Here’s Christina Aguilera help celebrating Nylon Magazine’s 8th Anniversary Celebration. And if you’re thinking to yourself, “Who blows out candles like that?” the answer is me. I also pose topless in doorways and give intense stares over my shoulder for no reason. I mean, who doesn’t?
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lustpockets | March 22, 2007 at 10:32 am
FIRST HO’s
amaritimer | March 22, 2007 at 10:33 am
she is so cute, I wonder when she’ll be going into rehab…
whackjob | March 22, 2007 at 10:34 am
She can keep milking it as long as she wants, she’s still capable of looking good.
speaking of milking it…
lustpockets | March 22, 2007 at 10:36 am
she is hot and she can sing, AND she seems like a total slut bag freak of a whore. Whats not to love?
Fifth Stooge | March 22, 2007 at 10:37 am
I wish she would blow me.
Look at the high quality pics of Xtina here.
http://www.yeeeah.com/forums/showthread.php?t=43
one_and_only_fan_of_ponk's_troll | March 22, 2007 at 10:40 am
oh good, i see another RichPort photoshop opportunity in the making…
dontyouwish | March 22, 2007 at 10:43 am
i was going to say “oh good, she’s looking less like an oompa loompa” based on these pics, but then i checked the link that number 5 posted…
YouRang | March 22, 2007 at 10:46 am
How is this Marilyn Monroe act not embarrassing her yet? She’s hot, but vanity can only go so far and then it gets weird.
llllllllll | March 22, 2007 at 10:49 am
Can she be anymore annoying? gouge my eyes out will ya
lookma_nohans | March 22, 2007 at 11:01 am
Yum. In pic #2, her lipstick matches the trim on her bra. [pause for self-abuse at work]
Now if only the bra trim were actually the result of lipstick prints… Although then I’d probably just end up humping the pencil sharpener, and we all know that’s dangerous.
lookma_nohans | March 22, 2007 at 11:03 am
And yes, my pencils are the size of a cordless phone.
Binky | March 22, 2007 at 11:09 am
Her waist seems to be getting higher and higher.
I guess that’s what happens when you belt-out songs.
jrzmommy | March 22, 2007 at 11:15 am
She wishes she had the body and sexiness of Marilyn Monroe. She’s closer to Marilyn Manson than Marilyn Monroe.
Dean | March 22, 2007 at 11:23 am
“She’s closer to Marilyn Manson than Marilyn Monroe.”
Seriously? Get real. STFU.
HollyJ | March 22, 2007 at 11:25 am
LOL 13 – I totally agree.
MissRandom | March 22, 2007 at 11:26 am
Are my eyes deceiving me or is that HER on the cake?!?
How self absorbed can you be? I mean its like she getting off on checking herself out…
Who would have thought Christina would be the “pretty one” from the Mickey Mouse Club?
HollyJ | March 22, 2007 at 11:26 am
PS No one will EVER be able to replicate the real Marilyn. She was a true original. All the others are just hack wannabes.
DrPhowstus | March 22, 2007 at 11:28 am
Little known fact: I worked that party and was responsible for, how to put this, frosting the cake. I ate confectioner’s sugar and melon for weeks, and tied my hands behind my back so as to preclude my urge to rub one out. Outside of a few strokes of the ol’ frosting knife, I almost covered the entire cake with just a few well placed, heh heh, shots.
Poroleishon | March 22, 2007 at 11:30 am
She
jrzmommy | March 22, 2007 at 11:32 am
No Dean, you got me! I’m not being serious. Imagine that….a sarcastic post on a site called Thesuperficial.com. Your use of “get real” and STFU, coupled with your obvious enchantment for Christina Aguilialigghoaodarara makes me think you’re a great big gigantic faggot.
MrSemprini | March 22, 2007 at 11:35 am
Yah…
All I need is somebody to do a brain transplant between her and my wife. Now that’s America, baby!
TashaVin` | March 22, 2007 at 11:38 am
…you know…Ms. Monroe was a size 14/16…
veggi | March 22, 2007 at 11:39 am
I am sooooooooooooooo putting my face on my next birthday cake.
Or jumping out of it, cause I’m one sexy biatch.
TashaVin` | March 22, 2007 at 11:39 am
I find it steamy how she can wear skulls and make them hot. She is dreamy, isn’t she…? (although HORRID w/o makeup…. Leave it to fantasy though…
TashaVin` | March 22, 2007 at 11:44 am
After visiting the link up there, she does still have the oompa loompa color, but you gotta wear the wildest makeup to deal with the flash… have you ever noticed when you take pics of your girlfriends with makeup, their faces look ghostly? it’s because of the sunscreen in the formula… and is that overspray pretending to be lowlights in her hair? Why can’t people just leave their skin alone?! I saw vids of her the other day and I thought she was a mexican until i saw her face, then i was like WAAAAAAA?! (the video of her and britney and madonna)
Sorry for the novel…
Newlab | March 22, 2007 at 11:45 am
Where is her pet Monkey?…I mean Husband.
D'arcy | March 22, 2007 at 11:46 am
I like her because she beats Britney Spears with her looks, talent, and (relatively) stable personality.
cm | March 22, 2007 at 11:58 am
How cheesy can you get? Posing to blow out a cake like that, she’s as big an attention skank as Paris Hilton. Just wait till it they age, and everything goes south, lol.
MollyPoo | March 22, 2007 at 12:02 pm
She’s gorgeous and has amazing talent, but those poses are ridiculous. Just keep it real, girl.
LoneWolf | March 22, 2007 at 12:07 pm
I’ve never cared for her Marilyn affectation. I guess she doesn’t have anything going on her own so she has to rip off an icon.
On the other hand, the media committed the blasphemy of comparing Anna Nicole Smith to Marilyn, so if CA wants to be lumped in with ANS, go for it, Hon.
Regardless, Larry “Bud” Melman was worth a dozen Christina’s.
jpjrocks | March 22, 2007 at 12:12 pm
She’s hot, to bad she’s into scat.
jrzmommy | March 22, 2007 at 12:15 pm
30-Cheers to Larry Bud!
Topaz Vamp | March 22, 2007 at 12:20 pm
She is so cute now, but that pose is so contrived. I don’t think that cake means she’s an egomaniac, though – she didn’t buy it, Nylon magazine bought it for her.
Hollywood headache | March 22, 2007 at 12:23 pm
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What a skeezer!
bungoone | March 22, 2007 at 12:27 pm
not really sure what the big deal with marilyn monroe is anyway. what did she do besides pose nude and act ditzy? so yeah #30, it would make sense to compare ANS to marilyn monroe.
Anexio | March 22, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Gawd what I would give to stick my little tiny wiener in that.
BarbadoSlim | March 22, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Is she ever not “ON” and by on I mean acting like some kind of over the top prostitute.
MrSemprini | March 22, 2007 at 1:00 pm
#36, you mean the cake?
schack | March 22, 2007 at 1:13 pm
nice WEAVE honey. my barbies had nicer hair, even after my dog tried to chew their heads off.
imran karim | March 22, 2007 at 1:15 pm
pretty hot
Troller | March 22, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Nylon magazine – she’s on the cover of their 8th anniversary issue. That’s why they invited her to blow the cake.
Off to google Nylon- I hope it’s a fetish magazine.
schack | March 22, 2007 at 1:50 pm
anyone remember that christina shaved her head too? almost forgot. no one cared.
Dan | March 22, 2007 at 1:51 pm
First.
edamame | March 22, 2007 at 1:57 pm
Who in the hell would want to eat that cake after it’s been blown by her?! I mean, she uses that mouth on that husband of hers. Ugh!
Wonder what her father did/didn’t do for her that made her want to grow up to be a blow-up sex doll?
whitegold | March 22, 2007 at 2:06 pm
That’s exactly what I was thinking, who actually blows out candles like that! Still, while I generally don’t like her at all, in that first pic, I’d totally let her suck on it looking like that.
In other news, what the heck is Nylon Magazine and their celebrating their 8th anniversary of what?! I certainly hope this is for publishing their 8th issue ever, and not for 8 years of publishing, cuz after 8 years I’ve still never heard of them, and I tend to think I’m not at all alone in that.
edamame | March 22, 2007 at 2:24 pm
I’ve never heard of that mag either, and I thought maybe it was sold wrapped in a poly bag…like porn, and maybe that’s why.
They should’ve made her more orange on that cake, just for the sake of accuracy.
wedgeone | March 22, 2007 at 2:47 pm
The only difference between Paris and Christina right now is that Paris put her imaginary Hollywood Walk of Fame star on her cake, while Christina actually did something worthy of topping a cake with.
Now if she could frost my tube cake, I’d be set for life.
BTW, anyone remember the pics of CA floating around a couple of years ago, where she had black hair and more rolls than a bakery?
UNWASHEDMASSES | March 22, 2007 at 2:48 pm
She always sits like she’s got a foot long butt plug up her ass. Or she’s trying to keep her ben-wa balls from slipping out. Either way, something’s going on up that skirt of hers.
New York Pundit | March 22, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Did you see the lips on that carrot? I could feel the vaccum of that meat tunnel through my monitor…
Manistoned | March 22, 2007 at 3:13 pm
“She’s closer to Marilyn Manson than Marilyn Monroe.”
Got that part squirted out right bud. Everything about her is fake. Just another Britney, painted up whore. In person you just ask who let the little kid get into her mommy’s makeup.