Christina Aguilera at VMAs: How did I miss these?!

September 9th, 2008 // 133 Comments

In my haste to pretend the VMAs never happened (Which they didn’t, and I’ll fight to the death anyone who says otherwise.), I somehow managed to completely miss Christina Aguilera displaying her ginormous rack. The Superficial regrets its error and wants to assure our readers we’re dedicated to high-quality boob-related journalism. Now that that’s over with, awwww yeah!

Someone call Bob Woodward at the Post. He just got served.

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  1. ugly and so what

    48- roseanne barr also has big ones.

  2. Fumus

    @51

    So does your mom. Yep, it’s true…I am your father.

  3. Ishi-san

    @ 29: Yessssss! Ursula, wasn’t it??

    But she also kinda looks like a black spider-woman

  4. Ew

    That dress is ridiculous

  5. blah

    At first glance I thought: Anna Nicole is back from the dead??? But then I really looked and, alas, its just that ugly, skanky looking Christina. She is one of the tackiest looking young celebs out there and her look completly ages her. She might not be that bad looking if she eased up on the makeup, covered the disgusting fake boobs, and got better hair and clothes. But I will say that the girl can belt out a tune…she’s got some lungs on her, hehe.

  6. I think she looks great !
    At least she doesn’t have a computerised voice

  7. Juicy

    She looks so awful with bleach blonde hair. She used to be so pretty with her natural dark brown color. Why do celebrities think that fake, dried out looking hair is attractive?

  8. why did i watch it

    56- she actually did during her “performance”

  9. Dave

    shes got talent, but my fucking gawd, this woman if a fucking HUSSY CLOWN, she is laughable at the best of times.

  10. Eh, she was cute like 8 years ago, but something terrible has happened to her..

    And I don’t care for her music at all, but that’s just my personal preference, and also…I’M FUCKING BORED!!! CHANGE THE POST!!!!!

  11. Not That Guy

    She looks like Elvira and the two brothers from Nelson had a three-way.
    .
    For you young folks, Google that shit.

  12. Jay

    It’s almost painfully obvious that she had implants, got pregnant, and lost the pregger boobs, leaving her dry tits behind.

  13. #58
    But she’s awesome live =O

  14. Jay

    Oh, and her implants are still there.

  15. Gottahava Wawa

    Look…posts 1 thru 61 are all “wee todd dead” she is hot…bottom line…get a life.
    except for 9…gr8t post…you can be my wing man.

  16. Mellow

    She looks like that lady they call “The Cat Woman.” You know, the one with too much plastic surgery. Yuck!

  17. jennifer hammond

    actually her “nice titts” are looking kind of wonky. Milk must have dried up leaving the implant to drop even lower. They look a little lopsided too. I think her boobs are gross and everything else on her too. That outdated bleached out hair and my gosh, she has the hips to birth an elephant! There is no reason she couldnt have a baby naturally with those huge hips.

  18. Fumus

    Wait! Wait! Where’s my eraser? NO! The good one that rubs without tearing the paper!

    All of you Losers! I drew a picture of Deacon at South Beach and he’s GIANT MANBOOBS.

  19. hmmmm

    Take a close look at her face. It’s starting to look like sandpaper. Too much late night boozing, smoking, and drugs will destroy the skin. I bet if you peel off that make-up she would look like a 40 year old.

  20. Johnny Boy

    If she is trying to look repulsive, she is doing a great job. She used to be cute before the implants and layers of make up

  21. Racer X

    SMOKIN’!

  22. Deacon Jones

    @65
    Agreed

    @68
    Are you my new fag stalker of the week? What country are you from? You make no fucking sense whatsoever in either of your posts.

    To the women critizing her, I dare you to post a link with you pic.

  23. julia bella

    FUMUS = ROUGH DADDY……
    BUSTED!

  24. djsmith72

    If you hadn’t said it was Christina I would have thought it was Brooke Hogan! She looks way trampier (trannyer) than usual.

  25. @16

    Thats one of the funniest comments Ive ever read on here…so true!!!!!!

    I linked my name to the video from the VMAs of her doing ” Aint no other man” and being all “yeyeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa wooooo ohhhhhhhhh weeeeoooooooooooooo” HAHA!

  26. all man

    Again, couldn’t take this clownish goth tranny anywhere. She is a freak.
    72 and 65, stop playing dungeons and dragons and get some sun or check out the divas at your local rainbow lounge on drag night, you’ll be in heaven if you think that circus shit looks good.

  27. Gottahava Wawa

    C’mpn “all man”…don’t a hater…your just mad because the last titties you saw was your momma’s. I get more caboos than the union pacific.

  28. Gottahava Wawa

    C’mpn “all man”…don’t be a hater…your just mad because the last titties you saw was your momma’s. I get more caboos than the union pacific.

  29. stizzef

    The milk’s gone bad, bitches!

  30. Alisa

    she looks like a transvestite dressed up as linda hogan.

  31. sameshitdifferentyear

    #16 lol

  32. Deacon Jones

    @76

    The day I take advice from someone that calls himself “All Man” is the day I die

  33. trash

    She looks like Donatella Versace or however you spell her ugly ass name I ain’t goolging it. Anyway so her boobs are huge and filled with silicone she’s so fucking ugly her face suckss balls and she looks like a total whore. BTW silicone feels like rock and in the cold they feel lie frigging ice cubes it’s just weird and nasty because you become so aware that they just have some sacks shoved in their chest and they dont feel soft and natural they feel like fucking plastic and no one can respect a girl stupid enough to do that to herself no mater what it looks like.

    Some people like the beauty of Anne Hathaway (who has big REAL ones) or Emmy Rossum and would never consider hitting gutter transvestite whore trash like this fugly skank. Her legs are also hideous BTW nobby and bow legged and short so for those who like legs it ain’t good. Her nose is huge she looks as dumb as Jessica Simpson (okay no one is that dumb) she’s just fucking worthless. There is a reason she married an ugly troll and it’s that no goodlooking man would ever mnarry her, they might screww her from behing in the dark or cover everything but her boobs and throw her some pity sex but marry her? Fuck no. Men want to marry an angel who can look sexy and elegant and beautiful not like a las vegas hooker. She’s trash, she spam and some men like a fine steak and won’t settle for less.

  34. bitch is beat and always has been

    #47. Right on the Donatella but she actually is not good looking without makeup sadly she is even uglier and that hideous nose is actually a nose job, it was fat when she was young now it’s just pointy and witch like. I will NEVER believe this qwhore was born a woman.

  35. funny but wrong

    #9. I disagree completely, but that is fucking hilarious!!!! Though with someone this trashy they would not have to pull hard to get you out, fucking an ugly whore like this would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway so you’d probably just fall out even if you have the biggest wang on the planet. Also being that she is such trash if anything YOU’d be the king of a trailer park not england since you would need no asistance removing yourself from her, but her boobs would are as hard as a rock and as oddly shaped as one so in the way it is like the sword and the stone(s).

  36. missywissy

    Wow! Everyone at youtube is going on about how Christina ripped off this look and performance from Lady Gaga I agree.

  37. No

    Even the guys in the background don’t care, the security guy looks bored as shit and the other dudes (you can actually see two guys) are looking at someone ele likely a way hotter less tranvestitish looking chick.

  38. KRB

    Yikes! I thought that was Brooke Hogan at first. Christina — this look isn’t working for you.

  39. The Bandido

    I’ve never seen anything more beautiful……these pics brought tears to my eyes.

    I think the superficial guy needs to get his penis checked if missed these yesterday.

  40. Holy shit! THat’s the hottest she’s looked in a looooong time!

  41. Natalie Fabian

    #57 Christina is a natural blonde. Not white blonde of course, but her hair’s not naturally dark at all.

  42. Julie

    You guys are crazy, I think she looks fuckin fierce! Except her boobs are getting a little saggy, this is why breast feeding is a bad idea. But seriously, FIERCE!

  43. Julie

    You guys are crazy, I think she looks fuckin fierce! Except her boobs are getting a little saggy, this is why breast feeding is a bad idea. But seriously, FIERCE!

  44. woodhorse

    She looks like Elvira, Mistress of the Sperm

  45. its me

    When i saw this last night, i didnt know who it was. It sounded like Christia, but looked like Ashley Simpson… anyway, she doesnt look bad, and im sorry that everyone cant be as perfect as all you dumb ass girls, and boys, sorry… people arent perfect take a look down at the beer belly you got goin on. Real people are not perfect. and i feel sorry for those of you who think so. get over yourselves and go do something productive w/ your lives instead of bashing a celebrity. damn

  46. venomhed

    Fat cunty white chicks take note. THIS is what men want!

    CA is fucking hot and sexy as hell. too bad she likes ugly jew boys.

  47. its me

    When i saw this last night, i didnt know who it was. It sounded like Christia, but looked like Ashley Simpson… anyway, she doesnt look bad, and im sorry that everyone cant be as perfect as all you dumb ass girls, and boys, sorry… people arent perfect take a look down at the beer belly you got goin on. Real people are not perfect. and i feel sorry for those of you who think so. get over yourselves and go do something productive w/ your lives instead of bashing a celebrity. damn

  48. its me

    When i saw this last night, i didnt know who it was. It sounded like Christia, but looked like Ashley Simpson… anyway, she doesnt look bad, and im sorry that everyone cant be as perfect as all you dumb ass girls, and boys, sorry… people arent perfect take a look down at the beer belly you got goin on. Real people are not perfect. and i feel sorry for those of you who think so. get over yourselves and go do something productive w/ your lives instead of bashing a celebrity. damn

  49. isitin

    There is not a single guy on this thread that would turn down a romp with this woman. If you say you would, than you are a goddamn fag.

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