is her next kid/abused child gonna be named Right Guard Tom?

  2. Kg

    Horse of troj, anyone?

  3. ICouldn'tResist

    Gay … don’t post shit like this.

  4. Why should ANY news agency care about something like this, let alone the Superficial.
    People give people gift bags ALL THE TIME.
    If she gave Britney a brain to cure cancer or to stamp out aids, that would be newsworthy.
    Why should we give a shit about what Christina gave Britney for her baby.

    (Draws in a deep breath) Yes, I feel better!

  5. pinky_nip

    I think Christina should’ve been a smartass and put a helmet in the bag.

  6. bigponie

    I bet she threw in a video of ‘rosemary’s baby’ in the gift basket.

  7. 86

    Gah I can’t wait for Britney to get hot again and come back to kick XTina’s loud ass mouth off the charts.

  8. shell

    Those kids have to share a room?

  9. commissioner

    Hell, if Christina had just asked, I would have given her the baby shit in my garage. I would have “gift wrapped” it in hefty bags for her. For an extra fee, of course.

  10. I took a break for this story? Although I haven’t heard anything about Chirstina Aguilera in quite some time. Watch, she will be the next celeb whore again on The Superficial.

    Paris, Lohan, Brit and Aguilera. Nope, no thoughts come to mind.


  11. IFuckingHateYou

    #10 – I was wondering about the 2 kids sharinf a room too, so I did a little investigating.
    Turns out that K-Fag spent all of Brit’s money so the bitch couldn’t add another nursery on to her house. They couldn’t re-model another room into a nursey for the most recent demon spawn because K-Fag has all the rooms “reserved” for trophy rooms for when the awards start to roll in for his musical career.

  12. Commish – but would you have had it delivered by a bald black guy? That is the icing on the cake.

  13. jrzmommy

    She’s hoping the Britney and K-Fag let the kids play with the cellophane.

  14. LOL@ 7

    So if they got a picture of the guy who stole it, why the fuck isn’t he arrested yet?

  15. pinky_nip

    @16: You racist bastard… can I have your children?

  16. This is so obviously a “fuck you, very much” from Xtina to Brit. Only $570.00? I’ve given more than that to charity. She’s saying to Brit, “Congrats on another kid… I’m touring, selling the new album, and on stage where my ass should be while you’re knee-deep in diapers and a dead-beat husband.” Christina’s doing what she’s supposed to – namely, being a pop star. Brit’s overweight and suffering from post-partum, regret and jealousy. Make no mistake, this “kiddie basket” is one big middle finger from Dirrrty Girl to WhiteTrash Mama.

  17. commissioner


    We use inmate labor around these parts. I’m sure I could sweet talk one of them into taking a long drive. I’d add a kiddie pool with some pet stingrays.

  18. RichPort

    Obviously WalMart was out of their signature “Cheetos/ Slim Jim Snack Basket”.

    #7 – HA!!!

  19. RichPort

    #16 – R Kelly doesn’t get arrested for shit. He may even pee on the Federspawn.

  20. hostileholly

    The most distrurbing part of this story is that those kids are sharing a room. Can’t Miss Money-bags find another room in the mansion for the new kid??!?

  21. Jenna

    #18 – that’s what I was thinking, but at least Christina is doing her part to make sure the new SPF has at least a few items that aren’t “pre-owned”

  22. A better gift would be some birth control, or a kick to the ovaries.

  23. PunjabPete

    Anyone who spends 100K on a baby room needs a severe beating…

  24. Jacq

    Kevin was just impressed that their baby gift was delivered by Warren G.

    #16 – They all look alike!

  25. biatcho

    The dumb cumbucket (Britney) probably has a 10,000 square foot house and rooms dedicated to stashing cheetos & drug paraphernalia but she makes the two kids share a fucking room? What an asshole.

  26. My hairdresser is right upstairs. I think I’ll go hang out there with some water balloons one day.

  27. Christina forgot the vital items! How could she do such a thing! Here’s what she forgot:

    1. Cheetos.
    2. A Helmet.
    3. A new family.

  28. shell


  29. Jacq

    Per chance, do you think she gave her any CONDOMS? With and instruction manual? Since she obviously doesn’t know what they’re used for…

  30. stinger

    Sutton Pierce? Sean Preston? How the hell does she come up with these names? Did she read some Danielle Steele novel set in Antebellum and decide they was real sophistimacated sounding monikers? These kids are Goobers or Skeets or Joe Bobs or Jrs., but not these fancy sounding names. Good lord, the Federlines make the Gotti’s look like the Hapsburgs.

  31. Steeno

    @33, money can’t buy class. can buy a few i.q. points, but the federlines are too far behind to catch up.

    hapsburgs, HA!

  32. GhettoPrincess

    So, noboby is probably reading my comment, seeing as I am way down on the list. And i didnt read every comment, but did no one else realize that these poor bastard’s initials are SPF…. like WHO wants to be named after sun protection? might as well name your kid aspartame…. make sense? no? good, i am just abusing the power of posting comments…. ten seconds of your life you will never get back. anyone else after this MUST give props to my comment #.

  33. To Poster #1, get an education or at least a dictionary for Christ’s sake. Is ‘crockery’ that hard to understand for you?

  34. jrzmommy

    36–random fuck….I know damn fucking well what crockery is, I just think it’s extremely pretentious and…well, stupid to call it that. Now run away before someone drops a house on you, too…..fucking cunt.

  35. Poor Christina. She’s such a mega flop.
    Britney rocks!

  36. jrzmommy

    36–Besides, the word “crockery” is so painfully fucking British it makes my skin crawl.

  37. RichPort

    Feeling a bit cheeky, I took the lift with my coloured crockery in tow to my flat, used the loo because I was so pissed, and was cross with myself for falling on my arse.

    Someone please tell me how the fuck that is English.

  38. jrzmommy

    Oh Richard, do tell us of how you became so pissed? Were you out with the football hooligans again, dear? Was your behaviour randy? You’re so very lucky your wife didn’t throw crockery at you upon your arrival back to your flat.

  39. RichPort

    Needless to say, I was in a bit of barney after consuming so many pints. Me lady me gear, so I had to smoke a few fags instead.

  40. RichPort

    Me lady hid me gear, that is. Bloody bird! Those wankers at the pub are a pain in the bum…

  41. jrzmommy

    Are you daft, Rich! You’re lucky those birds didn’t give you a shot in your dangly bits!

  42. RichPort


  43. jrzmommy

    bloody hell!

  44. danielle

    a typical dumbass would think that the person in this picture would’ve stolen something from Snotty Mcsnootpants..but actually (its the other way around).

  45. radically4peace

    If I was as rich as Britney Spears, I would never make my kids share a room. That’s what you do when you’re poor and you don’t have enough rooms.

  46. thisisntwhatyouhopedfor

    oh for christ’s sake. indeed, for $570, try for something more substantial than overpriced wank.

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