Christina Aguilera made her first post-pregnancy appearance at a West Hollywood Best Buy yesterday. Wow, lactation is awesome. Even better she had a C-section. You know what means, fellas. Huh? Yeah? But, no, seriously, what does it mean? I know nothing about the birthing process. All my dad told me was that a stork shows up and steals your wallet and testicles. Which explains why he attacked a pelican with a broken beer bottle during my first trip to the zoo. Fortunately he set me in the tiger pit beforehand. He even gave me a raw steak to play with. Love ya, Pop.
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post-pregnant christina looks like a whore.
white hair+red lipstick does not go with exposed cleavage.
NO, just because docs are inducing women DOES NOT mean they are any more accurate at determining due dates. AGAIN- look up “iatrogenic prematurity” and “respiratory distress” related to C-section!!!
she looks like hatchetface from crybaby.
She doesnt need all that make up!!
and i dont believe those tits are natural!! no way!!
she is still awesomely hot!
What a Clown Whore!
thanks for your information
What a Clown Whore!
What a Clown Whore!
wow ,like a ball
so big! wow!