Christina Aguilera blows stuff

March 22nd, 2007 // 72 Comments
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Here’s Christina Aguilera help celebrating Nylon Magazine’s 8th Anniversary Celebration. And if you’re thinking to yourself, “Who blows out candles like that?” the answer is me. I also pose topless in doorways and give intense stares over my shoulder for no reason. I mean, who doesn’t?

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  1. lustpockets

    FIRST HO’s

  2. amaritimer

    she is so cute, I wonder when she’ll be going into rehab…

  3. whackjob

    She can keep milking it as long as she wants, she’s still capable of looking good.

    speaking of milking it…

  4. lustpockets

    she is hot and she can sing, AND she seems like a total slut bag freak of a whore. Whats not to love?

  5. I wish she would blow me.

    Look at the high quality pics of Xtina here.

    http://www.yeeeah.com/forums/showthread.php?t=43

  6. one_and_only_fan_of_ponk's_troll

    oh good, i see another RichPort photoshop opportunity in the making…

  7. dontyouwish

    i was going to say “oh good, she’s looking less like an oompa loompa” based on these pics, but then i checked the link that number 5 posted…

  8. YouRang

    How is this Marilyn Monroe act not embarrassing her yet? She’s hot, but vanity can only go so far and then it gets weird.

  9. llllllllll

    Can she be anymore annoying? gouge my eyes out will ya

  10. lookma_nohans

    Yum. In pic #2, her lipstick matches the trim on her bra. [pause for self-abuse at work]

    Now if only the bra trim were actually the result of lipstick prints… Although then I’d probably just end up humping the pencil sharpener, and we all know that’s dangerous.

  11. lookma_nohans

    And yes, my pencils are the size of a cordless phone.

  12. Binky

    Her waist seems to be getting higher and higher.
    I guess that’s what happens when you belt-out songs.

  13. jrzmommy

    She wishes she had the body and sexiness of Marilyn Monroe. She’s closer to Marilyn Manson than Marilyn Monroe.

  14. “She’s closer to Marilyn Manson than Marilyn Monroe.”

    Seriously? Get real. STFU.

  15. HollyJ

    LOL 13 – I totally agree.

  16. MissRandom

    Are my eyes deceiving me or is that HER on the cake?!?

    How self absorbed can you be? I mean its like she getting off on checking herself out…

    Who would have thought Christina would be the “pretty one” from the Mickey Mouse Club?

  17. HollyJ

    PS No one will EVER be able to replicate the real Marilyn. She was a true original. All the others are just hack wannabes.

  18. DrPhowstus

    Little known fact: I worked that party and was responsible for, how to put this, frosting the cake. I ate confectioner’s sugar and melon for weeks, and tied my hands behind my back so as to preclude my urge to rub one out. Outside of a few strokes of the ol’ frosting knife, I almost covered the entire cake with just a few well placed, heh heh, shots.

  19. jrzmommy

    No Dean, you got me! I’m not being serious. Imagine that….a sarcastic post on a site called Thesuperficial.com. Your use of “get real” and STFU, coupled with your obvious enchantment for Christina Aguilialigghoaodarara makes me think you’re a great big gigantic faggot.

  20. MrSemprini

    Yah…

    All I need is somebody to do a brain transplant between her and my wife. Now that’s America, baby!

  21. TashaVin`

    …you know…Ms. Monroe was a size 14/16…

  22. veggi

    I am sooooooooooooooo putting my face on my next birthday cake.

    Or jumping out of it, cause I’m one sexy biatch.

  23. TashaVin`

    I find it steamy how she can wear skulls and make them hot. She is dreamy, isn’t she…? (although HORRID w/o makeup…. Leave it to fantasy though…

  24. TashaVin`

    After visiting the link up there, she does still have the oompa loompa color, but you gotta wear the wildest makeup to deal with the flash… have you ever noticed when you take pics of your girlfriends with makeup, their faces look ghostly? it’s because of the sunscreen in the formula… and is that overspray pretending to be lowlights in her hair? Why can’t people just leave their skin alone?! I saw vids of her the other day and I thought she was a mexican until i saw her face, then i was like WAAAAAAA?! (the video of her and britney and madonna)

    Sorry for the novel…

  25. Newlab

    Where is her pet Monkey?…I mean Husband.

  26. D'arcy

    I like her because she beats Britney Spears with her looks, talent, and (relatively) stable personality.

  27. cm

    How cheesy can you get? Posing to blow out a cake like that, she’s as big an attention skank as Paris Hilton. Just wait till it they age, and everything goes south, lol.

  28. MollyPoo

    She’s gorgeous and has amazing talent, but those poses are ridiculous. Just keep it real, girl.

  29. LoneWolf

    I’ve never cared for her Marilyn affectation. I guess she doesn’t have anything going on her own so she has to rip off an icon.

    On the other hand, the media committed the blasphemy of comparing Anna Nicole Smith to Marilyn, so if CA wants to be lumped in with ANS, go for it, Hon.

    Regardless, Larry “Bud” Melman was worth a dozen Christina’s.

  30. jpjrocks

    She’s hot, to bad she’s into scat.

  31. jrzmommy

    30-Cheers to Larry Bud!

  32. Topaz Vamp

    She is so cute now, but that pose is so contrived. I don’t think that cake means she’s an egomaniac, though – she didn’t buy it, Nylon magazine bought it for her.

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    What a skeezer!

  34. bungoone

    not really sure what the big deal with marilyn monroe is anyway. what did she do besides pose nude and act ditzy? so yeah #30, it would make sense to compare ANS to marilyn monroe.

  35. Anexio

    Gawd what I would give to stick my little tiny wiener in that.

  36. BarbadoSlim

    Is she ever not “ON” and by on I mean acting like some kind of over the top prostitute.

  37. MrSemprini

    #36, you mean the cake?

  38. schack

    nice WEAVE honey. my barbies had nicer hair, even after my dog tried to chew their heads off.

  39. imran karim

    pretty hot

  40. Troller

    Nylon magazine – she’s on the cover of their 8th anniversary issue. That’s why they invited her to blow the cake.

    Off to google Nylon- I hope it’s a fetish magazine.

  41. schack

    anyone remember that christina shaved her head too? almost forgot. no one cared.

  42. Dan

    First.

  43. edamame

    Who in the hell would want to eat that cake after it’s been blown by her?! I mean, she uses that mouth on that husband of hers. Ugh!

    Wonder what her father did/didn’t do for her that made her want to grow up to be a blow-up sex doll?

  44. whitegold

    That’s exactly what I was thinking, who actually blows out candles like that! Still, while I generally don’t like her at all, in that first pic, I’d totally let her suck on it looking like that.

    In other news, what the heck is Nylon Magazine and their celebrating their 8th anniversary of what?! I certainly hope this is for publishing their 8th issue ever, and not for 8 years of publishing, cuz after 8 years I’ve still never heard of them, and I tend to think I’m not at all alone in that.

  45. edamame

    I’ve never heard of that mag either, and I thought maybe it was sold wrapped in a poly bag…like porn, and maybe that’s why.

    They should’ve made her more orange on that cake, just for the sake of accuracy.

  46. wedgeone

    The only difference between Paris and Christina right now is that Paris put her imaginary Hollywood Walk of Fame star on her cake, while Christina actually did something worthy of topping a cake with.
    Now if she could frost my tube cake, I’d be set for life.

    BTW, anyone remember the pics of CA floating around a couple of years ago, where she had black hair and more rolls than a bakery?

  47. She always sits like she’s got a foot long butt plug up her ass. Or she’s trying to keep her ben-wa balls from slipping out. Either way, something’s going on up that skirt of hers.

  48. Did you see the lips on that carrot? I could feel the vaccum of that meat tunnel through my monitor…

  49. Manistoned

    “She’s closer to Marilyn Manson than Marilyn Monroe.”

    Got that part squirted out right bud. Everything about her is fake. Just another Britney, painted up whore. In person you just ask who let the little kid get into her mommy’s makeup.

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