Christina Aguilera is post-pregnantly hot

February 6th, 2008 // 210 Comments

Christina Aguilera made her first post-pregnancy appearance at a West Hollywood Best Buy yesterday. Wow, lactation is awesome. Even better she had a C-section. You know what means, fellas. Huh? Yeah? But, no, seriously, what does it mean? I know nothing about the birthing process. All my dad told me was that a stork shows up and steals your wallet and testicles. Which explains why he attacked a pelican with a broken beer bottle during my first trip to the zoo. Fortunately he set me in the tiger pit beforehand. He even gave me a raw steak to play with. Love ya, Pop.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin
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  1. Igottabemeeee

    Ok #87 – That is now my new name for X-Tina = Wigger Tranny Bowlegged Freak. Does that make “Wigger” her first name, “Tranny Bowlegged” her middle name, and “Freak” the last name? I kind of like “Bowlegged Tranny” because it reads better as a middle name. Thank you.

  2. Hallery

    #84 Nice try. We don’t have a daughter. Bet you have a tiny little penis though, don’t you?

  3. Team Brit

    Wow… she’s a 21st Century Peg Bundy. You could get her hubby Jordan to play opposite her as Al, but he’s not nearly as attractive as Ed O’Neil. I wonder what Silicone flavored Milk tastes like… Nice stretch marks, btw.

  4. Shep

    sooooooooooooo hot. I’d love to have those flap jacks for breakfast every morning!

  5. mrs.t

    #98-”…a new Lord of the Rings where Gollum got fat”. That made me laugh. Thank you, I’ve had a crap day.

    Good night.

  6. magpie

    Aguilera is incredibly hot but for once in my life I’d like to see her without the clown makeup.

  7. fake boobs

    They’re fake. She used to be as flat as a pancake and now they’re supersized. I hope the silicon doesn’t leak into the milk when she beastfeeds the sasquatch’s kid.

    PS – She needs to take it easy on the make-up and lipstick. She looks like a cheap street whore.

  8. Victoria

    Wow, the mammary fairy paid a visit to someone…

    #107 Google: engorgement

  9. Daniel

    She does look good, I’ll give her that… but the lipstick is a BIT much, gives her this hatchet-face appeal in a few of these pics…

  10. Brett

    Blonde Marilyn Manson with fake boobs?

  11. Badgurl

    Okay questions. How can she be lactating when she has breast implants? It’s no secret she has them. Don’t you lose the ability to breast feed with implants? Someone clarify. Another thing… isn’t all that fake tanner a bit much? Come on girl damn!!!!! You should aslo tone down the lipstick a bit. It wouldn’t hurt. And as far as her talent… untouchable voice. Rock it.

  12. Daniel

    She does look good, I’ll give her that… but the lipstick is a BIT much, gives her this hatchet-face appeal in a few of these pics…

  13. Mixedsugar

    She looks really good. I like her fuller figure. She’s so beautiful and I hope her son looks like her if you get my drift…………..

  14. uhh

    she looks awful. she’s come along way from her disgusting mulon rouge fiasco and it’s a shame that it appears she’s relapsing. i think she looks absolutely revolting. now my question is this: are celebrity tabloid-trash sites paid or “influenced” to side one way or the other about a certain celebrity? because she looks trashy and disgusting and i’m surprised by lack of negative remarks on these sites. everyone seems to say “wowowowow hottie” even though she looks like a transvestite. is it because of her breasts? or the fact that she has the look of “yea i’ll fuck you, or anything”

    some insight please!

  15. I’m glad her life is together

  16. XTIVO

    WOW.

    HOW PAIIIIIIIIIIIIINFUL HER TITS MUST BE.

  17. kels

    she’s rocking that nice post pregnancy Latinalicious body. Yes, for all you rascist homos, she’s actually half Latin. Don’t hate. She’s hot either way.

  18. squab

    TITTY CITY!!!

  19. Anexio

    Hey Bob from Accounting …..

    You’re my favorite poster right now.

    Shoutout to the Diceman

    “Bob”, is that your name or what you do?

  20. Juaqin Ingles

    Maybe after one kid and if you’re young you can stay relatively tight, but after the second and third that hanging sack of fish flesh hidden underneath that dangling apron of stomach skin probably queefs with every step you take…

  21. koko

    wat a hoe

  22. anexio

    #117, she’s half wetback? No she fucking ain’t??? Is she???

    She’s an illegal ignorant?

    Get the eff outta here!

  23. kels

    she’s rocking that nice post pregnancy Latinalicious body. Yes, for all you rascist homos, she’s actually half Latin. Don’t hate. She’s hot either way.

  24. kels

    she’s rocking that nice post pregnancy Latinalicious body. Yes, for all you rascist homos, she’s actually half Latin. Don’t hate. She’s hot either way.

  25. XTINAROCKS

    GO BUY CHRISTINA:LIVE AND DOWN UNDER FROM BEST BUY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. Jo

    She looks like Anna Nicole. WAY too much white powder of her face, looks too plastic and has the bright red gaping mouth… We need a side by side of the two…

  27. Which Is Better?

    #8

    Well, with a C section, the vagina may be tighter, but some muscles usually got damaged after the cut, so she won’t be able to squeeze a cock as tight, fast and long as she used to.

  28. JANE

    She seriously looks like SUCH a tranny and her boobs are disgusting !! I’m really curious to see how she will be as a mother… and what her baby’s gonna look like. Hopefully the baby isn’t cursed with it’s daddy’s fugly face

  29. HARMONY

    IM NOT GOING TO SAY IT AGAIN.WHEN YOU HAVE A BABY.YOUR BOOBS GET BIGGER .

  30. HARMONY

    IM NOT GOING TO SAY IT AGAIN.WHEN YOU HAVE A BABY.YOUR BOOBS GET BIGGER .

  31. HARMONY

    IM NOT GOING TO SAY IT AGAIN.WHEN YOU HAVE A BABY.YOUR BOOBS GET BIGGER .

  32. Juaquin Ingles

    #129: Hmm… Interesting point. But so what about herniated muscles? I mean if you see a chick (who decided to shoot it out her snatch) a couple months post-partum and her flabby gut still sticks out a foot beyond her sagging tits, are the pelvic floor muscles fucked too? Never thought about that. Visualizing a chick squeezing out a human head from between her legs while she’s shitting herself at the same time, and the ensuing airplane hangar pussy, saggy ass, and goat udders were always pretty good turn-offs too.

  33. Juaquin Ingles

    You just said it three fucking times. And sure they get bigger, replete with Freddy Kruger stretch marks and complete lack of whatever pre-kid bouyancy.

  34. TS

    Kels and Harmony, alright already, we get it.

  35. FRT

    Hell…fake or real…I’d love to stick my nose right in between her two mammary glands and go PPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT…!!!

  36. Dave

    can someone talk about how she matched her bra to her shoes… for real, com’on

  37. Anal Fistula

    what is up with the clown makeup?

  38. Mark Twain

    Nice fake boobs!

  39. RENEE...

    wow, get with it superficial guy; you need an update!! Unfortunately crrazy ass Britney was released from the looney bin today. Send in the clowns…

  40. RENEE...

    …wait, there’s one now…its Christina Aguwhateverthefuckherlastnameis clown face.

  41. ice dragon

    Fuck. Still now she all banged up. She used to be tight and sexy….not she fucked up.

  42. Damn. Her boob job looks ridiculous after child birth.

  43. Yeah, shes still a hot bitch. You know shes looking at Britney going…”HAAAAAAA”

  44. Yeah, shes still a hot bitch. You know shes looking at Britney going…”HAAAAAAA”

  45. Team Brit

    #111

    They don’t take out your breast tissue when you get implants, the implants go behind the chest muscle. Doesn’t inhibit the lactating.

  46. HeavenScent

    mmmm nothing like a bleach blonde balloon boobed transexualized Oompa Loompa…..with opaque stretch leggings from Forever21 to squeeze all that baby fat in….heard Nicole Ritchie was sweeter than her in delivery…..lame

  47. HeavenScent

    mmmm nothing like a bleach blonde balloon boobed transexualized Oompa Loompa…..with opaque stretch leggings from Forever21 to squeeze all that baby fat in….heard Nicole Ritchie was sweeter than her in delivery…..lame

  48. fake boobs

    Nobody gives a fuck what race or ethnicity she is except for some idiots (kels)with low self-confidence. Small-minded tribal people tend to notice things like race and ethnicity first.

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