Christina Aguilera blows stuff

March 22nd, 2007 // 72 Comments
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Here’s Christina Aguilera help celebrating Nylon Magazine’s 8th Anniversary Celebration. And if you’re thinking to yourself, “Who blows out candles like that?” the answer is me. I also pose topless in doorways and give intense stares over my shoulder for no reason. I mean, who doesn’t?

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  1. iamsosmrt

    Ha, Ha! She’s making the only BLOWING face she knows.
    Sweetie, you

  2. woodhorse

    She actually beat out Paris for pure sluttiness. I didn’t think it could be done. And so clownishly, too. Wow. Pete Doherty still sets the bar but she is getting close.

  3. arden

    She’s enjoying playing glamour-doll . . . I think it’s great! You only live once, right? Why live to please others?

  4. Lowlands

    Latina- and Westerneuropean blood,nicely mixed.Imagine there’s time people looked down to you when you’re of mixed breed.There must have been many jealous on them.This is one of the results now from the many different generations before.

  5. Lowlands

    She’s about 96% Latina and 4% Westerneuropean…But who cares..?

  6. cayana

    Oh Christina, you sexy beast.

  7. bungoone

    52, there is a difference, little it may be, between acting slutty and being slutty. clearly paris IS a slut. christina just acts like one.

    and since when do guys not like girls who act slutty?

  8. woodhorse

    57. Nope, she’s a real slut. Dallas Austin did a whole tape trashing her and Joss Stone for all the people they “fucked for tracks”, including himself. He said that she was fucking him at the same time as her (then future)husband and a few other guys and hubby knew about it. I am just saying that now she is also ACTING more slutty, not becoming more slutty.

  9. Man, I’d like to blow her, he he he…wait…

  10. WTFiswrongwithUppl

    She is hot, period. She can still work it so let her. I’d like to see her get a nice deep conditioner & some Regis Silk Drops for shine though.

  11. Anyone ever notice that she frequently displays a snarling Rocky Balboa grimace of sorts while smiling? (It’s in pretty much every pic in the link posted by #5) Drives me nuts.

    Anyway, while this look is better than her whole “lol I dyed the ends of my hair black” disaster, I think everyone is over her Marilyn Monroe fixation. Geez Christina, you’re a pop star; aren’t they supposed to change their whole look every other week? TRY SOMETHING NEW.

    And omfg at the way she’s blowing out the candles. Could it look any more contrived? “hay guyz look at how hott I am while I bloe out caek lawl”

  12. iamsosmrt

    Every second there is some stupid as party for celerities. They must hate themselves so much that they can’t ever just sit the fuck down and spend some alone time.

    I persoanally hate people very much so i actually enjoy having time for myself but these douches remind me of the stupid girls who can’t even go pee without taking an army in with them. it screams of self hate and insecurity to have to be seen and be parting every single friggin second.

    She’s improved tremendously but she really looks like she’s a South Beach drag queen.

  13. Bessymouse

    #61 “hay guyz look at how hott I am while I bloe out caek lawl”

    #62 South Beach drag queen.

    HA!

  14. sparkyotoole

    Damn shes hot, id do her

  15. k naz

    whenever i see this little bitch i light up.

    my panties fill with delight… and i didn’t think i was into girls?

    she must have powers

  16. I want a blow job from her.

  17. Topaz Vamp

    Hey, #51, so-called “i am so smart,” you don’t seem to comprehend what you read. You wrote:

    Ha, Ha! She’s making the only BLOWING face she knows. Sweetie, you

  18. bungoone

    58, so you’re going to believe everything you hear on some tape by Dallas Austin? whoever that is.

  19. iamsosmrt

    #67 what

  20. Truthseeker013

    Jealousy is so ugly…

  21. iamsosmrt

    So Paris Hilton’s real name is Jealousy, huh, that makes sense.

  22. BananaChips

    What’s up with the arms-over-the-head pose??? She ugly, even with the ton of makeup on her.

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