Christina Aguilera at VMAs: How did I miss these?!

September 9th, 2008 // 133 Comments

In my haste to pretend the VMAs never happened (Which they didn’t, and I’ll fight to the death anyone who says otherwise.), I somehow managed to completely miss Christina Aguilera displaying her ginormous rack. The Superficial regrets its error and wants to assure our readers we’re dedicated to high-quality boob-related journalism. Now that that’s over with, awwww yeah!

Someone call Bob Woodward at the Post. He just got served.

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  1. haroof

    Haha I agree with #99.

    I wouldn’t last 30 seconds with those fun bags.

  2. bobthebuilder

    Motorboat!!!!!

  3. foul

    this freak belongs in a circus, if you wanna fuck this rat faced transexual your a fag or a piece of common trash

  4. Dohz

    lol have you people actually seen Brooke Hogan? She’s a fricken steroid-monster compared to Christina.

  5. sorry shes a hideous wigger tranny as usual

    wow, some queens are really defensive of their own kind.
    i guess it takes all kinds.
    shes no victoria secret model or miss hawaiin tropic!
    shes a short chubby rat face with fucked up legs and drag face paint!

  6. I’d like to hit that, but I’m afraid I’m not ugly enough.

  7. Brooke Hogan is looking scaaary

  8. gryphon50

    Christina Aguilera- a naturally gorgeous woman who for some reason insists on looking like a clown whore. In this picture, she looks far older than her years- bleached blonde hair, elvira makeup, flabby body. She looks like a 40 year old barfly. I can’t even imagine what she’ll look like in twenty years.

  9. joey joejoe

    mary mother of jesus why is that women married to a troll.
    i want to play with her titties like a crazy man.

  10. Danklin24

    uh, thats not Christina Aguilera. It cant be.

  11. needAnAlias

    damn! she’s forreal a mexican! that scar she’s got right below her shoulder is the brand we all mexicans get after having a certain injection.

    it’s some kind of reaction we all have to the medicine. either that or our med care is just that shitty.

    update: ok, so i just fact checked, and yeah she’s not mexican, not even half a 1/4. i should probably retract my statement here, but i won’t. too much effort.

  12. Wow, using eyeliner like that really makes you look like a transexual. Don’t do it girls.

  13. Brutor

    Well, enjoy her womanly curves while they last. I’m sure she’ll starve herself back down to Hollywood Wire Hanger standard in only a few more months.

    Sad. Hollywood should look lilke this more often.

  14. IKE

    A blond Jessica Rabbit.
    mmmm.

  15. Ted Mosby

    I love the fake boobs on this chick.

  16. Frank

    Her transformation into generic porn queen is complete.

  17. BACK TO THE 80′S AGAIN?
    ………………PRETTY DULL CRIS!!

  18. Kate

    I didn’t even realize this was her till I read the title…when i saw her on the VMAs I didn’t know who it was….what has she done to her face?

  19. HIU

    HER BOOB JOB WAS POORLY DONE ITS NOT PROPORTIONED TO HER BODY. I DON;T KNOW CHRISTINA ALWAYS HAS A TRASHY LOOK SHE COULD NEVER STYLE HERSELF RIGHT SHE HAD A VOICE BUT SHE KILLS IT WITH HER LOOK. SHE SHOULD JUST BE MORE LIKE LEONA LEWIS JUST SIMPLE AND NOT CRAZY LOOKING CAUSE SHE WOULD SELL MORE RECORDS. TO ME SHE ALWAYS SEEMS INSECURE. CHRISTINA YOU DON;T HAVE TO BE MARILYN MONROW LIKE UR LAST ALBUM OR WEARING CHAPS OR WEARING THIS CRAP JUST BE YOURSELF AND YOU WILL SELL RECORDA AGAIN.

  20. Chelle

    Can we say URSELA? Sorry, but no. Just no to that outfit and hair.

  21. TheListener

    I only have a few things to say.

    I don’t like how she applied her makeup. She looks like a cat around the eyes.

    2nd: People, be kind. She had a baby only a few months ago. She hasn’t dropped all of the baby weight. Cut her some slack.

    3rd: I LOVE HER BOOBS.

  22. Deacon Jones is an insipid Fuckwad with an I.Q of 60

    “Holy shit. Every….single……negative…….. comment on here is written by a jealous women”,,,

    How do you know by the names that they’re all female, genius?

  23. jonas-not one of the brothers!

    christina is one of the least attractive and unsexiest women i’ve ever seen in my life. how on earth could she always outrank britney spears on all the sexiest women lists lately is beyond me. britney is an angel sent to earth and truly the sexiest most beautiful woman in the world, right up there with scarlett johansson and angelina jolie. christina is just a jealous wannabe always looking to beat britney. i can’t stand christina. and i’m not a jealous woman…i am a 100% heterosexual straight guy who knows hot women when he sees one. britney is the hottest of them all.

  24. dana

    she looks exactly like brooke hogan!!!
    EWWW

  25. I think Christina’s gorgeous

    But she should have SHOT her stylist for this one.. Bad hair, bad eyemakeup and SHOCKING dress…

    She looks WAY better with red lip stick, barrel curls and a pair of nice capris to be honest…

    Oh and if you guys haven’t realised 35 isn’t real – there is probably a reason you hide on here to attack people. Sad, sad, sad.

  26. Has anyone else noticed that in some pics her dress has straps and others it doesn’t?

    Eh?

  27. Steven

    I’m a straight guy and Christina does nothing for me except turns my stomach! Gimme More BRITNEY!!!! At least her boobies are real and authentic whereas Christina’s are filled with silicone. Britney looked a million times hotter than this ugly piece-of-trash will ever look and she was even hotter than her back when Christina was hawking the “Dirrrrty” look and then the pinup look! I even read where Christina’s husband was caught checking Britney out a few times when she wasn’t looking and was overheard telling a friend “Britney looks SO HOT!!!”

  28. prettypants

    #9 — Nice, I actually laughed out loud. Kudos.

    #126 — Her dress always has straps–when her hair is in front, it covers them. It’s not a conspiracy, take a calming breath.

    #127 — Britney’s tits are as fake as Christina’s, you fucking moron. It’s just impossible to tell these days since she seems to be taking the same amount of care with them as she does with her hair…and skin…and kids…and outfits…or actually getting food and drink into her mouth, rather than on her clothing.

    In any case, though both ladies have put down money for their endowments, it is there that the similarities cease, as it appears Christina’s sporting a road map made of veins on her tacked-on dirty pillows, (which you can see on any photo where she’s wearing less than 6lbs of body foundation on them), whereas Britney’s just look like deflated sacks of sand hanging out somewhere around her navel, displaying a wide array of sun damage, age spots and pre-cancerous moles.
    But you’re right, totally hot. Who wouldn’t want a piece?

  29. Darryl Jenkins

    Y’all ask me….I personally think both Spears and Aguilera are well over their “hot” stage and are playing it up for all it’s worth but it ain’t going over to well cuz they were both hot when they were teenagers but now they just middle-aged heffers in their 20s trying to keep up their sex kitten act so they can sell records and gain publicity.
    But sadly for them they are both past their prime and both look like a couple of bulging hags.
    Scarlet Johanson, Megan Fox and Jessica Alba are all the rage these days.

  30. Borris

    Britney and Christina are both really hot and sexy…only, personally, I think Christina has a slight edge over Britney in the beauty department. To me, Britney was always more cute than drop-dead-gorgeous. But I think they are both really talented, sexy young women and I hope they can both get along one day.

  31. USA

    http://www.come-and-hear.com/editor/br-smc/index.html

    jews suck the penis of little boys. Pictures and info.

    It happens 4,000 times in Jew York (aka New York). See article in Slate magazine by Christopher Hitchens:

    http://www.slate.com/id/2125225

    “Let’s by all means hear from Rabbi David Niederman of the United Jewish Organization in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, who emerged from his meeting with Bloomberg to inform us that: “The Orthodox Jewish community will continue the practice that has been practiced for over 5,000 years. We do not change. And we will not change”

    “Rabbi Yitzchok Fischer, the 57-year-old man who ministered to the three boys in question, is currently under a court order that forbids him from doing it again–pending an investigation by the health department. What “investigation?” If another man of that age were found to be slicing the foreskins of little boys and then sucking their penises and their blood, he would be in jail–one hopes–so fast that his feet wouldn’t touch the ground”

    The Journal Pediatrics talks about how it’s spreading disease, AIDS, etc.

    http://pediatrics.aappublications.org/cgi/content/full/114/2/e259?maxtoshow=&HITS=10&hits=10&RESULTFORMAT=1&author1=Tendler&andorexacttitle=and&andorexacttitleabs=and&andorexactfulltext=and&searchid=1125326602651_6102&stored_search=&FIRSTINDEX=%20

  32. USA

    Jewish Task Force says black people are murderers, rapists, and animals. I’m not kidding. Their website, see for yourself:
    http://www.jtf.org/america/america.hurricane.katrina.htm

    from the site:

    “The unbelievable cruelty, savagery and sadism that characterizes black criminal culture was on full display in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.

    This anarchy should surprise no one. Most black males in the United States have criminal records.”

    The website has a flag of US side by side with Israel.

    I guess smelly filthy Jews think they own USA and want to turn it to Israel to except that now they want to bring their racism to target not only Arabs, Muslims, but also black people.

    Welcome to USI (United States of Israel). Fucking poo-eating rats.

  33. Plastique

    Christ, check those those other 12 thumbnails, this is exactly how Hilary Duff will look in 7 years.

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